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Posted: 9/8/2004 9:51:07 AM EST
My favorite Mexican gal here at work brought me in some of her special salsa. Well I have not had any since Feb when I started chemo. Doc said stay away from spicy while doing the treatment. Well the chemo ended the last part of July. And I thought Id be ok. Well NO im not.
Starting out very good flavor. A wonderful batch, just the right amount of onions and peppers... Then the habanaro starts to kick in... I have never had any problems with them in the past. But now OMG my mouth is on fire. I’m sweating. Damn its good and I cant stop eating even though my mouth is numb.. Well that was 2 hrs ago. And now my stomach hurts.. I am not looking forward to tomorrow!

But damn that was some good salsa.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:52:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I am not looking forward to tomorrow!
But damn that was some good salsa.


Keep an extinguisher next to the toilet!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:54:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tanker06:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I am not looking forward to tomorrow!
But damn that was some good salsa.


Keep an extinguisher a popsicle next to the toilet!



Fixed it for ya'!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:55:08 AM EST
This thread may come in handy tomarrow.

www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=271391
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:56:45 AM EST
Drink some vegetable oil so you don't injure your colon.

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:57:00 AM EST
QUICK!

Call up Heilo and ask him if you can use his bathroom!


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:59:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
QUICK!

Call up Heilo and ask him if you can use his bathroom!


Sgatr15



Yeah, I hear he has a two-holer outhouse.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:53:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 6:54:02 PM EST by kpel308]
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 6:55:28 PM EST
And some Wet Ones chilled from the fridge to cup your butt lips with.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:06:13 PM EST
Man oh man is that going to burn in the mornin.


Take some advil ahead of time.

Bite down on something hard and give it hell.


- BG
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:13:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
My favorite Mexican gal here at work brought me in some of her special salsa. Well I have not had any since Feb when I started chemo. Doc said stay away from spicy while doing the treatment. Well the chemo ended the last part of July. And I thought Id be ok. Well NO im not.
Starting out very good flavor. A wonderful batch, just the right amount of onions and peppers... Then the habanaro starts to kick in... I have never had any problems with them in the past. But now OMG my mouth is on fire. I’m sweating. Damn its good and I cant stop eating even though my mouth is numb.. Well that was 2 hrs ago. And now my stomach hurts.. I am not looking forward to tomorrow!

But damn that was some good salsa.



Habenaro's are not the way to find out that your tolerance for capsicum is gone!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:15:24 PM EST
Put the toilet paper in the fridge that way it will be cool and refreshing Its a nice little tip I learned from the mexican cooks I used to work with who made incredible salsa.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:16:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
My favorite Mexican gal here at work brought me in some of her special salsa. Well I have not had any since Feb when I started chemo. Doc said stay away from spicy while doing the treatment. Well the chemo ended the last part of July. And I thought Id be ok. Well NO im not.
Starting out very good flavor. A wonderful batch, just the right amount of onions and peppers... Then the habanaro starts to kick in... I have never had any problems with them in the past. But now OMG my mouth is on fire. I’m sweating. Damn its good and I cant stop eating even though my mouth is numb.. Well that was 2 hrs ago. And now my stomach hurts.. I am not looking forward to tomorrow!

But damn that was some good salsa.



Habenaro's are not the way to find out that your tolerance for capsicum is gone!


No shit!!
And like the idiot I am I put some more of the salsa on the burritos I had tonight. It burns so good.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:17:51 PM EST
Habaneros are interesting when your drinking beer and playing my dick is bigger than yours with the guys, but I prefer to taste my other food too.

Let us know if the going in was worth the going out. Veggie oil. That won't do your gall bladder any good, might even cause it to swell up some. Let us know if it feels like a tennis ball, a softball, or a basketball under there.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:21:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 7:22:01 PM EST by Rabid_Coyote]

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
And some Wet Ones chilled from the fridge to cup your butt lips with.




Hmmmmmmm......... dude, you got butt lips???? WTF!!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:21:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By lambchops:
Put the toilet paper in the fridge that way it will be cool and refreshing Its a nice little tip I learned from the mexican cooks I used to work with who made incredible salsa.


Was that you that killed out the bathroom the other day at work?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:22:20 PM EST
That's how you know if it was good or not...It's gotta burn going in and coming out!

That's how a Mexican knows when he's hungry..His ass stops burning!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:23:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By eodtech2000:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
My favorite Mexican gal here at work brought me in some of her special salsa. Well I have not had any since Feb when I started chemo. Doc said stay away from spicy while doing the treatment. Well the chemo ended the last part of July. And I thought Id be ok. Well NO im not.
Starting out very good flavor. A wonderful batch, just the right amount of onions and peppers... Then the habanaro starts to kick in... I have never had any problems with them in the past. But now OMG my mouth is on fire. I’m sweating. Damn its good and I cant stop eating even though my mouth is numb.. Well that was 2 hrs ago. And now my stomach hurts.. I am not looking forward to tomorrow!

But damn that was some good salsa.



Habenaro's are not the way to find out that your tolerance for capsicum is gone!


No shit!!
And like the idiot I am I put some more of the salsa on the burritos I had tonight. It burns so good.



Your a sick pup!!! You better chain your ass down to the toilet or the flames out of your ass are going to propel you into orbit.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:23:30 PM EST
Look forward to giving birth to a set of broken dishes tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:36:30 PM EST
I kill the bathroom because its part of my job description...just like making fun of upper management.

For those of you who dont know I work with blue84s10 and my boss is just like lumberg from office space; ummm yeah uhhhh I need you tooo uhhhh come in to work on friday.......yeah they are both usless.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:39:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rabid_Coyote:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
And some Wet Ones chilled from the fridge to cup your butt lips with.




Hmmmmmmm......... dude, you got butt lips???? WTF!!!



This has me fucking crying.

Charlie
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:40:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By lambchops:
I kill the bathroom because its part of my job description...just like making fun of upper management.

For those of you who dont know I work with blue84s10 and my boss is just like lumberg from office space; ummm yeah uhhhh I need you tooo uhhhh come in to work on friday.......yeah they are both usless.



Dude Steve some how pulled Prince tickets out of his ass today and was trying to give them to people, he must have had like 20 of them. I don't think anyone took them either. Might as well use them as TP
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:45:26 PM EST
figures steve would like prince....I bet he went with greg.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 7:55:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:

Originally Posted By Tanker06:

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
I am not looking forward to tomorrow!
But damn that was some good salsa.


Keep an extinguisher a popsicle next to the toilet!



Fixed it for ya'!





Link Posted: 9/8/2004 8:56:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
Man oh man is that going to burn in the mornin.


Take some advil ahead of time.

Bite down on something hard and give it hell.


- BG



DONT WIPE!!!!! DAB GENTLY!!!!

and dont forget to yell...

[AustinPowers]WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR!!!!!!!![/AustinPowers]
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:06:03 PM EST
Take a pill
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 1:54:30 AM EST
try being shot in the leg by a .45 thats pain
Link Posted: 9/9/2004 7:07:49 AM EST
Goodmorning
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