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Posted: 10/5/2004 6:33:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 7:53:32 PM EST by sgtar15]
About half an hour ago I saw my wife in the kitchen making a sandwich. I resumed to surfing ARFCOM waiting for the sandwich to arrive since I was hungry, which I assumed was why she was making the sandwich.

After all, why else would she be in the kitchen?

So I waited....and waited.

I waited over 1/2 hour and no F'ing sandwich!


WTF??

So I got up <sigh> and went into the kitchen to see wtf was up.

Nothing...the sandwich was GONE!!!

Look..........







What do you think I should do?

I think she might be making sandwiches for another man.....


Sgt(stillhungry)ar15
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:34:05 AM EST

I think you need to get a f'ing job.

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Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:34:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:35:27 AM EST
Atleast you didn't shart yourself.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:35:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
I think you need to get a f'ing job.

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+1
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:35:48 AM EST
I think you should get up and make your own sandwich... she probably ate the one she made. She get shungry too after all, taking care of you has to be a full time job in itself!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:38:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 6:40:14 AM EST by rn45]
If that's her picture on the wall behind you, then I'd say the chances are good that somebody is trying to hook up with her.

BTW, get...get, get a job.

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:40:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
I think you need to get a f'ing job.




I think the Sarge is independently wealthy and thus does not need a job
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:40:43 AM EST
Get a fridge and microwave for your den. Then all she has to do is the dishes.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:42:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:
I think you should get up and make your own sandwich... she probably ate the one she made. She get shungry too after all, taking care of you has to be a full time job in itself!



You mean she is eating MY FOOD?????!!!???


With out asking??


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:42:30 AM EST
Samiches are always tastier when someone else makes them for you.


....but I guess you wouldn't know.


Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:42:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
I think you need to get a f'ing job.


Oh my God that is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vmax84

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Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:45:23 AM EST
Bwahahahahahah. Funny stuff man! Come on over . I'll make you a sandwich. And no I'm not gay ( but my boyfriend is.) Take care.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:51:31 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:52:20 AM EST
a situation like this calls for suicide.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:52:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sierra_Hombre:
a situation like this calls for suicide.




You first...


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:53:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/5/2004 6:53:41 AM EST by desertmoon]
Sarge...ya better come over HERE for a sammich....A: we here in Arizona are much closer than Tennessee....and, B: we are infinitely less harmful to your psychological well being.....I should know...I had a girlfriend from Tennessee....she shagged like a minx but she almost drove me insane!!!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:53:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:


I think you need to get a f'ing job.





+1
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:56:06 AM EST
then tell her to make me a sandwich
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:57:06 AM EST
You are a sad, strange little man...
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:15:24 AM EST
You should be lucky shes ONLY making sandwiches for other men...

I'd go apologize for your very exisitence, that always seems to work.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:21:56 AM EST
That was a damn good sandwich. Er, I mean, wow Sarge, what a mystery...

Where did all these damn breadcrumbs come from?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:22:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By Nimrod1193:
You are a sad, strange little man...



Agreed.


Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:24:53 AM EST
As long as she serves you pie, who cares about the sandwiches?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:25:09 AM EST
back the pain meds down a notch sarge. your just gonna have to learn to live with the pain.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:25:31 AM EST
Take your meds.


Now.


CMOS
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:29:58 AM EST
You play with dolls, you live in the basement playing on the computer and you probably oughta get a job and learn to put the damned lid down.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:32:40 AM EST
Sgtar F'n with you guys again but I do say you have issues, only girly men play with dolls
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:33:51 AM EST
Good for her!!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:36:09 AM EST
Eatin' another man's sandwich... Now that's low.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 8:59:15 AM EST
Didi she service PIE as well?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:07:28 PM EST
Uhh, did someone say SAMICH
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:10:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What do you think I should do?



Pooper... Pics... Post...
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:11:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

What do you think I should do?


Sgt(stillhungry)ar15



... Invest in some blow-up dolls
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:40:34 PM EST
I think you should make yer own damn sammich. I'm tired of having to serve your every whim, just so you can go and play with those damn dolls! You don't even let me use your shop tools or shoot your guns! And calling me your "wife" is beyond the pale! I think we all know who wears the pants in OUR relationship!
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:44:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
<snip>What do you think I should do?<snip>


Sgt(stillhungry)ar15



Get a life?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:55:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
I think you should make yer own damn sammich. I'm tired of having to serve your every whim, just so you can go and play with those damn dolls! You don't even let me use your shop tools or shoot your guns! And calling me your "wife" is beyond the pale! I think we all know who wears the pants in OUR relationship!



This should be good.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 3:57:45 PM EST
Is she gaining weight?
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:03:51 PM EST
Get a JOB
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:06:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
I think you need to get a f'ing job.




I think the Sarge is independently wealthy and thus does not need a job



I was under the impression that this was the case too.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:23:45 PM EST


If thats your sweetie in the picture behind you (or the fucking doll). You need to be eating more furrburgers and leave the damn sandwiches alone!!!!!

Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:30:11 PM EST
If she eventually does bring you a sandwich, inspect the mayonaise well before you eat it, if you suspect she is cheating on you that is.

Just a suggestion.


Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:35:03 PM EST
maybe the sandwich didnt meet her quality levels so she had to dispose of it, so she didnt offend you with an inferior sandwich...............and she got taken by aliens while she was throwing it away.....
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:41:31 PM EST
I think you need the team (action figures) to do a little RECON and then debrief us on the findings.

MT

No...serious we are waiting....
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 4:45:30 PM EST
Hey, that can't be a real picture of sgtar, there are no dolls action figures on the table....
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:08:10 PM EST
MRE's were made for times like these..
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:17:50 PM EST
Where are her manners??? Making sammiches is a woman's duty to her man! Tell her to get her butt back in the kitchen and make you a sammich dammit!!!

After all...putting the poison in your drink would be sooooooo passe
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:21:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

What do you think I should do?


Sgt(stillhungry)ar15



... Invest in some blow-up dolls



Link Posted: 10/5/2004 5:36:27 PM EST
I ate that sandwich. And then I had pie.
But I hate cheatin' women so I won't hang around her for much longer.
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 6:55:15 PM EST
[cartman][sgtar15]WOMAN...YOU GET YER BUTT BACK IN THAT KITCHEN AND GET ME SOME CHEEZY POOFS!!! [/cartman]MAKE ME A SAMMICH!! [/sgtar15]
Link Posted: 10/5/2004 7:53:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tango7:
[cartman][sgtar15]WOMAN...YOU GET YER BUTT BACK IN THAT KITCHEN AND GET ME SOME CHEEZY POOFS!!! [/cartman]MAKE ME A SAMMICH!! [/sgtar15]




I confronted her this evening....





SGtar15
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