I want to quit my job and race stock cars

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Posted: 4/19/2017 8:36:54 AM EDT

Where do i apply for this job? I used to win Rush and Cruis'n USA...like a boss. I could race all afternoon on a handfull of quarters, as long as i didnt have to stop for pizza.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:37:42 AM EDT

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Was this not done a few years ago?

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:38:05 AM EDT

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I quit my job to be a rock star.

Now I'm surfing arfcom.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:39:51 AM EDT

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First you need sponsers.

Do sloppy donuts in a company's parking lot until they submit and put a sticker on your car.

Then you need a manager that won't screw you. Contact me via IM. I'm trustworthy.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:40:28 AM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:40:42 AM EDT

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Fuckin do it pussy

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:41:02 AM EDT

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James? James Hetfield? You do exist!

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:42:24 AM EDT

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First you need sponsers.

Do sloppy donuts in a company's parking lot until they submit and put a sticker on your car.

Then you need a manager that won't screw you. Contact me via IM. I'm trustworthy.

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How much does arfcom have in the budget? Gofundme? I know yall would pay good money to see the number 69 FBHO pull a few wins. I would prefer my smokin hot wife to be my manager, i like getting screwed.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:43:18 AM EDT

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Imagonna f. Dat ovel beoch

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:46:59 AM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:47:38 AM EDT

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Help me build a sponsor list to hit up...

Brazzers
Tinder
Arfcom
GoDaddy
Florida Georgia Line
La Doush

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:48:44 AM EDT

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Days of Thunder - Building the car [ENGLISH HD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvG_M_fAkXU

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:49:56 AM EDT

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Cole trickle thread!

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:51:04 AM EDT

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I plan to sneak a blown 426 Hemi in, how much cash does it take to pay off the inspector?

On the rear bumper, "in loving memory, mikhail, fucker flew too close to the sun"

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:56:15 AM EDT

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Hell ya, race dirt mods on the summer weekends and drink Busch heavy all week long.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:56:40 AM EDT

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Cole trickle thread!

http://oneofftees.com/zencartPGFX/images/SLASHmelloyello3.jpg

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A young hot-shot stock car driver gets his chance to compete at the top level.

Yea but i amnt yungnor hawt.

Colt 45 malt liker shud cover me, ive drank enouf of it to be on the bord.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:57:44 AM EDT

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Mebbe once i git payd. We only drink bush on holodaays and special okashuns.

Posted: 4/19/2017 8:58:39 AM EDT

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This you OP?

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:03:26 AM EDT

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I plan to sneak a blown 426 Hemi in, how much cash does it take to pay off the inspector?

On the rear bumper, "in loving memory, mikhail, fucker flew too close to the sun"

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R.I.P. M86.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:03:55 AM EDT

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This you OP?

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No, i cant grow burns. It only grows on my neck area.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:04:11 AM EDT

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Maybe driving the Zamboni is more your speed.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:08:56 AM EDT

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Suggest part timing first

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:09:00 AM EDT

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Maybe driving the Zamboni is more your speed.

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Nah brah, id burn dat ice as fast as i go.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:09:39 AM EDT

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Did you mean fart timing?

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:12:11 AM EDT

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How much does arfcom have in the budget? Gofundme? I know yall would pay good money to see the number 69 FBHO pull a few wins. I would prefer my smokin hot wife to be my manager, i like getting screwed.

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First you need sponsers.

Do sloppy donuts in a company's parking lot until they submit and put a sticker on your car.

Then you need a manager that won't screw you. Contact me via IM. I'm trustworthy.

How much does arfcom have in the budget? Gofundme? I know yall would pay good money to see the number 69 FBHO pull a few wins. I would prefer my smokin hot wife to be my manager, i like getting screwed.

You must have forgotten the pics.

F5

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:12:31 AM EDT

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I want to quit my job a become a porn star...

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:14:31 AM EDT

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Its happening!!!! $3000 all it needs is the Hemi:

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:16:53 AM EDT

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I dont have that option...unless people would pay to hear "is it in?", "i cant feel anythin", or getting sneezed out.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:19:12 AM EDT

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Shake and bake

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:30:05 AM EDT

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you got a better chance winning a lotto

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:35:30 AM EDT

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This is America, where we win the lotto, race fast, and elect anyone we want as prezident. You take your communis bad vibes somwhere else u sumbich.

Posted: 4/19/2017 9:41:26 AM EDT

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This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

Posted: 4/19/2017 10:13:54 AM EDT

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Amateur dirt track races on a Saturday night is the equivalent of a Jerry Springer episode.

Posted: 4/19/2017 10:14:47 AM EDT

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Where do i apply for this job? I used to win Rush and Cruis'n USA...like a boss. I could race all afternoon on a handfull of quarters, as long as i didnt have to stop for pizza.

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Shit, we've had BRAND NEW POLICE CARS WRECK IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE PREICNT. WITH TAG READERS. IVE HAD 2 PATROL CARS HAVE A WRECK GOING TO A CALL. IVE HAD A PATROL CAR HIT ME ON A MOTOR DURING A CHASE. BENT MY FUCKING CRASH CAR. THAT AINT SHIT!

Posted: 4/19/2017 10:16:06 AM EDT

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Son, you're gonna' drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that hot rod Lincoln!

Posted: 4/19/2017 10:19:02 AM EDT

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Shit, we've had BRAND NEW POLICE CARS WRECK IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE PREICNT. WITH TAG READERS. IVE HAD 2 PATROL CARS HAVE A WRECK GOING TO A CALL. IVE HAD A PATROL CAR HIT ME ON A MOTOR DURING A CHASE. BENT MY FUCKING CRASH CAR. THAT AINT SHIT!

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F.N.A. Thats badass.

Posted: 4/19/2017 11:10:29 AM EDT

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Not sure if sarcastic or actually retarded

Posted: 4/19/2017 12:17:30 PM EDT

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Probably the latter.

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:04:33 PM EDT

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Probably the latter.

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Then you'll be right at home in the pits at nearly all local dirt tracks in th U.S.

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:05:59 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/19/2017 1:09:17 PM EDT

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Having a rich daddy who likes racing as a hobby would be a very good start.

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:14:39 PM EDT

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Mebbe once i git payd. We only drink bush on holodaays and special okashuns.

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Hell ya, race dirt mods on the summer weekends and drink Busch heavy all week long.

Mebbe once i git payd. We only drink bush on holodaays and special okashuns.

Posted: 4/19/2017 1:21:56 PM EDT

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Attached File

Posted: 4/19/2017 2:26:45 PM EDT

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I reckon i need to make a video resume to show off my skills first. With the proper editing and rock music i may be able to pull this off. I need to quit my job to make more time to get the vid shot an edited. Slip a $20 to the guard at Texas World Speedway and i should be able to burn up the oval. Does anyone know how to speed up video but slow down audio??????

Posted: 4/19/2017 2:30:25 PM EDT

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Ask Danica Patrick for some pointers.

Posted: 4/19/2017 2:33:00 PM EDT

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He wants to race not get towed back to the garage for post-wreck interviews.

Posted: 4/19/2017 2:33:19 PM EDT

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Pretty sure this is most everyone's dream

Posted: 4/19/2017 2:35:28 PM EDT

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I'm in for three bucks for the BFL on your first race at Texas Motor Speedway.

Posted: 4/19/2017 2:43:41 PM EDT

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Where do i apply for this job? I used to win Rush and Cruis'n USA...like a boss. I could race all afternoon on a handfull of quarters, as long as i didnt have to stop for pizza.

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Let me call up Joe Gibbs Racing. They are gonna love you!!!

Posted: 4/19/2017 2:45:09 PM EDT

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Shit, we've had BRAND NEW POLICE CARS WRECK IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE PREICNT. WITH TAG READERS. IVE HAD 2 PATROL CARS HAVE A WRECK GOING TO A CALL. IVE HAD A PATROL CAR HIT ME ON A MOTOR DURING A CHASE. BENT MY FUCKING CRASH CAR. THAT AINT SHIT!

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And so it begins.

Posted: 4/19/2017 2:47:10 PM EDT

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