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Posted: 10/1/2004 3:46:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 3:46:52 PM EST by clean_cut]
I was having dinner with these Christian singles at Ski Shores Cafe on the lake in Austin, and I started getting kinda obnoxious. (We were talking about the genders).

So this gurl named Twyla finally asked, "Have you been in a relationship?"

"Yes," I said.

"Did she know that?" she snapped back.

Damn. That was cold.

That woman has got issues. 31 years old and still unmarried will do that to a woman. I'm going to have to stay away from her at church. She's mean.

Now THAT's a "mean girl".
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:47:17 PM EST
Ohh boy wait til sarge hears this
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:47:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:48:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
So you were being obnoxious and she bitch-slapped you good for it... and somehow she is the one with a problem?




I may have been obnoxious, and she may have gotten me good, but she is still mean.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:49:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 8:46:11 PM EST by warp_asylum]
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Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:49:26 PM EST
So you came here for some more huh?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:49:31 PM EST
Christian singles = no way in hell your getting laid!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:50:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:50:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Christian singles = no way in hell your getting laid!




Don't be so hasty. These Christian singles are more worldy than you may think. There's just more guilt involved.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:51:02 PM EST
You like the abuse don't you?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:51:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Christian singles = no way in hell your getting laid!



There's just more guilt involved.



really? but that sucks because you turn into the badguy.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:51:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
You like the abuse don't you?




In a way, Twyla was quite attractive with her direct, mean self.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:52:13 PM EST
Ask her, " Hey, you're 31 right? and still single? tell me....I hear that when a chick is over 30 and still doesnt have a husband, there is usually a reason for it....if you know what I mean....is that true? I mean, are you just a head case...or do you just not like men?....I hear its REALLY hard to meet guys at your age too....younger guys think you're too old already....and older guys arent looking for desperate chicks....oh well, glad I'ma guy"
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:53:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 3:54:44 PM EST by clean_cut]

Originally Posted By macro:
Ask her, " Hey, you're 31 right? and still single? tell me....I hear that when a chick is over 30 and still doesnt have a husband, there is usually a reason for it....if you know what I mean....is that true? I mean, are you just a head case...or do you just not like men?....I hear its REALLY hard to meet guys at your age too....younger guys think you're too old already....and older guys arent looking for desperate chicks....oh well, glad I'ma guy"




Get this, we were talking about how crazy women are. I was standing up for women by saying they were not that crazy - they're not hard to figure out.

At which moment, Twyla started saying stuff like, "Women ARE crazy!"
And then she proceeded with the How many relationships have you had question...

Go figure.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:55:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
You like the abuse don't you?




In a way, Twyla was quite attractive with her direct, mean self.



So I bet you want her to dominate you, tie you up and spank you in front of the choir while you are wearing a sacrificial virgin robe.


Say It.....Say It.....Say It I won't laugh

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:55:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Christian singles = no way in hell your getting laid!



I tend to agree
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:55:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By macro:
Ask her, " Hey, you're 31 right? and still single? tell me....I hear that when a chick is over 30 and still doesnt have a husband, there is usually a reason for it....if you know what I mean....is that true? I mean, are you just a head case...or do you just not like men?....I hear its REALLY hard to meet guys at your age too....younger guys think you're too old already....and older guys arent looking for desperate chicks....oh well, glad I'ma guy"




Get this, we were talking about how crazy women are. I was standing up for women by saying they were not that crazy - they're not hard to figure out.

At which moment, Twyla started saying stuff like, "Women ARE crazy!"
And then she proceeded with the How many relationships have you had question...

Go figure.



Your first mistake was speaking to her. Your second mistake was allowing her to speak.


Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:56:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
I was having dinner with these Christian singles at Ski Shores Cafe on the lake in Austin, and I started getting kinda obnoxious. (We were talking about the genders).

So this gurl named Twyla finally asked, "Have you been in a relationship?"

"Yes," I said.

"Did she know that?" she snapped back.

"You have got issues. 31 years old and still unmarried will do that."



Fixed it for you for next time you get bitch slapped.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:56:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 3:57:28 PM EST by clean_cut]

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
You like the abuse don't you?




In a way, Twyla was quite attractive with her direct, mean self.



So I bet you want her to dominate you, tie you up and spank you in front of the choir while you are wearing a sacrificial virgin robe.


Say It.....Say It.....Say It I won't laugh





I will say this...she would look good in a dominatrix suit. She's got the bod and the tude for it.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:58:49 PM EST
FWIW, if you're as annoying in person as you are around here, I'd probably be pretty cold to you, too. And everybody I know says I'm very friendly.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 3:59:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 4:00:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 4:04:38 PM EST by clean_cut]
Thanks for the advice CampyBob.


Single Christian women over 30 = high strung, repressed
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 4:08:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Thanks for the advice CampyBob.


Single Christian women over 30 = high strung, repressed




Try catholic girls, they swallow.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:38:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Thanks for the advice CampyBob.


Single Christian women over 30 = high strung, repressed




Try catholic girls, they swallow.



Reminds me of that old Frank Zappa song about Catholic Girls.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:41:11 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Ohh boy wait til sarge hears this




LOL


CLean_Cut.

SHe wasn't mean..she was HONEST!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:41:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
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Don't be so hasty. These Christian singles are more worldy than you may think. There's just more guilt involved.





Yeah. Guilt without sex. WHAT A CONCEPT!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:41:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

So this gurl named Twyla finally asked, "Have you been in a relationship?"

"Yes," I said.

"Did she know that?" she snapped back.

Damn. That was cold.




Yeah, the truth does tend to hurt a lot
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:42:50 PM EST
[redvsblue]Dude, that was a burn. You got burned. Burned, dude, burned![/redvsblue]
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:56:59 PM EST
Clean_Cut

Man your problem with women is amazing...

I almost believe you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of hundreds

you need to expand your horizon and listen to CampyBOB

Link Posted: 10/1/2004 5:59:10 PM EST
clean_cut,

How long before you are a 31 year old virgin?
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:08:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/1/2004 6:08:32 PM EST by GUNGUY1911]

Originally Posted By AZ_Nurse:
clean_cut,

How long before you are a 31 year old virgin?

2 years ago!
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:26:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By GUNGUY1911:

Originally Posted By AZ_Nurse:
clean_cut,

How long before you are a 31 year old virgin?

2 years ago!



Link Posted: 10/1/2004 6:38:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
So you were being obnoxious and she bitch-slapped you good for it... and somehow she is the one with a problem?




I may have been obnoxious, and she may have gotten me good, but she is still mean.



I think she likes you!

You should ask for her hand in marriage.
With a woman like that, you'll always know where you stand. Sure beats the silent treatment.
Link Posted: 10/1/2004 8:24:01 PM EST
Thats a great motorcycle destination.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:35:57 AM EST
She needs to Shut The Fuck Up And Go Make You A Sandwich.

You shoulda pulled a gun on her. She'd be singing a different tune then.

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:37:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 7:42:55 AM EST by desertmoon]

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
I was having dinner with these Christian singles at Ski Shores Cafe on the lake in Austin, and I started getting kinda obnoxious. (We were talking about the genders).

So this gurl named Twyla finally asked, "Have you been in a relationship?"

"Yes," I said.

"Did she know that?" she snapped back.

Damn. That was cold.

That woman has got issues. 31 years old and still unmarried will do that to a woman. I'm going to have to stay away from her at church. She's mean.




I am definitely in LOVE with this girl!!! Sharp wit and cruel demeanor!!!

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 5:38:21 PM EST
UH cleancut we did see your picture and you,dude a haircut would be in order!

You might want to get cleancut and then post again about how it helps you get women!

You look like an old Tommy Chong!!! No offence as he did well looking like that!

Bob

Link Posted: 10/3/2004 7:54:16 AM EST
I have one basic relationship rule, "I don't take shit off women".

Any hooch over 30 and never been married or three times engaged is single for ONE reason, SHE IS A FRIGGIN BITCH.

Now she is out there, biological clock ticking, trying to mate with any willing dumbass who will settle for 4 times a year pussy and buy her a new house. Where do you find guys opposed to fucking and boring enough not to get curious when they start working late or meeting the "girlfriends" for coffee for 8 hours three nights a week? Thats easy to answer, go to a Christian singles dinner and look for a hopeless loser who is 35 and spends his days in church and try to find one you can stand.

Dude, go tap some ass on a random woman or take that gal from work home and blow a nut on her face and get it over with. THE primary two questions a man needs to ask himself before marriage are really basic.

1. Do I have enough property that I can just destroy half of it , drain my bank account and burn my house down and still be happy?

2. Am I done with any desire for sex and in 20 years will I lose my desire to live and want to sit on the couch waiting for the sweet release of death while my chosen bitch ruins my life?

Good luck with that Christian singles thing,,bro.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 7:59:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:09:23 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 8:10:23 AM EST by meateater]
run like hell from chrstian single women, my best friend and brother hooked up with them at a retreat.
all f*&king insane!!!! they have some serious issues that's why they are there.


meat

go to a bar a find one that drinks beer.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:12:29 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:17:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2004 8:19:11 AM EST by thompsondd]

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

That woman has got issues. 31 years old and still unmarried will do that to a woman. I'm going to have to stay away from her at church. She's mean.

Now THAT's a "mean girl".




And you are???????????? Sounds like you are having a hard time dealing with the fact you got OWNED (and by a 31 year old (still) single woman to boot). You should have asked her out right there on the spot.
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:23:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1911greg:
Christian singles = no way in hell your getting laid!



Oh yeah?
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:25:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
So I bet you want her to dominate you, tie you up and spank you in front of the choir while you are wearing a sacrificial virgin robe.
Say It.....Say It.....Say It I won't laugh



works for me
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