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Posted: 7/6/2012 9:41:26 AM EDT
when the cashier complimented me on my beard.








































But the cashier was a guy.

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:42:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DreadfulHillbilly:
when the cashier complimented me on my beard.


But the cashier was a guy.





You know you liked it.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:43:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:43:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:45:48 AM EDT
Have you found his facebook page yet?
 
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:46:49 AM EDT
Did you send him an email professing your love to him yet?
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:47:44 AM EDT

He might be gay... he might not.

I've always been envious of a good beard. I can't grow one.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:48:11 AM EDT
I thought about asking him if he wanted to touch it.

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:48:41 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DreadfulHillbilly:
I thought about asking him if he wanted to touch it.





Quoted for posterity.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:49:22 AM EDT
Depends....

Was it like....."Nice beard, Bro!"


Or more like........"That awesome beard would feel so ticklish between my thighs!"


Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:49:39 AM EDT
Post a picture of your beard.  
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:49:45 AM EDT
So where you guys going for dinner tonight?
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:50:08 AM EDT
he wants to sit on it.  (your beard that is)

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:50:30 AM EDT
I stopped at a gas station I used to frequent. I asked the guy if he lost some weight, I felt pretty gay saying it but it was clear he lost like 30 lbs or so.

He came back, "Yeah, the AIDS is causing it. "

I guess he thought it was gay too
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 9:54:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/6/2012 9:56:26 AM EDT by DreadfulHillbilly]
Originally Posted By Lorax:
Depends....

Was it like....."Nice beard, Bro!"


Or more like........"That awesome beard would feel so ticklish between my thighs!"









He was just some gawky kid that probably blurts stuff out before he thinks.

He said "Wow! If I could grow a beard like that, it would be awesome!"

Further conversation revealed that he hadn't shaved in two weeks and barely had stubble.

I have had a beard about 75% of the time since I was 16.


ETA: The irony is, I have never been that impressed by my beard.

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:02:33 AM EDT
i cant grow a full beard and im 33.


but i dont go around telling dudes they have nice beards.  

i think he wants teh beard loving!
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:02:35 AM EDT
We had a kid my roommate and I nicknamed 'beard kid'
He'd follow the my roommate because he seriously had an insanely photogenic beard, and I just sorta scruffed up like a neckbeard
Anyhow, the guy would always corner my roomate and compliment him on his beard. I lost hard
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:03:32 AM EDT
Chris Costa troll account?
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:05:24 AM EDT
Next time, use the self-checkout.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:10:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/6/2012 10:15:31 AM EDT by DreadfulHillbilly]
Originally Posted By TheCommissioner:
Next time, use the self-checkout.




NVM, that didn't come out right.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:27:29 AM EDT
HA
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:33:43 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:36:20 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Harvey041:
Did you send him an email professing your love to him yet?


Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:41:01 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DreadfulHillbilly:
when the cashier complimented me on my beard.

But the cashier was a guy.



It's only gay if you're on the bottom, if you're on top it's dominance.
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:41:29 AM EDT
Originally Posted By -Omega-1:
Originally Posted By Harvey041:
Did you send him an email professing your love to him yet?






Would it get me 10% discount? I still need to pick up a couple hundred feet of triplex cable and maybe a pallet of portland cement.

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:42:55 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DreadfulHillbilly:
I thought about asking him if he wanted to touch it.



With what?
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:46:14 AM EDT
Hey, at least he didn't comment on the size of my conduit.

Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:47:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DreadfulHillbilly:
when the cashier complimented me on my beard.

But the cashier was a guy.




Surprise buttsex is in your future!  
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:51:05 AM EDT
Did he call you sugar bear?
Link Posted: 7/6/2012 10:51:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/6/2012 11:34:00 AM EDT
I don't want to live in a country where its not OK for a man to compliment another man on his beard.
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