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Posted: 9/10/2010 7:44:42 PM EDT
Been working for over a year and a half now, we had one child already before this so I know we can.

I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then.

http://www.fertilityfriend.com/iphone/

in case anyone is wondering
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:46:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:46:39 PM EDT
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Wow, ballsy.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:47:18 PM EDT
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Do you use condoms on your fleshlight?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:48:09 PM EDT
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"I bust in her several times a week", ahhhh who says that romance is dead?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:48:20 PM EDT
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n/m.  That sounded wrong.

 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:48:46 PM EDT
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Been working for over a year and a half now, we had one child already before this so I know we can.

I bust in her several times a week except for 5 days a month, we use condoms then.

http://www.fertilityfriend.com/iphone/

in case anyone is wondering


You're married?  I find this hard to believe

So in the arfcom tradition, since this is GD.... dare I say PIC OF WIFE OR BS!  
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:48:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:49:02 PM EDT
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uh maybe get her on the pill so she wont get knocked up?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:49:29 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:50:12 PM EDT
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I use an app by some pharmaceutical company called "birth control".


Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:50:32 PM EDT
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Might as well see how this one turns out.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:50:33 PM EDT
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Im in!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:50:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:00 PM EDT
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I see your / and raise you a/
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:48 PM EDT
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in on 1


Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:52 PM EDT
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Do you use condoms on your fleshlight?



LOL, the memory on you people.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:51:58 PM EDT
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apparently there's an app for that.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:52:31 PM EDT
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I see your / and raise you a/


I'm going all in.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:52:57 PM EDT
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Do you use condoms on your fleshlight?







LOL, the memory on you people.


GD is a cruel mistress.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:53:51 PM EDT
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damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners



ETA:  can we at least get a pic of the wife?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:53:58 PM EDT
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I see your / and raise you a/


I'm going all in.



All in? I don't think that's 87 of them.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:54:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:54:20 PM EDT
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damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners













 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:54:22 PM EDT
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Wow, Romeo.  You needed an app to discover the rhythm method?  
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:55:03 PM EDT
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Wow, Romeo.  You needed an app to discover the rhythm method?  


Ain't technology great?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:55:46 PM EDT
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Wow, Romeo. You needed an app to discover the rhythm method?




Ain't technology great?


What, like the Roman Callendar?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:57:12 PM EDT
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I use an app by some pharmaceutical company called "birth control".


Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:58:06 PM EDT
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Quoted:

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damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners





 


I don't mean to be out of line or anything but what happened to MC4H?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:58:46 PM EDT
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My wife uses the same thing on her Palm Pre... Works great so far!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:59:04 PM EDT
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damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners





 


I don't mean to be out of line or anything but what happened to MC4H?


He got ze ban.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:59:21 PM EDT
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damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners





 



Whoa -where's mrclean4hire???

ETA -banhammer? wow, take a vacation and this is what happens.

.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:59:54 PM EDT
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I use an app by some pharmaceutical company called "birth control".


This, works like a charm, there is just that once every 28 days that you have to update the app for 25 bucks.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:00:20 PM EDT
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damn, perfect thread for one of mrclean4hire's one liners





 


I don't mean to be out of line or anything but what happened to MC4H?


He got ze ban.


Really?  for what?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:00:30 PM EDT
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Spoken in the words of a True Romantic.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:02:15 PM EDT
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My wife uses the same thing on her Palm Pre... Works great so far!


Basic female physiology fail.



Lots and lots of people walking around are the result of failed guesswork where fertility is concerned. No app in the world can predict fertility.



Safe, effective and sure methods of birth control exist. I'd rely on those.



 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:02:29 PM EDT
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This thread is just too fucked up to comment on.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:02:36 PM EDT
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They have a name for people that use the rhythm method of birth control......



Parents.






Onyx
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:02:41 PM EDT
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   wow always something new to see here in GD
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:03:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:06:18 PM EDT
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If everyone on this forum has their shit together as  much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:06:52 PM EDT
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I see your / and raise you a/




WOW.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:07:35 PM EDT
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If everyone on this forum has their shit together as  much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies?



I'm Mormon.  We do out part.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:08:42 PM EDT
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This place never ceases to satisfy.

Stay classy OP.


















now pardon me, I'm off to bust one in my wife.........
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:10:22 PM EDT
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"I bust in her several times a week", ahhhh who says that romance is dead?


That was funny.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:10:47 PM EDT
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Like an acorn on the end of a twig.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:12:09 PM EDT
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Every time I see OP's name I know I'm going to be to be shaking my head and/or rolling my eyes as I read through the post.  

This time is no exception.  
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:12:10 PM EDT
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They have a name for people that use the rhythm method of birth control......



Parents.






Onyx


It's funny because it's true.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:21:29 PM EDT
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Quoted:
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If everyone on this forum has their shit together as  much as they imply..................why the fuck aren't they having a shitton of kids to fight back the real enemies?



I'm Mormon.  We do out part.


Glad somebody believes in what they say. Good work.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:24:06 PM EDT
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I've heard it said that sharing is caring, but in this case, I wish you cared about us all a whole lot less.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:25:37 PM EDT
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I've seen some crazy shit posted here...



 man, that's gotta be in the top ten.
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