I want a bumper sticker that says, "Life's a bitch..

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Posted: 10/4/2007 3:37:41 PM EDT

So don't vote for one"

How can I make this happen?

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:39:47 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:42:16 PM EDT

[#2]

life's a bitch, and then you die.

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:42:56 PM EDT

[#3]

Damm too slow.

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:43:14 PM EDT

[#4]

Life's a bitch, you marry one, then you die.

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:49:54 PM EDT

[#5]

That would be great. I'd be in for one if it happens.

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:50:48 PM EDT

[#6]

www.makestickers.com/

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:53:23 PM EDT

[#7]

Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:53:48 PM EDT

[#8]

Click Me

Click.

Create.

Buy.

Sell.

*I'll buy one from ya*

Posted: 10/4/2007 3:55:16 PM EDT

[#9]

I wanna print out a couple dozen bumper stickers that say "Cops are faggots" and stick 'em on every car I see parked outside the Democrat Headquarters before the election.

Posted: 10/4/2007 4:01:09 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
I wanna print out a couple dozen bumper stickers that say "Cops are faggots" and stick 'em on every car I see parked outside the Democrat Headquarters before the election.

Just don't get caught speeding with a case full of those stickers. It may lead to what we like to refer to as "an incident."

Posted: 10/4/2007 4:02:47 PM EDT

[#11]

just dont put stickers of dog silhouettes on cop cars to make them look like fighter planes. Or on mike vicks car.

Posted: 10/4/2007 4:02:53 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I wanna print out a couple dozen bumper stickers that say "Cops are faggots" and stick 'em on every car I see parked outside the Democrat Headquarters before the election.

Just don't get caught speeding with a case full of those stickers. It may lead to what we like to refer to as "an incident."

"accidental discharge"

Posted: 10/4/2007 4:04:50 PM EDT

[#13]

Okay, type in 'Life's a bitch' on the first line, then 'So don't vote for one' on the second line to get a preview

Here

Thanks npd233

Posted: 10/4/2007 4:10:29 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
just dont put stickers of dog silhouettes on cop cars to make them look like fighter planes. Or on mike vicks car.

My platoon is seriously thinking of doing sihlouttes of crown vics upside down on the fenders of our cars to denote how many accidents an officer has been in. We figure it'd last a week before command got pissed off.

Posted: 10/4/2007 4:56:17 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
just dont put stickers of dog silhouettes on cop cars to make them look like fighter planes. Or on mike vicks car.

My platoon is seriously thinking of doing sihlouttes of crown vics upside down on the fenders of our cars to denote how many accidents an officer has been in. We figure it'd last a week before command got pissed off.

Posted: 10/4/2007 5:06:12 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
just dont put stickers of dog silhouettes on cop cars to make them look like fighter planes. Or on mike vicks car.

My platoon is seriously thinking of doing sihlouttes of crown vics upside down on the fenders of our cars to denote how many accidents an officer has been in. We figure it'd last a week before command got pissed off.

honestly, my dept is averaging around 5 accidents a month, and usually one of those is a car killer.

We have several officers who've already made Ace

Posted: 10/4/2007 5:09:38 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
just dont put stickers of dog silhouettes on cop cars to make them look like fighter planes. Or on mike vicks car.

My platoon is seriously thinking of doing sihlouttes of crown vics upside down on the fenders of our cars to denote how many accidents an officer has been in. We figure it'd last a week before command got pissed off.

honestly, my dept is averaging around 5 accidents a month, and usually one of those is a car killer.

We have several officers who've already made Ace

If that happens, please post pics

Posted: 10/4/2007 5:21:50 PM EDT

[#18]

Posted: 10/4/2007 5:27:09 PM EDT

[#19]

I want a bumper sticker that says FUCK YOU AROCK!!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING DIE?!?!?! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A TURD TOO YOU FUCKING LOW-LIFE!! YEAH!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?! HUH?!?! BIG MAN, HUH?!?!?! YOU DICK!!!!!

That's the sticker I want.

Posted: 10/4/2007 5:43:17 PM EDT

[#20]

"Life's a bitch ..but the alternative's no picnic either."

Posted: 10/4/2007 5:47:40 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
So don't vote for one"

How can I make this happen?

I grabbed that as a sig line as soon as I saw it about 3 weeks ago. Been looking for a shirt too.

Posted: 10/4/2007 5:53:30 PM EDT

[#22]

I've got the one...

Posted: 10/4/2007 6:10:39 PM EDT

[#23]

heck, how about this:

Posted: 10/4/2007 6:47:31 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Life's a bitch and I'm her pimp.

Yo, dog, you got the 'tussin?

~GnSx

Posted: 10/4/2007 6:52:08 PM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 10/4/2007 7:09:13 PM EDT

[#26]

Oh win, just so much win!

Posted: 10/5/2007 3:25:15 AM EDT

[#27]

OST

Posted: 10/5/2007 3:39:15 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
just dont put stickers of dog silhouettes on cop cars to make them look like fighter planes. Or on mike vicks car.

My platoon is seriously thinking of doing sihlouttes of crown vics upside down on the fenders of our cars to denote how many accidents an officer has been in. We figure it'd last a week before command got pissed off.

honestly, my dept is averaging around 5 accidents a month, and usually one of those is a car killer.

We have several officers who've already made Ace

I'll have to suggest this to my father. His nickname in his department is, "Crash."

Posted: 10/5/2007 4:03:56 AM EDT

[#29]

What a great idea!!! I ordered 5!

Hats off to fnfal_308 for the saying, and npd233 for the bumper sticker info!!!

Posted: 10/5/2007 6:25:31 AM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 10/5/2007 1:27:58 PM EDT

[#31]

I didn't come up with the saying..and I don't know who did. I don't know if it's copyrighted or not

Posted: 10/5/2007 1:31:19 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Quoted:
just dont put stickers of dog silhouettes on cop cars to make them look like fighter planes. Or on mike vicks car.

My platoon is seriously thinking of doing sihlouttes of crown vics upside down on the fenders of our cars to denote how many accidents an officer has been in. We figure it'd last a week before command got pissed off.

honestly, my dept is averaging around 5 accidents a month, and usually one of those is a car killer.

We have several officers who've already made Ace

I have a buddy who has worked for two years at the current department. He has been in 6 accidents as of 2 weeks ago.

Most were minor, and none were his fault, but still...