A shoe salesman is helping this gorgeous women with some shoes. He
looks up and notices that she is not wearing any underwear. He
blushes at first and tries to shake it off. As he continues to help
her he looks up again and just can not keep it to himself.
He says "Ma'am that is the nicest pussy that I have ever seen. I want to fill
it up with ice cream and eat it out."
The woman can hardly believe what she has just heard, and proceeds to
slap the young gentleman. When she arrives home she tells her husband
the whole story. Her husband is the take charge kind of guy and after
he hears his wife's story, he just sits there. She replies,"Well
aren't you going to do anything?".
He says "No, for three reasons:
1. You don't need any more shoes,
2. You should have had on underwear, and
3. I'm not going to fu(k with someone who can eat that much ice cream.