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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:05:52 AM EDT
Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible?
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:07:14 AM EDT
Absolutely nothing bad can come from this happening.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:08:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible?
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Sorry, Honey Badger doesn't give a fuck about what you want.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:09:26 AM EDT
Honey badger don't give a shit, he does what he wants.
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Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:17:36 AM EDT
In for the updates, this has real potential.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:18:19 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible?
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I think you'd do better to take up kicking hornet's nests for fun, frankly.

At least the hornets won't go digging up your property like the badger will...and you cannot stop a badger from digging. It's what they do.

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Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:18:56 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
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They do have glands like a skunk correct? I would be put off my that alone.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:23:48 AM EDT
The honey badger can scrape through your walls and floors. It would be a poor decision of a house pet.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:24:48 AM EDT
By all means, it's one of the most domesticated creatures on earth, right behind Poodles and goldfish.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:26:31 AM EDT
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Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful!







Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:26:43 AM EDT
Put honey badger in basement.
Leave for 5 minutes to fix honey badger a sandwich.
Find honey badger in woods behind house.

Something like that.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:26:50 AM EDT
Remember that pet monkey that ripped that ladys face off in Connecticut? You're heading down the same path.
Animals will F you up.... I lost terribly to 2 rottweilers that were family "pets".
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Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:29:41 AM EDT
I'd rather stroke a beaver...

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Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:31:08 AM EDT
You could probably hire out Tyrann Mathieu to do a personal appearance....hope that helps...
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:31:35 AM EDT
Sounds like a great idea

Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:32:53 AM EDT
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Damn dude you have gotten F'ed up multiple times
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You would be better off stabbing it with your pork sword.

A.W.D.
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Most of us would, but were talking about pets here.

I want a pet otter.

Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:37:21 AM EDT
Don't let these negative Nancy's get you down. It truly is a splendid idea!
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:39:19 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI





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That was awesome.

Loved the guilty look on the badgers face when he was caught escaping. Just like a dag.

I didn't know they were that smart. Cute, clever, and no fucks given.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:39:53 AM EDT
Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads.

(Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger)

Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:41:09 AM EDT
so does my son...
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Most of us would, but were talking about pets here.

I want a pet otter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msCA_3FuII
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Most of us would, but were talking about pets here.

I want a pet otter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msCA_3FuII


That might actually be doable. I might look into that myself!


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Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI


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"...Brian knew that he had to get his badger under control." Priceless!
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Originally Posted By BASooner:
Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads.

(Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/Must-Be-A-Stang/3DD4D94F-54FC-443B-B22D-6C6330915BE4_zps1zhnxj6r.jpg
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Is that a honey badger?
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Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:


That might actually be doable. I might look into that myself!


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Originally Posted By Phelptwan:
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I'd rather stroke a beaver...

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Most of us would, but were talking about pets here.

I want a pet otter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msCA_3FuII


That might actually be doable. I might look into that myself!




Have you checked the laws in your area concerning wild animals as pets?
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:52:22 AM EDT
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Is that a honey badger?
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Originally Posted By BASooner:
Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads.

(Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/Must-Be-A-Stang/3DD4D94F-54FC-443B-B22D-6C6330915BE4_zps1zhnxj6r.jpg



Is that a honey badger?


North American Badger.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 11:55:30 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible?
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SCIENCE: this animal is known for being stubborn, destructive, incorrigible and vicious (and smells bad!)
GD GUY: i want one as my pet.


LOL
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:02:29 PM EDT
Given the choice between a chimp on PCP and a honey badger, I'd name the ape Fred and take him home.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:06:18 PM EDT
We caught one by accident in a cheetah trap in RSA once. I'd rather have to release a leapard.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:09:24 PM EDT
Get a wolverine instead. Honey badgers don't have the temperament for domestication. A wolverine will be much more tame and they love hugs and kisses.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:10:32 PM EDT
Binturong, man.

Lazy, sort of friendlyish, and smell like buttered popcorn.



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Originally Posted By placedesjardins:
The honey badger can scrape through your walls and floors. It would be a poor decision of a house pet.
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Don't listen to this guy.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:11:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible?
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Well not everybody is smart, that we know, but are your parents disappointed in your developmental disabilities?


Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:13:19 PM EDT
They're the best pet ever.

Get you a mating pair.
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Originally Posted By BASooner:
Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads.

(Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/Must-Be-A-Stang/3DD4D94F-54FC-443B-B22D-6C6330915BE4_zps1zhnxj6r.jpg
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Well we can tell it is a wild badger, because you have no FACE!
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:17:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By wtfboombrb:


North American Badger.
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Originally Posted By donnieR32:
Originally Posted By BASooner:
Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads.

(Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/Must-Be-A-Stang/3DD4D94F-54FC-443B-B22D-6C6330915BE4_zps1zhnxj6r.jpg



Is that a honey badger?


North American Badger.

OP asked about a Honey Badger, anyone can have a NAB as a pet
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:23:26 PM EDT
Damn. I read the title as "Honey Boo Boo".

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Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:28:04 PM EDT
Don't bring it to Appomattox, those crazy muthafukers at CWE4 will shoot it, skin it, roast it, eat it, puts its severed head on a stick...then make out with it.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:34:07 PM EDT
the semi domesticated ones are slightly easier to manage


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Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI





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that is fkn great man!
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 12:40:15 PM EDT
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that is fkn great man!
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Originally Posted By Commurado:
Originally Posted By Deadeye_Jack:
Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI







that is fkn great man!

Stoffel is just your average honey badger. Imagine what the smart ones are capable of
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox:
the semi domesticated ones are slightly easier to manage

http://www.googlepixel.com/images/jerkassterror.jpg

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Lol Jack Russell have similar traits, mine is crazy and fearless.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 1:01:58 PM EDT
I always think of Honey Badgers as that Tasmanian Devil from the Bugs Bunny cartoons; whirling around in a tornado and drilling tornado shaped holes into everything.
Link Posted: 10/17/2016 1:04:32 PM EDT
Smart little bastards.
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