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Posted: 5/14/2004 10:58:55 AM EST

Monday I had a hernia surgery, before I went into the prep room, the nursed asked me if I had been sexually abused at any time or if sexually abuse against me was going on at the present time. She asked me this when I was getting weighed. I thought, "What the???"

Have things gotten so out of hand they are asking crap like this everywhere?

I should have told her, "No, but if you want to sexually abuse me, I am willing to learn! Is there a special camp for that?"
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:03:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 11:04:39 AM EST by DriftPunch]
I had hernia surgery in 2001. Recovery was a wee bit extremly painful for a few days. I was thinking that the cutie nurse that did my weigh in, was going to do the shaving. She said "You know you're going to get a little haircut right?", where I responded with a sigh and "Of course"! To my dismay, when she was done she walked out, and a large black male orderly appeared with the clippers....
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:04:59 AM EST
So then you sprung wood right?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:05:22 AM EST
I'd LOVE to be sexually abused by a nurse, provided it was a smokin' hot female blond.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:07:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
So then you sprung wood right?



Hah hah!!!

He had to pay extra for that part, insurance wouldn't cover it.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:07:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/14/2004 11:08:19 AM EST by DriftPunch]

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
So then you sprung wood right?



I almost got a vagina... I was actually concerned about that with the 1st nurse...
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:09:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By DriftPunch:

Originally Posted By Dolomite:
So then you sprung wood right?



I almost got a vagina...



Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:12:01 AM EST
I'm sexually abused by a nurse on a regular basis................my wife is an RN.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:12:57 AM EST


I almost got a vagina... I was actually concerned about that with the 1st nurse...


Lol.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:21:32 AM EST
Uh which hospital again? I can commute!

Tj
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:37:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By innocent_bystander:
I'm sexually abused by a nurse on a regular basis................my wife is an RN.



You beat me to it. I, too, am married to a nurse and strongly encourage my sexual abuse!
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:44:52 AM EST
Honest to god truth, when I was in hospital for nearly four months after a bad auto wreck, one of the Night Nurses used to come and give the guys in rehab a little treat once in a while… Monica L Style

We all looked forward to when Jean was on nights's

Andy
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:46:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By vito113:
Honest to god truth, when I was in hospital for nearly four months after a bad auto wreck, one of the Night Nurses used to come and give the guys in rehab a little treat once in a while… Monica L Style

We all looked forward to when Jean was on nights's

Andy



Of course, the lights were out, and that was Jean Claude...
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:46:49 AM EST
Well at least she didn't ask if you had guns since that seems to illicit such a violent response here.

;-P
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 11:48:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:01:11 PM EST
I co-worker of mine was answering a questionnaire before having cataract surgery, and they asked the same question. Strange.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 12:56:08 PM EST
And were you sexually abused by a nurse?
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:00:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:02:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By lippo:
... or if sexually abuse against me was going on at the present time.



"If so, am I doing it right?"
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:06:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:
Read the thread about people having their kids asked about guns. health care professionals are losing their minds



Oh that would be a trip.......I could hear BTK explaining MOAs!

Tj
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:06:48 PM EST
It was what passes these days for a pick up line.



Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:40:56 PM EST
i was sexually abused as a child by a female dr, and i must say that i did not mind
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:43:25 PM EST
The only time I was in a hospital overnight, a cute redhead nurse started with her hand and then climbed on an rode me for awhile.

I was younger and slimmer then and it really did happen. Dated her for awhile after that.
Link Posted: 5/14/2004 1:52:19 PM EST
i never could get the dr chick to date me, i was 14
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