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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:24:42 PM EDT
The rest of my life will be dedicated to being good enough for her and jim beam helped me realize hat that's what I should do
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:26:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
The rest of my life will be dedicated to being good enough for her and jim beam helped me realize hat that's what I should do


Spill it bro..

Someone fucked up somewhere and we need details..

And pics of "her".
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:26:22 PM EDT
When you hit your twenties, you'll realize the rest of your life is a lot of years. Cheers!
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:27:53 PM EDT
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:27:54 PM EDT
I feel ya. I got a "dear john" text message today.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:28:44 PM EDT
I just convinced a room mate that Jim Beam sucks.

He is currently drinking wild turkey 101.

There are alternatives bro.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:30:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her

I was in that boat.

I haven't been on a date since (though with the aid of tequila I have been laid a few times).

I chose to disregard females, and acquire education. And then firearms. And then more whiskey.

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:30:26 PM EDT
Beam black is somewhat drinkable
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:07 PM EDT
dude, more womenz than men in the world, don't let jim beam steer ya.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 8:32:26 PM EDT by leatherface_y2k]
Shoot, I'm drinking Beam and Coke right now.

Haven't had any drama like that in a while though.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:32:31 PM EDT
Come on man, have some self respect. Sip some good stuff.

I know the feel man. good luck, and details.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:36:24 PM EDT
Whiskey. There's a topic. She seems quite wonderful to us right now.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:38:47 PM EDT
Don't do that to yourself.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 8:43:43 PM EDT
Just move on.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:08:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:

Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her

I was in that boat.

I haven't been on a date since (though with the aid of tequila I have been laid a few times).

I chose to disregard females, and acquire education. And then firearms. And then more whiskey.





do this, your new AR or AK will never leave you, might get taken by obungo or you may sell it, but a good gun wont fuck you over.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:09:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:
I just convinced a room mate that Jim Beam sucks.

He is currently drinking wild turkey 101.

There are alternatives bro.


101 will fuck. you. up.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:12:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Rugerlvr:
Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:
I just convinced a room mate that Jim Beam sucks.

He is currently drinking wild turkey 101.

There are alternatives bro.


101 will fuck. you. up.


Seriously.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:35:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her


prove her wrong
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:37:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 9:38:00 PM EDT by dogbert4-1]
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
The rest of my life will be dedicated to being good enough for her and jim beam helped me realize hat that's what I should do


I don't buy it. Louisiana? You can drink and eat your way through any depression down there.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:42:07 PM EDT
Be good enough in SPITE of her. Fuck it, spite has worked for me.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:54:20 PM EDT
This thread is gay. Grow a pair and stop whining.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 9:57:13 PM EDT
Get the fuck over it dude, go nail someone 10-15 years to your younger (pending that's of age).

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:08:46 PM EDT
I've been married for many years.and I love my wife very much. We have a great relationship, great sex, great kids, great home, etc... But the day she tells me that I need to be worthy of her, and she leaves??? I'll pour a Jack... have a moment of silence, then go out and bone a whole city full of women who think I'm ALREADY worthy of them.

The only thing you should be dediicated towards is finding the next Mrs Green Pander!! Buck up my friend. It'll hurt for a while, but you got a reprieve. Now go out and make the best of it.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:33:42 PM EDT
Ops wasted or passed out


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 10:52:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By texassooner:
This thread is gay. Grow a pair and stop whining.


and finish the bottle.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 11:06:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
The rest of my life will be dedicated to being good enough for her growing a kick-ass mustache and jim beam helped me realize hat that's what I should do
FIFY

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 11:10:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her



Oh someone is gonna get better.

In fact, someone is probably getting her better right now.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 11:14:19 PM EDT
This thread needs some details from OP.

Who fucked who over?

She left you?

You fucked up in any number of ways? It doesn't take much.

WTH happened man?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 11:33:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 11:33:35 PM EDT by LowBeta]
Shave everything, go tranny. Don't be worthy of her, be betterer than her. It's the only solution.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:01:53 AM EDT
I've been to the bottom of many bottles and found no answers in any of them
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:04:13 AM EDT
I always used to try drowning my sorrows, till I realized the bastards could swim better than I could
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:08:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Couch-Commando:
I just convinced a room mate that Jim Beam sucks.

He is currently drinking wild turkey 101.

There are alternatives bro.





This ^

Nectar of the GODSSSSSS
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:11:38 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2013 12:12:07 AM EDT by godseviltwin]
Dude there are plenty of other great women. Oh jim sucks! . Not as bad as that Canadian crap, but not great. 147 proof homebrew frw
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:24:00 AM EDT
Man the fuck up, RFN, pussy.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:28:41 AM EDT


Who gives a fuck what some stupid bitch thinks?



/Dr. Phil moment.

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:31:28 AM EDT
Time to shut down.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:33:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:33:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her


You should go to her house and sing to her.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:35:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By shocktrp:
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her


You should go to her house and sing to her.


Or at least make her a mix tape.

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:35:51 AM EDT
No one should ever make life decisions while drinking Jim Beam.....your beverage selection needs to be much mo' betta for the big ones.


Also, the beer goggles thing counts when drinking whiskey too.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:38:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dtux:
No one should ever make life decisions while drinking Jim Beam.....your beverage selection needs to be much mo' betta for the big ones.
http://i50.tinypic.com/2ylwzdu.jpg

Also, the beer goggles thing counts when drinking whiskey too.


Why limit ones self to beverages?

Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:40:21 AM EDT

Originally Posted By OKSoda:
Originally Posted By dtux:
No one should ever make life decisions while drinking Jim Beam.....your beverage selection needs to be much mo' betta for the big ones.
http://i50.tinypic.com/2ylwzdu.jpg

Also, the beer goggles thing counts when drinking whiskey too.

Why limit ones self to beverages?
http://ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/crack-pipe.jpg

You, sir, know how to make the important decisions. I approve
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 12:43:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mech2007:
Originally Posted By shocktrp:
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her


You should go to her house and sing to her.


Or at least make her a mix tape.



Yes, girls love these.
Make sure you get at least a dozen long stem roses to profess your love.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:39:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MrMojoRising:
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
when she sleft me she said i would never get better than her, but i realised no one would get better cause sheis the best there is. I need to be worthy of her



Oh someone is gonna get better.

In fact, someone is probably getting her better right now.

I wanna laugh, but I've been in OP's shoes....... kinda fucked up to say.. funny, but fucked
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:43:02 AM EDT
What's with all the Beam haters? I love all whiskeys, but Beam is a good staple
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 2:43:20 AM EDT
When there is no answer . . . .



Jim Beam IS the answer!
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 6:27:34 AM EDT
This morning I remembered that I posted this and expected to come back to a lot of flaming. On the drive home from sticks with a hangover I was planning on how to be better than her


Jim Beam isn't the answer, guns is only part of the answer. But the real solution is STEROIDS!!!!

In moderation of course.
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 6:29:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dtux:
No one should ever make life decisions while drinking Jim Beam.....your beverage selection needs to be much mo' betta for the big ones.
http://i50.tinypic.com/2ylwzdu.jpg

Also, the beer goggles thing counts when drinking whiskey too.


Yes, yes, Buffalo Trace Good shit!
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 6:35:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
This morning I remembered that I posted this and expected to come back to a lot of flaming. On the drive home from sticks with a hangover I was planning on how to be better than her


Jim Beam isn't the answer, guns is only part of the answer. But the real solution is STEROIDS!!!!

In moderation of course.


you are fucked up ... still ......


get out of the black hole and do things for yourself


have fun
work out
meet new people
stop drinking too much
stop sucking at life and enjoy it



Link Posted: 1/22/2013 6:38:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/22/2013 6:40:08 AM EDT by oscartaco]
Originally Posted By cosmos556:
Originally Posted By dtux:
No one should ever make life decisions while drinking Jim Beam.....your beverage selection needs to be much mo' betta for the big ones.
http://i50.tinypic.com/2ylwzdu.jpg

Also, the beer goggles thing counts when drinking whiskey too.


Yes, yes, Buffalo Trace Good shit!


This...just had it for the first time a few weeks ago and it was glorious!

Edit: fuck her find a better one, and none of that " there is no one better bullshit either!"
Link Posted: 1/22/2013 6:40:49 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGreenPander:
This morning I remembered that I posted this and expected to come back to a lot of flaming. On the drive home from sticks with a hangover I was planning on how to be better than her


Jim Beam isn't the answer, guns is only part of the answer. But the real solution is STEROIDS!!!!

In moderation of course.


This took a turn for the unexpected.
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