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Posted: 5/14/2004 11:58:55 AM EDT

Monday I had a hernia surgery, before I went into the prep room, the nursed asked me if I had been sexually abused at any time or if sexually abuse against me was going on at the present time. She asked me this when I was getting weighed. I thought, "What the???"

Have things gotten so out of hand they are asking crap like this everywhere?

I should have told her, "No, but if you want to sexually abuse me, I am willing to learn! Is there a special camp for that?"
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:03:55 PM EDT
[#1]
I had hernia surgery in 2001.  Recovery was a wee bit extremly painful for a few days.  I was thinking that the cutie nurse that did my weigh in, was going to do the shaving.  She said "You know you're going to get a little haircut right?", where I responded with a sigh and "Of course"!  To my dismay, when she was done she walked out, and a large black male orderly appeared with the clippers....
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:04:59 PM EDT
[#2]
So then you sprung wood right?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:05:22 PM EDT
[#3]
I'd LOVE to be sexually abused by a nurse, provided it was a smokin' hot female blond.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:07:18 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
So then you sprung wood right?



Hah hah!!!

He had to pay extra for that part, insurance wouldn't cover it.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:07:31 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
So then you sprung wood right?



I almost got a vagina... I was actually concerned about that with the 1st nurse...
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:09:13 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
So then you sprung wood right?



I almost got a vagina...



Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:12:01 PM EDT
[#7]
I'm sexually abused by a nurse on a regular basis................my wife is an RN.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:12:57 PM EDT
[#8]


I almost got a vagina... I was actually concerned about that with the 1st nurse...


Lol.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:21:32 PM EDT
[#9]
Uh which hospital again?  I can commute!

Tj
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:37:26 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I'm sexually abused by a nurse on a regular basis................my wife is an RN.



You beat me to it.  I, too, am married to a nurse and strongly encourage my sexual abuse!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:44:52 PM EDT
[#11]
Honest to god truth,  when I was in hospital for nearly four months after a bad auto wreck, one of the Night Nurses used to come and give the guys in rehab a little treat once in a while… Monica L Style

We all looked forward to when Jean was on nights's

Andy
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:46:17 PM EDT
[#12]

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Honest to god truth,  when I was in hospital for nearly four months after a bad auto wreck, one of the Night Nurses used to come and give the guys in rehab a little treat once in a while… Monica L Style

We all looked forward to when Jean was on nights's

Andy



Of course, the lights were out, and that was Jean Claude...
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:46:49 PM EDT
[#13]
Well at least she didn't ask if you had guns since that seems to illicit such a violent response here.

;-P
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:48:48 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:01:11 PM EDT
[#15]
I co-worker of mine was answering a questionnaire before having cataract surgery, and they asked the same question.  Strange.  
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:56:08 PM EDT
[#16]
And were you sexually abused by a nurse?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:00:47 PM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:02:29 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
... or if sexually abuse against me was going on at the present time.



"If so, am I doing it right?"
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:06:37 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
Read the thread about people having their kids asked about guns. health care professionals are losing their minds



Oh that would be a trip.......I could hear BTK explaining MOAs!

Tj
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:06:48 PM EDT
[#20]
It was what passes these days for a pick up line.



Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:40:56 PM EDT
[#21]
i was sexually abused as a child by a female dr, and i must say that i did not mind
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:43:25 PM EDT
[#22]
The only time I was in a hospital overnight, a cute redhead nurse started with her hand and then climbed on an rode me for awhile.

I was younger and slimmer then and it really did happen.  Dated her for awhile after that.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 2:52:19 PM EDT
[#23]
i never could get the dr chick to date me, i was 14
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