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Posted: 8/21/2017 9:42:44 PM EDT
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Did Trump's speech tonight give you a MAGA boner?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:43:52 PM EDT
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How come his ears move and the steering wheel doesn't?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:44:23 PM EDT
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 Who flung poo?
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[#4]
Did you see the eclipse today?
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Ice cream in a cone or cup?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:45:00 PM EDT
[#6]
How much pea gravel to fill a 100ft trench 6 inches deep and 22 inches wide?
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Did you stare at the sun without eye-pro today?
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If Donald is a duck, and Pluto is a dog, what the hell is Goofy?
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was the civil war over slavery?
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Where's NorCal?
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Now that's a good question!
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Is it?  Is it?!
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My Irish Setter

She is so Goofy
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How did the big man do tonight?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:51:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Why are women so difficult?
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5.  Excellent question and it depends on the cone.

Sugar cone - yes.
Waffle cone - yes.
That little cake cone designed to tear up your mouth? - no.
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I LOVE the cake cone!!!  Justice for cake....Hey hey, ho ho, sugar cones have got to go...
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 9:52:26 PM EDT
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Didn't you go missing in Canada for awhile?  Or was that fluffy or mcnasty?
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If bacon holsters were real, would you own one, and if so..  Would you use it to masturbate?
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[#29]
Blue Moon beer. Yea or Nay?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:10:10 PM EDT
[#30]
Was King Richaed a dick?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 10:12:35 PM EDT
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He answered his ten.

Picture me kicking at the ground at nothing.  I look like sasquatch in wranglers and a pearl snap khaki wrangler shirt with a ball cap and snake boots.

I will never know if Johnny_reno thinks it is normal to stick your fingers in a deer vagina.  I have done it over a thousand times.
























We were artificial insemenating them.  You sick fucks.
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He answered his ten.

Picture me kicking at the ground at nothing.  I look like sasquatch in wranglers and a pearl snap khaki wrangler shirt with a ball cap and snake boots.

I will never know if Johnny_reno thinks it is normal to stick your fingers in a deer vagina.  I have done it over a thousand times.
























We were artificial insemenating them.  You sick fucks.
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It doesn't matter WHY, it only matters if enjoyed it?  
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Not at 3am or any other time of day, I do enjoy seeing them grow up to either breed or hunt.
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Is it good to be a white devil slave master?
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Not at 3am or any other time of day, I do enjoy seeing them grow up to either breed or hunt.
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It doesn't matter WHY, it only matters if enjoyed it?  
Not at 3am or any other time of day, I do enjoy seeing them grow up to either breed or hunt.
Rhetorical attempt at humor, I wasn't really pickin... @pirkle
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I got the humor.  My spouse tells me you reek of shame and beastiality when we do it.

No worries, I sometimes live doing odd things.
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I got the humor.  My spouse tells me you reek of shame and beastiality when we do it.

No worries, I sometimes live doing odd things.
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One of my coworkers always tells people you know why he wears his snake boots with his pants tucked in?

It is so the deer can't get away from him.
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One of my coworkers always tells people you know why he wears his snake boots with his pants tucked in?

It is so the deer can't get away from him.
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Used to tell my buddy that who lived with his parents on a goat dairy...
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Did you like Tigers wang?
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Decide to get a colonoscopy yet?
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More importantly was he a goat roper or goat fucker?
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More importantly was he a goat roper or goat fucker?
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More importantly was he a goat roper or goat fucker?
He is still one of my best friends.  Gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.  I will say roper.  
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Zigenboch for you bud light enthusiasts?

Wrong thread.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 11:18:04 PM EDT
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He is still one of my best friends.  Gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.  I will say roper.  
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Goat ropers need lovin' too.
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8.  Goofy is a dog.  Pluto is a planet.

...and don't give me that dwarf moon stuff either.

Planet.
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I have the strangest boner right now.
Link Posted: 8/22/2017 8:58:54 AM EDT
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9.  Well, that depends on who you're asking and the way that the question is posed.

Undoubtedly, slavery was an issue that wasn't going to be resolved in any other way.

The seceding states thought it was an issue for the state to decide so any action afterwards would be a state rights issue.

The Union fought not to repeal slavery, but to keep the Union intact.

Either way, it's kind of done and over with.  

I think the more interesting question is whether slavery would have died out if it hadn't been for the invention of the cotton gin due to the follow-on increase in cotton production.
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I love your threads. Excellent points, and bring more questions for me to ponder. Thank you.
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