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Posted: 11/30/2007 4:57:13 PM EDT
I work in a jail now, & it's the 3rd day. So far I saw a college prof who just got 100 yr sentence, for child molesting, & today I stood by & watched a young man who is waiting trial for a dbl murder in my town have his clipper shave.

This to me anyway, is some freaky shite!

I also got to go cruising with a deputy in one of our counties new Charger squad cars! Now that was freaking fun!!!!!!

Link Posted: 11/30/2007 4:59:51 PM EDT
If they shaved about neck level, we would save a bunch of the tax payers money
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 5:00:13 PM EDT
is clipper shave prison slang for something else?

I'm trying to find how seeing someones head being shave would be freaky.
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 5:01:08 PM EDT
5.7?
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 5:04:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:


I also got to go cruising with a deputy in one of our counties new Charger squad cars! Now that was freaking fun!!!!!!



Al Pacino?
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 5:12:16 PM EDT
When I worked at the local loony bin (back in college) we had a guy in on suicide watch. He had put his 11 month old stepson in the hospital with two broken arms and a fractured skull. Said he did it 'cause the kid wouldn't stop crying, but I thought that was some bullshit since the asshole was DEAF! He wasn't crazy; he was just a prick. Anyway, since he was on suicide watch, we had to watch him when he shaved so he wouldn't slit his wrists. One of the nurses asked me to go in and watch him one morning, and I said, "If he starts cutting his own wrists, I'd just tell him to make sure he goes down the block and not just across the street, if you know what I mean. I can't stand someone who'd hurt a kid."

One of the nurses went in with him that morning, rather than me. Wonder why that was?
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 5:13:20 PM EDT
Please, what was the professor's name?
Link Posted: 11/30/2007 5:15:35 PM EDT
You ain't seen nothing freaky yet
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:38:08 PM EDT
.22 for all child molesters or
touchey feeley
provide them a place
to do themselves in eventually they will all die anyway
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:38:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lefthandpath:
is clipper shave prison slang for something else?

I'm trying to find how seeing someones head being shave would be freaky.


No they are clippers like a barber uses to cut hair, except they were using it on their necks & faces.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:39:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheTracker:
You ain't seen nothing freaky yet


I can't/won't say what I saw today, but you were correct!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:40:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:
I work in a jail now, & it's the 3rd day. So far I saw a college prof who just got 100 yr sentence, for child molesting, & today I stood by & watched a young man who is waiting trial for a dbl murder in my town have his clipper shave.

This to me anyway, is some freaky shite!

I also got to go cruising with a deputy in one of our counties new Charger squad cars! Now that was freaking fun!!!!!!



Wait till you take the Trannies for a hospital visit!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:41:52 PM EDT
was he manscaping too
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:42:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By TheTracker:
You ain't seen nothing freaky yet


I can't/won't say what I saw today, but you were correct!


Aww come on, don't be a tease.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 5:43:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mac130:
If they shaved about neck level, we would save a bunch of the tax payers money


+10
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:00:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NevisRuprecht:

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:
I work in a jail now, & it's the 3rd day. So far I saw a college prof who just got 100 yr sentence, for child molesting, & today I stood by & watched a young man who is waiting trial for a dbl murder in my town have his clipper shave.

This to me anyway, is some freaky shite!

I also got to go cruising with a deputy in one of our counties new Charger squad cars! Now that was freaking fun!!!!!!



Wait till you take the Trannies for a hospital visit!


To excerpt from another story I've shared here:


City Fire, you didn't say if this patient was a man or a woman.

Meidcal control, we're going to leave that to your discretion.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:05:32 PM EDT
I work in a Texas Max prison and see all kinds of stuff nobody would believe.
Jim
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:05:42 PM EDT
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:15:17 PM EDT
3rd day? Collin County Jail for 12.5 years.....

...Michael Blair, the woman in Plano who drowned her 3 kids, another from Plano who cut off her babys arms, the guy from Anna who strangled his girlfriend, a child molester who played Santa at the local farmers markets ( and had mom / dad take the picture), a 6'5" 250 lbs guy from Plano that beat an 11mo old to death, a hermaferdite child molester from Plano, AB hitmen, Mexican Mafia leadership, assorted gang related murder trials, one where i had to play last minute escort for the only witness back to her hotel...


Come back in a few and tell us some stories........
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:16:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me


Say what?
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:17:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By white32golf:
3rd day? Collin County Jail for 12.5 years.....

...Michael Blair, the woman in Plano who drowned her 3 kids, another from Plano who cut off her babys arms, the guy from Anna who strangled his girlfriend, a child molester who played Santa at the local farmers markets ( and had mom / dad take the picture), a 6'5" 250 lbs guy from Plano that beat an 11mo old to death, a hermaferdite child molester from Plano, AB hitmen, Mexican Mafia leadership, assorted gang related murder trials, one where i had to play last minute escort for the only witness back to her hotel...


Come back in a few and tell us some stories........


Just becAUSE YOUVE SEEN MORE DOESN'T MEAN i CAN'T ENJOY MYSELF NOW DOES IT?
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:20:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 6:21:38 PM EDT by justinwb]

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me


Say what?

My dad started out working in the jail and that was just the county one, it wasnt uncommon for people to do that along with a number of other vile disgusting things that earned them a little stick time.

ETA: I wouldnt mind working in the jail, I think it would be interesting.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:30:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By white32golf:
3rd day? Collin County Jail for 12.5 years.....

...Michael Blair, the woman in Plano who drowned her 3 kids, another from Plano who cut off her babys arms, the guy from Anna who strangled his girlfriend, a child molester who played Santa at the local farmers markets ( and had mom / dad take the picture), a 6'5" 250 lbs guy from Plano that beat an 11mo old to death, a hermaferdite child molester from Plano, AB hitmen, Mexican Mafia leadership, assorted gang related murder trials, one where i had to play last minute escort for the only witness back to her hotel...


Come back in a few and tell us some stories........


Just becAUSE YOUVE SEEN MORE DOESN'T MEAN i CAN'T ENJOY MYSELF NOW DOES IT?



All in fun Search, all in fun.
Just wait until you get one that fingerpaints the inside of his cell with shit. Or for that matter, one that eats his own shit in front of you.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:31:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 6:32:01 PM EDT by MisterWilson]

Originally Posted By justinwb:

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me


Say what?

My dad started out working in the jail and that was just the county one, it wasnt uncommon for people to do that along with a number of other vile disgusting things that earned them a little stick time.

ETA: I wouldnt mind working in the jail, I think it would be interesting.




Is that to say that you wouldn't mind having Jizz thrown at you?


Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:38:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:

Originally Posted By justinwb:

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me


Say what?

My dad started out working in the jail and that was just the county one, it wasnt uncommon for people to do that along with a number of other vile disgusting things that earned them a little stick time.

ETA: I wouldnt mind working in the jail, I think it would be interesting.




Is that to say that you wouldn't mind having Jizz thrown at you?



No I just meant that some of the criminals are really brilliant people and it would be kind of neat to talk with them.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:41:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By white32golf:

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By white32golf:
3rd day? Collin County Jail for 12.5 years.....

...Michael Blair, the woman in Plano who drowned her 3 kids, another from Plano who cut off her babys arms, the guy from Anna who strangled his girlfriend, a child molester who played Santa at the local farmers markets ( and had mom / dad take the picture), a 6'5" 250 lbs guy from Plano that beat an 11mo old to death, a hermaferdite child molester from Plano, AB hitmen, Mexican Mafia leadership, assorted gang related murder trials, one where i had to play last minute escort for the only witness back to her hotel...


Come back in a few and tell us some stories........


Just becAUSE YOUVE SEEN MORE DOESN'T MEAN i CAN'T ENJOY MYSELF NOW DOES IT?



All in fun Search, all in fun.
Just wait until you get one that fingerpaints the inside of his cell with shit. Or for that matter, one that eats his own shit in front of you.



Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:43:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By justinwb:

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:

Originally Posted By justinwb:

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me


Say what?

My dad started out working in the jail and that was just the county one, it wasnt uncommon for people to do that along with a number of other vile disgusting things that earned them a little stick time.

ETA: I wouldnt mind working in the jail, I think it would be interesting.




Is that to say that you wouldn't mind having Jizz thrown at you?



No I just meant that some of the criminals are really brilliant people and it would be kind of neat to talk with them.


If there's any brilliant ones at my jail I sure as heck haven't spotted them. Mostly thugs with "half a mind" to commit crimes.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:43:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me


Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:44:39 PM EDT


Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me


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Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:47:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Just wait until some dude throws giz at you then get back to me


www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews27/a%20silence%20of%20the%20lambs/a%20silence%20of%20the%20lambs%20SILENCE_LAMBS_D1-7.jpg


"Rudeness is unspeakably ugly to me."

Ultimate criminal right there.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:52:03 PM EDT
Wait until you called to do a cell extraction and the fucker has covered him self in his own shit and piss. .... and I mean covered.

Saw that more than once.

I guess now they have cameras to record extractions in case unnecessary force was claimed by the inmate.

back when I was walking the tiers we didn't
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:53:04 PM EDT
It's only a matter of time until you catch two guys screwing and the guy in back won't stop until you taser him. Or he'll pull out quickly, scrape crap off his crank. and throw it at you.
Or if his timing is really good, simply attempt to ejaculate on you.

When walking the corridors, walk in the middle so you have more range and response time
to work with in the event that some fine upstanding inmate decides to toss something in your general direction.


Forget about being stealthy. Try that, and the first prisoner to see you will raise the alarm that you're coming. The right attitude to take is that YOU are the only thing in the world
that could make life WORSE for the prisoner. Let them know that by the way you carry
yourself and conduct your business with them, and your workdays will go easier.

CJ

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 6:55:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By TheTracker:
You ain't seen nothing freaky yet


I can't/won't say what I saw today, but you were correct!


Just wait, it gets "better". Have you seen a guy eat his own shit yet? It is suprising the first time and you will think it is crazy. Later you will learn that crazy people do not eat there own shit, crazy people eat other people's shit.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 7:13:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stumps:

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By TheTracker:
You ain't seen nothing freaky yet


I can't/won't say what I saw today, but you were correct!


Just wait, it gets "better". Have you seen a guy eat his own shit yet? It is suprising the first time and you will think it is crazy. Later you will learn that crazy people do not eat there own shit, crazy people eat other people's shit.


Holy crap eaters batman!

I think I'm gonna be sick now, no,....yeah
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 7:32:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stumps:

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:

Originally Posted By TheTracker:
You ain't seen nothing freaky yet


I can't/won't say what I saw today, but you were correct!


Just wait, it gets "better". Have you seen a guy eat his own shit yet? It is suprising the first time and you will think it is crazy. Later you will learn that crazy people do not eat there own shit, crazy people eat other people's shit.


Seen all above.

I've seen people try to open each other's eyes to masturbate because they get off on it.
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