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Posted: 9/17/2009 2:50:25 PM EST
I cooked a Jamaican rice and beans dish with a Scotch Bonnet pepper. Scotch Bonnets have a heat rating of 100,000–350,000 Scoville Units. For comparison most jalapeños have a heat rating of 2,500 to 8,000 on the Scoville scale. Am I going to die? I sure feel like I will.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:52:20 PM EST
Do I sense a "Come oooonnnn icecream!" moment, approaching?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:52:54 PM EST
Depends... are you a pussy?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 2:53:23 PM EST by DLoken]
Sounds painful. Aren't they just a different variety of the habenero? Hopefully it doesn't burn on the way out.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:53:34 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:03 PM EST
wait... where the hell is the rice?!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:54:45 PM EST
Rub your eyes...you'll wish you were dead
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:55:21 PM EST
Prepare to have a claymore detonate inside of your ass and cover you and any vertical surfaces . dogs, paramedics, innocent children inside of your house with burning feces
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:57:24 PM EST
Looks like run of the mill habaneros to me. Yeah they're hot but if you wear gloves, remove the seeds, and cook the hell out of it I bet it's tasty. Hot for the sake of tongue frying prowess is pointless IMO.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:57:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By VACaver:
Rub your eyes...you'll wish you were dead


+1
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:58:38 PM EST
Keep track of how much lava goes down the plumbing, ok? Oh, and call your municipal sewage treatment plant NOW, so they will have time to prepare.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 2:59:05 PM EST
Thats like candy in New Mexico.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:00:18 PM EST
Dibs on guns optics, ammo.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:01:50 PM EST
Scoville units are weird like the richter scale and decibel levels.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:05:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By lafmedic1:
Prepare to have a claymore detonate inside of your ass and cover you and any vertical surfaces . dogs, paramedics, innocent children inside of your house with burning feces

My burps are burning coming up. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen later.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:05:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By AngeredKabar:
Scoville units are weird like the richter scale and decibel levels.


There's nothing weird about the latter two, they're just logarithmic, I don't know anything about SHUs though.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:05:28 PM EST
The juice will make your junk much more sensitive. Might work for your girlfriend too.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:07:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By hcook:
The juice will make your junk much more sensitive. Might work for your girlfriend too.

What is a girlfriend?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:08:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By AngeredKabar:
Scoville units are weird like the richter scale and decibel levels.


Negative.

From one of my least favorite websites:

In Scoville's method, a solution of the pepper extract is diluted in sugar syrup until the "heat" is no longer detectable to a panel of (usually five) tasters; the degree of dilution gives its measure on the Scoville scale. Thus a sweet pepper or a bell pepper, containing no capsaicin at all, has a Scoville rating of zero, meaning no heat detectable, even undiluted. Conversely, the hottest chilis, such as habaneros, have a rating of 200,000 or more, indicating that their extract has to be diluted 200,000 times before the capsaicin presence is undetectable. The greatest weakness of the Scoville Organoleptic Test is its imprecision, because it relies on human subjectivity.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:10:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 3:11:19 PM EST by BBossman]

Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By lafmedic1:
Prepare to have a claymore detonate inside of your ass and cover you and any vertical surfaces . dogs, paramedics, innocent children inside of your house with burning feces

My burps are burning coming up. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen later.

While your still able to walk, you may want to reposition and reinforce your towel rack to in front of the toilet. Make yourself a nice leather strp to bite down on because you'll think your giving birth to a set of broken dishes, wipe your ass with a pint of ice cream.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:10:58 PM EST
Have some bread as a side, just in case.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:12:10 PM EST
You big wuss.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:13:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By hcook:
The juice will make your junk much more sensitive. Might work for your girlfriend too.

What is a girlfriend?


Sorry... boyfriend?
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:15:24 PM EST
Pussy
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:17:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By hcook:
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By hcook:
The juice will make your junk much more sensitive. Might work for your girlfriend too.

What is a girlfriend?


Sorry... boyfriend?

I am a machine
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:19:17 PM EST
Scotch bonnets are the gifts that keep on giving...

Wait till you take a shit...


.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:19:31 PM EST
Cut open a pepper, and carefully examine it. Hold it up to the light and look to see if it has white veins inside.

If it has white veins inside, you need to check yourself for pepper poisoning symptoms.

You have to examine your eyes for red veins near the fold of the eyelid.

Get close to a mirror, and use your fingertips to gently hold your eyelids open.

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.

Don't really do this.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:22:44 PM EST
You can vomit poo too look up copremesis good luck bro ive seen this before in the field
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:34 PM EST
A glass of milk will also help

Originally Posted By Mazeman:
Have some bread as a side, just in case.


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:25:39 PM EST
Mild heat to enhance flavor is cool.

Debilitating heat which causes you to shit lava is stupid.

Have fun tomorrow. (<–– that's me being cool, not stupid)

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:27:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By Strykewolf:
Do I sense a "Come oooonnnn icecream!" moment, approaching?


Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:28:16 PM EST
I hope you have a hose type shower to wash your ass (or what's left of it after your done). If you used that many of those peppers in your meal AND somehow you managed to eat it without enduring excruciating pain your ass is gonna look like it was massaged with a bastard file!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:28:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By psyops4fun:
Cut open a pepper, and carefully examine it. Hold it up to the light and look to see if it has white veins inside.

If it has white veins inside, you need to check yourself for pepper poisoning symptoms.

You have to examine your eyes for red veins near the fold of the eyelid.

Get close to a mirror, and use your fingertips to gently hold your eyelids open.

.
.
.
.
.

Don't really do this.



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:31:12 PM EST
Chop them up bare handed, don't wash your hands, fire up the prOn and peel one off. You'll love the sensation.

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 3:48:56 PM EST
Wasn't there a photo recently in GD of a dude in a fork lift whom they thought got too close to the power lines -could be you in a while, just dont fart.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:06:13 PM EST
From my fridge......

Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:07:01 PM EST
no get some of this

http://carolinasauce.stores.yahoo.net/daghpenajoho.html

the Naga Jolokia is hotter then scotch bonnets.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:11:36 PM EST
I diced half a habanero and put it in my omelet this morning. Im still here, suck it up princess.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:12:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By lafmedic1:
Prepare to have a claymore detonate inside of your ass and cover you and any vertical surfaces . dogs, paramedics, innocent children inside of your house with burning feces

My burps are burning coming up. I don't wanna know what's gonna happen later.


Just what you think is going to happen.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:16:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By corwin1968:
From my fridge......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/corwin1968/peppers.jpg





Here is a few from my garden last night.



Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:21:10 PM EST
It may actually not suck to be you right NOW, but that will soon change.

Your asshole is about to get embalmed. It will not be pleasant.



It will be kind of like this but maybe not as funny.




Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:27:49 PM EST
Good for you. It will be worse tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:28:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:40:57 PM EST
You do realize that you are only supposed to wave the pepper in the general direction of the stove to get sufficient seasoning in the food.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:43:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:49:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Here's a little PSA: If you cut these up, wear gloves. If you don't wear gloves, do NOT touch any "sensitive" parts on your body for the rest of the night or you'll regret it.

I'm speaking from personal experience.


Ditto!!! Who washes their hands before they pee. Damn!!!


And an ice cold bath does NOTHING to help. And I mean real ice.

I thought I had blisters!!!!
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:52:24 PM EST
I fuckin love scotch bonnets!!!!!! Much tastier than habaneros and still damn hot.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 4:58:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 4:59:12 PM EST by pale_pony]
You'll be wiping your ass with a sno-cone in the morning.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:01:40 PM EST
Hell, I put seeded habenjero halves on my sammiches.

Y'all are lightweights.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:15:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/17/2009 5:16:13 PM EST by corwin1968]
Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Here's a little PSA: If you cut these up, wear gloves. If you don't wear gloves, do NOT touch any "sensitive" parts on your body for the rest of the night or you'll regret it.

I'm speaking from personal experience.


The peppers I posted belong to my wife. I found out the hard way not to ask her for special "favors" after she's eaten really hot food. The chemicals stay in the mouth for quite some time.
Link Posted: 9/17/2009 5:17:15 PM EST
Those look like habanero peppers to me. I ate a couple of those straight when I was about 13 and as I was swallowing the second one I sneazed and all of that pepper and its glory came out of my nose. I spent three hours sobbing like a little bitch and snorting water from the sink while wishing I would just pass out and sleep through it. That was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life.
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