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9/17/2020 5:59:48 PM
Posted: 12/30/2006 6:52:15 PM EDT
and he says, Yeah?  I said Yeah, I will be celebrating with a feast of pork sausage and crab chowder!

He didn't get it, but the cashier in the next aisle had to cover her hand with her mouth to keep from letting one slip.  Ha ha, somebody laughed.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 6:53:40 PM EDT
WTF
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 6:54:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
WTF

+1.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 6:54:41 PM EDT
Wonderful.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 6:55:29 PM EDT
Is this some kind of gay code?
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 6:59:57 PM EDT
....and then the bartender said, "Goldfish don't have toes!!"  HaHaHaHa!!!....uh, huh? WTF
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:01:03 PM EDT
In other news,,, the Sky is Blue......
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:01:10 PM EDT
Like Saddam was hangued and you're gonna celebrate eating RoP banned items? Is that it?
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:06:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
WTF




You don't pay attention much, do you?  




CMOS
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:08:13 PM EDT

and he says, Yeah? I said Yeah, I will be celebrating with a feast of pork sausage and crab chowder!


she was laughing because she thinks you're a gayz0r.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:09:01 PM EDT
We need an icon of a lead balloon.  
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:18:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Peak_Oil:
and he says, Yeah?  I said Yeah, I will be celebrating with a feast of pork sausage and crab chowder!

He didn't get it, but the cashier in the next aisle had to cover her hand with her mouth to keep from letting one slip.  Ha ha, somebody laughed.



How'n hell do you do that?

Stick your fist in your mouth I guess.  
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:23:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
Like Saddam was hangued and you're gonna celebrate eating RoP banned items? Is that it?


That's what I got out of it.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:32:23 PM EDT
CAN SITE MANAGEMENT STOP PEAK_OIL FROM WASTING MORE BANDWIDTH?????
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:33:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AROKIE:
CAN SITE MANAGEMENT STOP PEAK_OIL FROM WASTING MORE BANDWIDTH?????

+1.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:35:40 PM EDT
Tough room tonight.

Yes, it's all on the Halal banned list.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:36:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:36:36 PM EDT
holy shit your one of those people i was afraid of when i worked retail. make vague comments and jokes about current events and then get mad and starting throwing a hissy fit when i didnt know wtf you were talking about! i dont watch tv! SORRY! now get the hell out of the store! no, i dont need you to explain your shitty joke to me!
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:37:04 PM EDT
If you're riding down the street on your bannna and your pancakes fall off, how many tin cans does it take to hold up an elephant?

14.  Because ice cream doesn't have bones.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:44:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2006 7:52:54 PM EDT by DK-Prof]

Originally Posted By Peak_Oil:
Tough room tonight.

Yes, it's all on the Halal banned list.


Actually, Saddam ran a pretty secular state, HATED Islamic fundies, and didn't really give a shit about Islam one way or the other until after he was captured and he decided he wanted to be regarded as a "martyr" and started carrying around a Koran during his trial.

So even if someone got the reference, they might not have understood WTF it had to do with Saddam.

Alternatively, someone might just have though you hated Jews or something.  
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:46:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/30/2006 7:49:40 PM EDT by ScoutOut]
I thought it meant you were going to get laid have gay sex and catch crabs.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:47:16 PM EDT
saddam didnt like crab meat?

I'm lost.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:49:53 PM EDT

Every mental ward has a resident who thinks he's Dennis Miller.



Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:52:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
Like Saddam was hangued and you're gonna celebrate eating RoP banned items? Is that it?


No better way to celebrate the death of a secular dictator than by eating food items that are considered unclean by a religion he was marginally involved in.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:55:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:56:51 PM EDT
Don't worry Peak...I still love you...
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:57:15 PM EDT
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:58:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By deimos:
Like Saddam was hangued and you're gonna celebrate eating RoP banned items? Is that it?


No better way to celebrate the death of a secular dictator than by eating food items that are considered unclean by a religion he was marginally involved in.


thedoctors308: 1
Peak_Stupidity: 0
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 7:58:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By deimos:
Like Saddam was hangued and you're gonna celebrate eating RoP banned items? Is that it?


No better way to celebrate the death of a secular dictator than by eating food items that are considered unclean by a religion he was marginally involved in.


I was just explaining P_O's post
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:00:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/vanilla_gorilla911/saddamstfu.jpg


Funny and yet still seems strangly appra po (sp?).
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:00:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fuggit:
If you're riding down the street on your bannna and your pancakes fall off, how many tin cans does it take to hold up an elephant?

14.  Because ice cream doesn't have bones.


 That was so bizarre it was pretty funny.

Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:01:06 PM EDT
and the second elephant said, "no soap, radio!"...

Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:04:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Fuggit:
If you're riding down the street on your bannna and your pancakes fall off, how many tin cans does it take to hold up an elephant?

14.  Because ice cream doesn't have bones.



It may just be because I'm sleepy, but that is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:05:34 PM EDT
You went to the John Kerry School of Joke Telling didn't you.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:06:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TaterSalad:
....and then the bartender said, "Goldfish don't have toes!!"  HaHaHaHa!!!....uh, huh? WTF
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:07:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?


Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal.
Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:10:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?


Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal.
Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea.

What he said.

Jews are semites.
Arabs are semites.

Neither eat pork.

Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:11:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Deej86:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?


Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal.
Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea.

What he said.

Jews are semites.
Arabs are semites.

Neither eat pork.



Right on deej.
I'm posting from Wilmette.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:12:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By Deej86:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?


Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal.
Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea.

What he said.

Jews are semites.
Arabs are semites.

Neither eat pork.



Right on deej.
I'm posting from Wilmette.

Aww crap.
I wish I would have known sooner.
Link Posted: 12/30/2006 8:13:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?


Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal.
Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea.



Complete and utter hogwash!  

LOBSTERS are like the cockroaches of the sea.  



Link Posted: 12/31/2006 6:51:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?


Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal.
Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea.


No crustaceans at all?
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 7:01:45 AM EDT
Oh boyo!

It's a wacky wackularious jokey jokereeno ho ho fest.


Hint:  

Inside jokes are GHEY.


Link Posted: 12/31/2006 7:03:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?


Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal.
Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea.


No crustaceans at all?


No religion too?

Link Posted: 12/31/2006 7:03:40 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2006 7:05:16 AM EDT by red65]
h
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 7:05:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
WTF
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 7:09:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mugzilla:
saddam didnt like crab meat?

I'm lost.


crab meat is banned by Islamic (and Jewish, IIRC) dietary laws.

If that IS the reference, it is rather vague.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 7:10:42 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Peak_Oil:
and he says, Yeah?  I said Yeah, I will be celebrating with a feast of pork sausage and crab chowder!

He didn't get it, but the cashier in the next aisle had to cover her hand with her mouth to keep from letting one slip.  Ha ha, somebody laughed.


She probabaly thought you said that you wanted the clerk's pork sausage and that you had crabs.  
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 7:26:11 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/31/2006 7:26:36 AM EDT by Flakchak]

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:

Originally Posted By pretty_pony:
Why do the towel folk dislike crabs?


Same reason the Jews don't - unclean animal.
Crabs are like the cockroaches of the sea.



Complete and utter hogwash!  


LOBSTERS are like the cockroaches of the sea.  


That means that cockroaches must taste delicious!
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:23:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mugzilla:
saddam didnt like crab meat?

I'm lost.

+1 on that.  I know Jews don't eat crab, shrimp, and other shellfish because they're "unclean" but I never heard of Muslims refusing them.  Just pork (again, by both groups, oh yeah and probably the 7th-Day Adventists since they follow Leviticus too IIRC).

Oh well.  It was still a good hanging!  TOo bad they forgot the tar and feathers first.
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