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Posted: 9/10/2010 7:44:42 PM EDT
Been working for over a year and a half now, we had one child already before this so I know we can.

I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then.

http://www.fertilityfriend.com/iphone/

in case anyone is wondering
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:46:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:46:39 PM EDT
Wow, ballsy.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:47:18 PM EDT
Do you use condoms on your fleshlight?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:48:09 PM EDT
"I bust in her several times a week", ahhhh who says that romance is dead?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:48:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 7:49:06 PM EDT by vim]
n/m. That sounded wrong.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:48:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Argetni:
Been working for over a year and a half now, we had one child already before this so I know we can.

I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then.

http://www.fertilityfriend.com/iphone/

in case anyone is wondering


You're married? I find this hard to believe

So in the arfcom tradition, since this is GD.... dare I say PIC OF WIFE OR BS!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:48:51 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:49:02 PM EDT
uh maybe get her on the pill so she wont get knocked up?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:49:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:50:12 PM EDT
I use an app by some pharmaceutical company called "birth control".
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:50:32 PM EDT
Might as well see how this one turns out.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:50:33 PM EDT


Im in!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:50:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sel366:
/


I see your / and raise you a/
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:48 PM EDT
in on 1


Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By JoeCoastie:
Do you use condoms on your fleshlight?



LOL, the memory on you people.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thatguywiththeak:


apparently there's an app for that.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:52:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By sel366:
/


I see your / and raise you a/


I'm going all in.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:52:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 7:55:04 PM EDT by JoeCoastie]

Originally Posted By Argetni:
Originally Posted By JoeCoastie:
Do you use condoms on your fleshlight?



LOL, the memory on you people.

GD is a cruel mistress.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:53:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 7:55:19 PM EDT by flyfishnepa]

damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners



ETA: can we at least get a pic of the wife?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:53:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Mikey415:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By sel366:
/


I see your / and raise you a/


I'm going all in.



All in? I don't think that's 87 of them.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:54:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:54:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners





Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:54:22 PM EDT
Wow, Romeo. You needed an app to discover the rhythm method?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:55:03 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Wow, Romeo. You needed an app to discover the rhythm method?


Ain't technology great?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:55:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 7:55:59 PM EDT by JoeCoastie]

Originally Posted By Argetni:
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Wow, Romeo. You needed an app to discover the rhythm method?


Ain't technology great?

What, like the Roman Callendar?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:57:12 PM EDT
Originally Posted By andrasik:
I use an app by some pharmaceutical company called "birth control".


Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:58:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By alc1343:

Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners







I don't mean to be out of line or anything but what happened to MC4H?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:58:46 PM EDT
My wife uses the same thing on her Palm Pre... Works great so far!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:59:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By nicojh:
Originally Posted By alc1343:

Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners







I don't mean to be out of line or anything but what happened to MC4H?


He got ze ban.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:59:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/10/2010 8:00:05 PM EDT by cmw]
Originally Posted By alc1343:

Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners








Whoa -where's mrclean4hire???

ETA -banhammer? wow, take a vacation and this is what happens.

.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:59:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By andrasik:
I use an app by some pharmaceutical company called "birth control".


This, works like a charm, there is just that once every 28 days that you have to update the app for 25 bucks.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:00:20 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By nicojh:
Originally Posted By alc1343:

Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:

damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners







I don't mean to be out of line or anything but what happened to MC4H?


He got ze ban.


Really? for what?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:00:30 PM EDT
Spoken in the words of a True Romantic.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:02:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TZLVredmist:
My wife uses the same thing on her Palm Pre... Works great so far!

Basic female physiology fail.

Lots and lots of people walking around are the result of failed guesswork where fertility is concerned. No app in the world can predict fertility.

Safe, effective and sure methods of birth control exist. I'd rely on those.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:02:29 PM EDT
This thread is just too fucked up to comment on.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:02:36 PM EDT
They have a name for people that use the rhythm method of birth control......



Parents.






Onyx
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:02:41 PM EDT
wow always something new to see here in GD
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:03:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:06:18 PM EDT
If everyone on this forum has their shit together as much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:06:52 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By sel366:
/


I see your / and raise you a/




WOW.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:07:35 PM EDT
Originally Posted By leda:
If everyone on this forum has their shit together as much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies?



I'm Mormon. We do out part.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:08:42 PM EDT
This place never ceases to satisfy.

Stay classy OP.


















now pardon me, I'm off to bust one in my wife.........
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:10:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mrclark2:
"I bust in her several times a week", ahhhh who says that romance is dead?


That was funny.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:10:47 PM EDT
Like an acorn on the end of a twig.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:12:09 PM EDT
Every time I see OP's name I know I'm going to be to be shaking my head and/or rolling my eyes as I read through the post.

This time is no exception.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:12:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By OnyxSkyDV:
They have a name for people that use the rhythm method of birth control......



Parents.






Onyx


It's funny because it's true.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:21:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Originally Posted By leda:
If everyone on this forum has their shit together as much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies?



I'm Mormon. We do out part.


Glad somebody believes in what they say. Good work.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:24:06 PM EDT
I've heard it said that sharing is caring, but in this case, I wish you cared about us all a whole lot less.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:25:37 PM EDT
I've seen some crazy shit posted here...

man, that's gotta be in the top ten.
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