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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:36:54 AM EDT
Where do i apply for this job? I used to win Rush and Cruis'n USA...like a boss. I could race all afternoon on a handfull of quarters, as long as i didnt have to stop for pizza.
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Was this not done a few years ago?
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:38:05 AM EDT
I quit my job to be a rock star.




Now I'm surfing arfcom.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:39:51 AM EDT
First you need sponsers.

Do sloppy donuts in a company's parking lot until they submit and put a sticker on your car. 

Then you need a manager that won't screw you. Contact me via IM. I'm trustworthy.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:40:28 AM EDT
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Fuckin do it pussy
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James? James Hetfield?  You do exist!
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:42:24 AM EDT
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First you need sponsers.

Do sloppy donuts in a company's parking lot until they submit and put a sticker on your car. 

Then you need a manager that won't screw you. Contact me via IM. I'm trustworthy.
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How much does arfcom have in the budget? Gofundme? I know yall would pay good money to see the number 69 FBHO pull a few wins. I would prefer my smokin hot wife to be my manager, i like getting screwed.
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Imagonna f. Dat ovel beoch
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:46:59 AM EDT
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Help me build a sponsor list to hit up...

Brazzers
Tinder
Arfcom
GoDaddy
Florida Georgia Line
La Doush
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:48:44 AM EDT
Days of Thunder - Building the car [ENGLISH HD]
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:49:56 AM EDT
Cole trickle thread!

Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:51:04 AM EDT
I plan to sneak a blown 426 Hemi in, how much cash does it take to pay off the inspector?

On the rear bumper, "in loving memory, mikhail, fucker flew too close to the sun"
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:56:15 AM EDT
Hell ya, race dirt mods on the summer weekends and drink Busch heavy all week long.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 8:56:40 AM EDT
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A young hot-shot stock car driver gets his chance to compete at the top level.

Yea but i amnt yungnor hawt.

Colt 45 malt liker shud cover me, ive drank enouf of it to be on the bord.
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Mebbe once i git payd. We only drink bush on holodaays and special okashuns.
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This you OP?
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On the rear bumper, "in loving memory, mikhail, fucker flew too close to the sun"
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R.I.P. M86.
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No, i cant grow burns. It only grows on my neck area.
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Suggest part timing first
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Maybe driving the Zamboni is more your speed.
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Nah brah, id burn dat ice as fast as i go.
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Did you mean fart timing?
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How much does arfcom have in the budget? Gofundme? I know yall would pay good money to see the number 69 FBHO pull a few wins. I would prefer my smokin hot wife to be my manager, i like getting screwed.
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First you need sponsers.

Do sloppy donuts in a company's parking lot until they submit and put a sticker on your car. 

Then you need a manager that won't screw you. Contact me via IM. I'm trustworthy.
How much does arfcom have in the budget? Gofundme? I know yall would pay good money to see the number 69 FBHO pull a few wins. I would prefer my smokin hot wife to be my manager, i like getting screwed.
You must have forgotten the pics.

F5
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:12:31 AM EDT
I want to quit my job a become a porn star...
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:14:31 AM EDT
Its happening!!!! $3000 all it needs is the Hemi:



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I dont have that option...unless people would pay to hear "is it in?", "i cant feel anythin", or getting sneezed out.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:19:12 AM EDT
Shake and bake
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:30:05 AM EDT
you got a better chance winning a lotto
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This is America, where we win the lotto, race fast, and elect anyone we want as prezident. You take your communis bad vibes somwhere else u sumbich.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 9:41:26 AM EDT
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons. 
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Amateur dirt track races on a Saturday night is the equivalent of a Jerry Springer episode.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:14:47 AM EDT
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Where do i apply for this job? I used to win Rush and Cruis'n USA...like a boss. I could race all afternoon on a handfull of quarters, as long as i didnt have to stop for pizza.
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Shit, we've had BRAND NEW POLICE CARS WRECK IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE PREICNT. WITH TAG READERS. IVE HAD 2 PATROL CARS HAVE A WRECK GOING TO A CALL. IVE HAD A PATROL CAR HIT ME ON A MOTOR DURING A CHASE. BENT MY FUCKING CRASH CAR. THAT AINT SHIT!
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:16:06 AM EDT
Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln!
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 10:19:02 AM EDT
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Shit, we've had BRAND NEW POLICE CARS WRECK IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE PREICNT. WITH TAG READERS. IVE HAD 2 PATROL CARS HAVE A WRECK GOING TO A CALL. IVE HAD A PATROL CAR HIT ME ON A MOTOR DURING A CHASE. BENT MY FUCKING CRASH CAR. THAT AINT SHIT!
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F.N.A. Thats badass.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 11:10:29 AM EDT
Not sure if sarcastic or actually retarded
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Probably the latter.
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Probably the latter.
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Then you'll be right at home in the pits at nearly all local dirt tracks in th U.S.  
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Having a rich daddy who likes racing as a hobby would be a very good start.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 1:14:39 PM EDT
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Mebbe once i git payd. We only drink bush on holodaays and special okashuns.
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Hell ya, race dirt mods on the summer weekends and drink Busch heavy all week long.
Mebbe once i git payd. We only drink bush on holodaays and special okashuns.
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I reckon i need to make a video resume to show off my skills first. With the proper editing and rock music i may be able to pull this off. I need to quit my job to make more time to get the vid shot an edited. Slip a $20 to the guard at Texas World Speedway and i should be able to burn up the oval. Does anyone know how to speed up video but slow down audio??????
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 2:30:25 PM EDT
Ask Danica Patrick for some pointers.
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He wants to race not get towed back to the garage for post-wreck interviews.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 2:33:19 PM EDT
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Pretty sure this is most everyone's dream
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 2:35:28 PM EDT
I'm in for three bucks for the BFL on your first race  at Texas Motor Speedway.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 2:43:41 PM EDT
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Where do i apply for this job? I used to win Rush and Cruis'n USA...like a boss. I could race all afternoon on a handfull of quarters, as long as i didnt have to stop for pizza.
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Let me call up Joe Gibbs Racing. They are gonna love you!!!
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 2:45:09 PM EDT
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Shit, we've had BRAND NEW POLICE CARS WRECK IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE PREICNT. WITH TAG READERS. IVE HAD 2 PATROL CARS HAVE A WRECK GOING TO A CALL. IVE HAD A PATROL CAR HIT ME ON A MOTOR DURING A CHASE. BENT MY FUCKING CRASH CAR. THAT AINT SHIT!
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And so it begins.
Link Posted: 4/19/2017 2:47:10 PM EDT
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