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Posted: 2/1/2011 6:08:52 PM EDT
What do I do? Son of a bitch. I got excited about penguins and spilled my fucking beer. Standby
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:09:42 PM EDT
[#1]
Find a goat, it will serve the same purpose.
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:09:56 PM EDT
[#2]
He's "working" here......
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:11:04 PM EDT
[#3]
What about a monkey ?
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:11:48 PM EDT
[#4]
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He's "working" here......


You son of a bitch. You can't have a monopoly on penguins.

No better way to see post 1000 go by than to talk about penguins...
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:12:54 PM EDT
[#5]
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What about a monkey ?


That's like asking an arm amputee if a leg will do...
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:13:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
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He's "working" here......


You son of a bitch. You can't have a monopoly on penguins.

No better way to see post 1000 go by than to talk about penguins...


Ha.....
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:13:59 PM EDT
[#7]



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Quoted:

What about a monkey ?




That's like asking an arm amputee if a leg will do...


THAT would be awkward.



 
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:14:23 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
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He's "working" here......


You son of a bitch. You can't have a monopoly on penguins.

No better way to see post 1000 go by than to talk about penguins...


Ha.....


That was condescending
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:14:39 PM EDT
[#9]
Babcats prolly et them.
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:20:42 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
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He's "working" here......


You son of a bitch. You can't have a monopoly on penguins.

No better way to see post 1000 go by than to talk about penguins...


Ha.....


That was condescending


A bit...yeah, sorry.
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:21:34 PM EDT
[#11]
Post some tits and you'll find a penguin right quick.
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:22:17 PM EDT
[#12]
IN before

Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:22:21 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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He's "working" here......


You son of a bitch. You can't have a monopoly on penguins.

No better way to see post 1000 go by than to talk about penguins...


Ha.....


That was condescending


A bit...yeah, sorry.


It's fine. Enjoy your whore penguin. I'm out to find my own, one not tainted by monkeys
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:22:58 PM EDT
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Post some tits and you'll find a penguin right quick.




 
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:23:06 PM EDT
[#15]

The rest of Arfcom must be a stone drag, cuz it's all lulz in here.
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:23:48 PM EDT
[#16]
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What about a monkey ?


That's like asking an arm amputee if a leg will do...


What if the monkey has no shoes ?
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:25:09 PM EDT
[#17]
Here he is!!!  Catch him if you can!!!



Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:25:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:26:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Do you like dags?
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:26:37 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Here he is!!!  Catch him if you can!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEqWzw8A9g


I just LOLd for 43 seconds and change. Thank you for making my night
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:30:47 PM EDT
[#21]
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Do you like dags?


I like caravans more.
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:32:29 PM EDT
[#22]



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Here he is!!!  Catch him if you can!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEqWzw8A9g


Oh jesseezus, I laughed my ass off.

Somebody threw a crack rock into the penguin pen.



That's even better then feeding Exlax to the chimps...not that I would know about such things.



 
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:32:46 PM EDT
[#23]
Me "um, ok"

My wife "Its like I'm a penguin, I'm a penguin, I'm a penguin, I'm a penguin. I'm waiting on one of the other penguins to smack it."

Me "It's not happening, the video is over....."

I think its time to go to bed.....
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:33:09 PM EDT
[#24]
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What about a monkey ?


That's like asking an arm amputee if a leg will do...


What if the monkey has no shoes ?


Then you take off his breathe right
Link Posted: 2/1/2011 6:33:47 PM EDT
[#25]

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