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Posted: 11/13/2011 1:34:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2011 3:22:45 PM EST by thehellbringer]
The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit I commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.
Update... She got worked up over how hot the little pink dress was to me and decided on this visit to buy one and some matching lipstick.


We went to the range yesterday for a couple of hours. After a little coaching she shot a 2" group with surplus ammo using my .308 AR at 100 yards.... right before it fell out of the boat. I was very impressed, as she hadn't touched a gun since her teens, when her parents took her camping/shooting.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:36:09 PM EST
And you didn't post pics for us to see.

Now I have to do it myself.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:36:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
And you didn't post pics for us to see.

Now I have to do it myself.


Well hurry up then...
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:37:33 PM EST
Tag for pics. Failure without.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:37:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/13/2011 1:46:25 PM EST by sigp47]



Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:38:17 PM EST
She is attractive for sure. I noticed her as someone familiar, then I remembered she was in a House episode where she was a heart transplant patient.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:40:38 PM EST
Very pretty face but I like a girl with some meat on the bones.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:41:05 PM EST
Get in line....
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:41:28 PM EST
I think she was in Shindler's List too. She really got into character...
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:41:29 PM EST
Take out the bathing suit pics sigp47.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 1:42:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Take out the bathing suit pics sigp47.


ibtl
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:22:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/13/2011 2:23:26 PM EST by john575]
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:27:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:27:33 PM EST
She's a good replacement for CZJ.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:34:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.




Why the hell would you tell a girl this?

Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:37:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Furyataurus:
Take out the bathing suit pics sigp47.


Oh teh noez!!!!!!
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:37:55 PM EST
get back, shes mine
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:40:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/13/2011 2:41:31 PM EST by Kurg]
She's not fat enough.

Oops. I mean..."Eat a sandwich!".

Lol, this topsy-turvey time amuses me. It's no longer socially acceptable to call fat women fat, but you'll even see bleeding heart liberal hippies tell thin women to "eat a sandwich" because judging someone's body is only cool if they're minority that makes the majority jealous and insecure.

For the record, that T-mobile chick is fucking _insanely_ hot. I wonder how many accidents her billboards have caused.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:41:54 PM EST
So you had a girl, who is obviously interested in you enough to drive for 6 hours to see you, and you can only talk to her about your fantasies with the T-mobile girl?????She is pretty but WTF?? Someone needs to post the "Son I am Disappoint" pic..........You could have at least imagined the T-mobile girl, while you were "boom-chicka-boom-boom!", please tell me you at least got a hug?

-PC-
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:45:29 PM EST
she is cute
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:48:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By PrivateContactor:
So you had a girl, who is obviously interested in you enough to drive for 6 hours to see you, and you can only talk to her about your fantasies with the T-mobile girl?????She is pretty but WTF?? Someone needs to post the "Son I am Disappoint" pic..........You could have at least imagined the T-mobile girl, while you were "boom-chicka-boom-boom!", please tell me you at least got a hug?

-PC-



PC,

Glad I am not the only one thinking this. You said it better that I.



Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:48:11 PM EST
Need pic of 6-hour-drive-girl....
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:52:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/13/2011 2:53:43 PM EST by RVAguy]
12 hour drive times?

Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:53:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.



You sure are one smooth operator.

Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:54:12 PM EST
Can't say I blame you. There is something about her.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:54:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:58:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
I think she was in Shindler's List too. She really got into character...

I laughed so hard.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:58:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 2:59:06 PM EST
For her to text that she "hates" they T-Mobile girl, the OP must have not just mentioned it once. Sounds like he went on and on about it.


Something tells me that she won't be making anymore 6 hour trips to see him.


–– John
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:03:00 PM EST
I'd suck the yolk out of her ovaries
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:05:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheGrayMan:
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
The dark hair, pink lipstick, pink dress, and ivory skin make me crazy. I've had a girl I dated years ago come to visit me a couple of times in the past month. It's a 6 hour drive she's made each way. Last visit i commented on the affect the actress had on my loins. This morning she texted me that she's hates the Tmobile girl. Don't care. I'd still do bad bad things if she knocked on my door looking for fun. That is all.




Why the hell would you tell a girl this?



+1

You fail at Women 101.
Nah you gotta keep em in line.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:12:01 PM EST


Excellant work!

Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:14:05 PM EST
Eh, not the prettiest thing I ever saw.

And those are definitely thoughts you should internalize.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:14:41 PM EST
She doesn't know you exist...and never will.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:31:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/13/2011 3:33:44 PM EST by thehellbringer]
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:32:22 PM EST
Seriously. And I don't usually dig on commercial chicks.

She's got something that does it for me.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:33:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By David4327:


Excellant work!


Depends


Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:36:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.




Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:43:27 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:43:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By Shung:
Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.




Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone


Negative ghostrider. She's already scheduled her next visit. I'm in Kansas for the time being helping my family, as my father is currently going through chemo. I still own a house in Denver that a friend is renting from me. I won't be here forever. Ideally I'll be able to live in both places and split my time between the two.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:46:21 PM EST
Speaking of Liv, rent One Night at McCools. A very underrated comedy, and it has Liv all through it.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:47:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:48:11 PM EST
Freakishly long arms
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:49:51 PM EST
Originally Posted By ARLocknload:
Get in line....


What # am I?
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:50:30 PM EST
I would do nasty things to her too. Like maybe make her switch to Verizon

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Link Posted: 11/13/2011 3:54:19 PM EST
Well I dont.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 4:01:35 PM EST
Originally Posted By TheGrayMan:
Originally Posted By Shung:
Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.




Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone


Nuh uh! He's the master, and everyone else is teh n00bsauce.


LMAO, just showed my girl this thread. She thinks the OP is just as full of shit as I do. No self-respecting woman would respond positively to that.


Link Posted: 11/13/2011 4:27:15 PM EST
BTW, Google image search....


Link Posted: 11/13/2011 4:29:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/13/2011 4:30:46 PM EST by EvanWilliams]
Originally Posted By Shung:
Originally Posted By thehellbringer:
Being open and honest with the ladies is a super pro tip I'm sharing with you all. It made her crazy jelous. She told me she was getting that color of lipstick and maybe a long dark wig. I wouldn't be surprised if she appeared in total character wearing the pink dress and all. You guys have tol earn how to steer the ladies into wanting to please you without pissing them off. It takes a very steady hand.




Yeah sure..

Dude, she's gone




OP, "You are a smooth, smoothie".
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 4:40:30 PM EST
Ah! Something in my pants moved.
Link Posted: 11/13/2011 4:42:23 PM EST

meh

in other news zoe saldana is now single
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