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Posted: 10/2/2005 4:40:47 PM EDT
So MrGH is getting all the shooting in he can before he has surgery. He has been out all weekend with buddies, leaving me home alone with lilGH. So all of you who have had kids knows that a two and half year old is hyper beyond hyper anyway. Well when MrGH got home tonight I left and went to get groceries (alone). He said while I was gone lilGH got up in the chair by the fishtank and was sitting there very quietly, MrGH thought he was watching the fish and thought that was really cool. He went over a few minutes later to "watch the fish" too and low and behold lilGH was NOT watching the fish, he was stuffing chocolate candies in his mouth as fast as he could chew them. MrGH estimates about two pounds of chocolate!!! Needless to say he is now bouncing off the walls! I escaped to the computer room to let daddy deal with it after lilGH came up behind me and bit me on the behind!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 4:43:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 4:57:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:


I hate to laught, but holy cow...Take a sleeping pill, go to bed, and leave him to deal with lilGH. Wow...2 lbs of chocolate. Whoa...



I'm laughing too, he's a funny kid. Hyper as he is, he isn't bothering me too awful much!.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 5:15:22 PM EDT

Link Posted: 10/2/2005 5:19:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 5:33:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
WTH are you doing with two pounds of chocolate in the house, anyway?



Tip: Get some chocolate Ex-Lax and let the little monster pig out on it all he wants.

Before long, his sweet tooth will shrink to nothing. But there will be messy complications.



Hey, live and learn, right?


CJ




I have to keep my girlish figure somehow!!

no seriously, it was a gift from a friend, I have been sampling small pieces every day over the last mth, I still had a mth or more left, until tonight. Oh well.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:07:47 PM EDT
Hilarious! Mine's getting sneaky, too. He's yet to bite my butt, though.
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:10:19 PM EDT
that 2# in will equal close to 2# out....look out !!
Link Posted: 10/2/2005 6:28:30 PM EDT
and people still wonder why i dont have kids








Link Posted: 10/3/2005 9:02:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By diabolical_chicken:
and people still wonder why i dont have kids











D-C...You sound like a friend of mine who likes to say that her kids are in her ovaries...where they BELONG!!!!!!!!!!

I can sypathize with the chocolate guzzling AND the bum biting.

<<sigh>>


Link Posted: 10/3/2005 10:09:54 AM EDT
That is too funny, MrsGungho!

But don't you know you should have just eaten 4 pounds of chocolate so you could have kept up with him ?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 2:42:24 PM EDT
Wow, I feel bad for getting MrG out of the house!!!!! I hope LilG and yourself recover!!! I wish you could have came out and burned some powder with us.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 4:01:47 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 4:02:32 AM EDT by MrsGungho]

Originally Posted By CAR-15:
Wow, I feel bad for getting MrG out of the house!!!!! I hope LilG and yourself recover!!! I wish you could have came out and burned some powder with us.



I would have rather been burning powder all day, but motherhood called me that day. We recovered just fine, after a good nights sleep. And don't feel bad, you got him to take me out the night before WITHOUT kids, that was a good break for me!
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:09:43 AM EDT

And don't feel bad, you got him to take me out the night before WITHOUT kids, that was a good break for me!


Good, glad everything worked out!
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 9:20:47 AM EDT
CJ if you were left alone with a 2 year old all day you'd have a stash of chocolates too!

MrsGH......... I'm sorry! I wouldn't trade places with you for all the tea in china! I can only imagine the buzz LilGH has!!!

Chocolate YUM!! Patty
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 9:28:21 AM EDT
Can I scream with you?

I'm sick and trying to watch my 2 yr old at the same time.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 9:59:15 AM EDT
Forget the screaming...I have my three year old convinced that if he does not behave I am selling him to the gypsies!

The eight year old is more savvy...can't do the gypsy thing...so I've bookmarked reputable military schools and when he goes too far, I sit here and "browse."


<evil mommy
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 11:52:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Forget the screaming...I have my three year old convinced that if he does not behave I am selling him to the gypsies!

The eight year old is more savvy...can't do the gypsy thing...so I've bookmarked reputable military schools and when he goes too far, I sit here and "browse."


<evil mommy



Can you forward me those links? I tried talking 1Gunrunner into taking my daughter but he met her and I think the poor man's scared. Patty
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 6:54:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:
Forget the screaming...I have my three year old convinced that if he does not behave I am selling him to the gypsies!

The eight year old is more savvy...can't do the gypsy thing...so I've bookmarked reputable military schools and when he goes too far, I sit here and "browse."


<evil mommy



That's funny. My sister-in-law did the same thing with her 3 yr old. I thought it was cruel at the time, but I'm beginning to wonder. I think they used it like, "If you really want to live without any rules, you can always go live with the gypsies." Hmmm... that might come in handy at my house soon (not, cause Hubby's a softee), only my son may say, "Sure, Mama. Gypsies! Where are you?"
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