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Posted: 6/22/2011 4:22:09 PM EDT
So I think I'm going to give up on dating.... just seems fucking pointless and just about every female I've come across has major "DO NOT WANT" issues. Either a: They're mentally retarded or b: They've got the crazy bad c: they're so obsessed with popular culture it's scary. or D: They're extremely liberal.

Now I'm no Einstein, but I do enjoy intelligent conversation. When I have to sit there and explain common words that I and other people I know use every day... There is a problem. I've been on at least a dozen dates since girlfriend 1. Only one got past that. Even that's over now because of problem b and her insane family.

Think I'm just going to pass on females for a while. Focus on school and getting my car paid off.



ETA: Pic of OP
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:24:06 PM EDT
[#1]
Didn't we just do this?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:25:07 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:25:09 PM EDT
[#3]
you forgot fat.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:26:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Palmela Handerson story bro
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:26:41 PM EDT
[#5]




Quoted:

So I think I'm going to give up on dating.... just seems fucking pointless and just about every female I've come across has major "DO NOT WANT" issues. Either a: They're mentally retarded or b: They've got the crazy bad c: they're so obsessed with popular culture it's scary. or D: They're extremely liberal.



Now I'm no Einstein, but I do enjoy intelligent conversation. When I have to sit there and explain common words that I and other people I know use every day... There is a problem. I've been on at least a dozen dates since girlfriend 1. Only one got past that. Even that's over now because of problem b and her insane family.



Think I'm just going to pass on females for a while. Focus on school and getting my car paid off.







Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:27:42 PM EDT
[#6]
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:27:56 PM EDT
[#7]
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you forgot fat.


I don't go on dates with fat chicks bro

But yeah I guess I did...
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:29:53 PM EDT
[#8]
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm running into a LOT of single mommas. Go on a date, finds out she has 2 kids - and she's only 23. No, just.... no. I don't want to deal with your fuck trophies.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:30:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Good luck on your search for the right man
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:32:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


I think it's this town more than anything....
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:32:34 PM EDT
[#11]
Dont give up, it just gets worse as you get older.

Try to find a nerd and live with those issues.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:33:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


I think it's this town more than anything....


I'm sure it is
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:33:52 PM EDT
[#13]
I arrived at the same conclusion five years ago and I have never been more happy.

Every now and then I run across a female that makes me reconsider, but I just remember all of the pain and I let it go. The problem is that if you ignore a female who knows you are considering her (and that she has gotten under your skin) but don't ever make a move, it makes her want you more or she thinks you are gay. Whatever. I do not want drama. I would rather be peaceful than invite drama into my life. I also don't want an STD and there are STDs that can penetrate the molecular structure of latex, so even condoms are no guarantee.

All of my friends who are married or in relationships are jealous that I have figured out how to live without a woman. I never thought I would be able to give up women, but I have and I am glad.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:33:56 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


Not always.

I dunno if you're religious or not... but you could try a local church.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:35:48 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:36:52 PM EDT
[#16]
YOU GAY!
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:37:35 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


I think it's this town more than anything....


What town you in?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:38:02 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
I arrived at the same conclusion five years ago and I have never been more happy.

Every now and then I run across a female that makes me reconsider, but I just remember all of the pain and I let it go. The problem is that if you ignore a female who knows you are considering her (and that she has gotten under your skin) but don't ever make a move, it makes her want you more or she thinks you are gay. Whatever. I do not want drama. I would rather be peaceful than invite drama into my life. I also don't want an STD and there are STDs that can penetrate the molecular structure of latex, so even condoms are no guarantee.

All of my friends who are married or in relationships are jealous that I have figured out how to live without a woman. I never thought I would be able to give up women, but I have and I am glad.


You coming out of the closet?

Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:40:32 PM EDT
[#19]
if you found one chick with no issues let me know, by the way....bro you are just dating
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:41:00 PM EDT
[#20]
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:41:04 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Quoted:
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if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


I think it's this town more than anything....


What town you in?


Moses lake.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:42:50 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/rampling/142/despair-posters/dysfunction.jpg


Nice image, sampfag!
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:43:11 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I arrived at the same conclusion five years ago and I have never been more happy.

Every now and then I run across a female that makes me reconsider, but I just remember all of the pain and I let it go. The problem is that if you ignore a female who knows you are considering her (and that she has gotten under your skin) but don't ever make a move, it makes her want you more or she thinks you are gay. Whatever. I do not want drama. I would rather be peaceful than invite drama into my life. I also don't want an STD and there are STDs that can penetrate the molecular structure of latex, so even condoms are no guarantee.

All of my friends who are married or in relationships are jealous that I have figured out how to live without a woman. I never thought I would be able to give up women, but I have and I am glad.


You coming out of the closet?



He doesn't avoid women, Super_Duty_John.  He just... denies them his essence.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:45:17 PM EDT
[#24]





Quoted:



I arrived at the same conclusion five years ago and I have never been more happy.





Every now and then I run across a female that makes me reconsider, but I just remember all of the pain and I let it go. The problem is that if you ignore a female who knows you are considering her (and that she has gotten under your skin) but don't ever make a move, it makes her want you more or she thinks you are gay. Whatever. I do not want drama. I would rather be peaceful than invite drama into my life. I also don't want an STD and there are STDs that can penetrate the molecular structure of latex, so even condoms are no guarantee.





All of my friends who are married or in relationships are jealous that I have figured out how to live without a woman. I never thought I would be able to give up women, but I have and I am glad.





 

You have stock in Jergins?

 
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 4:46:08 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Summer is the best time to meet women my friend, you can give up when the fall clothes come back on, haha.  

In nature, animals fight for survival and the right to mate.  While I am all about egalitarian ideals, when it comes to "dating" it's still the law of the jungle.  You gotta prove your worth.  Doesn't matter if you are handsome like Brad Pitt or rich like Hugh Hefner, you still gotta put yourself out there and have the right moves.


I put myself out there... there hasn't been a woman I've been interested putting my moves on yet.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 5:43:27 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


I think it's this town more than anything....


What town you in?


Moses lake.


Shit dude. If you're looking for buck teeth you're in the right town.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 5:45:25 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Dont give up, it just gets worse as you get older.

Try to find a nerd and live with those issues.



As we age, we become more selective and less desirable.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 5:47:23 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
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Summer is the best time to meet women my friend, you can give up when the fall clothes come back on, haha.  

In nature, animals fight for survival and the right to mate.  While I am all about egalitarian ideals, when it comes to "dating" it's still the law of the jungle.  You gotta prove your worth.  Doesn't matter if you are handsome like Brad Pitt or rich like Hugh Hefner, you still gotta put yourself out there and have the right moves.


I put myself out there... there hasn't been a woman I've been interested putting my moves on yet.


Well Mr. Virus. I wish you luck
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 5:47:35 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


Not always.  I know, believe me I know.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 5:55:13 PM EDT
[#30]
I was in a similar mindset and a friend talked me into joining eHarmony.  I was sick of dating and had decided it was cheaper and less stressfull to just save up for an M16 and do whatever the hell I wanted (as a single young professional).

After 4 months of turning down every girl on there for whatever nit picky reason I found, I finally found a girl I couldn't find a single reason to say "no" to.  We are currently "dating", and she shoots a 12 gauge better than I do.   In my defense, she's a damn surgeon with her benelli.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 5:56:45 PM EDT
[#31]




Quoted:

Summer is the best time to meet women my friend, you can give up when the fall clothes come back on, haha.



In nature, animals fight for survival and the right to mate. While I am all about egalitarian ideals, when it comes to "dating" it's still the law of the jungle. You gotta prove your worth. Doesn't matter if you are handsome like Brad Pitt or rich like Hugh Hefner, you still gotta put yourself out there and have the right moves.


In nature, the male just rapes whatever female happens to be around ........ and doesn't have to stick around to raise the offspring.  There is no "right to mate" .......

Link Posted: 6/22/2011 5:56:54 PM EDT
[#32]
Does that mean you are going to change your avatar?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 6:04:43 PM EDT
[#33]
These threads should be required to have a pic of the OP; in most cases it would be a bit more entertaining.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 6:09:52 PM EDT
[#34]
IN B4 PJ!
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 6:24:07 PM EDT
[#35]
Don't wait until you are past 30, the odds get a infinitely worse.   The only ones left just want to find a stable source of income to cover their fucktrophies and six-figure debt.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 6:24:49 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


I think it's this town more than anything....


What town you in?


Moses lake.


Why are you there?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 6:32:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:13:20 PM EDT
[#38]




Quoted:



Quoted:



Quoted:



Quoted:

if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you




I think it's this town more than anything....




What town you in?




Moses lake.




I had a friend who took a job at one of the processing plants up there.  He used to drive over to Ellensburg to find decent looking women .........
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 7:29:06 PM EDT
[#39]
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IN B4 PJ!

IATT.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:49:00 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
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if you can't find a single woman you can deal with, the problem is you


I think it's this town more than anything....


What town you in?


Moses lake.


Why are you there?


Grew up in Ephrata, moved over here for a job. Just haven't had the capital to move. Trust me I've considered it.

Quoted:
I was in a similar mindset and a friend talked me into joining eHarmony.  I was sick of dating and had decided it was cheaper and less stressfull to just save up for an M16 and do whatever the hell I wanted (as a single young professional).

After 4 months of turning down every girl on there for whatever nit picky reason I found, I finally found a girl I couldn't find a single reason to say "no" to.  We are currently "dating", and she shoots a 12 gauge better than I do.   In my defense, she's a damn surgeon with her benelli.


Thought about eharmony... having to pay kinda sucks... about the only reason I haven't joined. I've done most of the free ones but it's more of the same.

Pics of OP per request:

Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:55:00 PM EDT
[#41]
You look fourteen, man.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:56:45 PM EDT
[#42]
Is your mother good looking?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:56:54 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
You look fourteen, man.


I get that a lot. When I used to smoke I got carded every single time. Doesn't really matter what I wear.

I have a genetic inability to grow facial hair.

Quoted:
Is your mother good looking?


Negative. BBW status. She looked pretty good when she was younger though.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:57:49 PM EDT
[#44]
Do you shave yet?
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:58:09 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Good luck on your search for the right man


Link Posted: 6/22/2011 8:58:37 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Do you shave yet?


yes, because patches look retarded
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:00:12 PM EDT
[#47]
Judging by your avatar, you should have been married twice & have 7 kids.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:00:14 PM EDT
[#48]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Do you shave yet?




yes, because patches look retarded


Just get a cat.



 
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:01:20 PM EDT
[#49]
you're just a kid. You'll be okay.
Link Posted: 6/22/2011 9:01:53 PM EDT
[#50]
Step 1: Like bands like Black Label Society, Slayer, Megadeth, etc.



Step 2: Find women who like those bands.



Step 3: Begin dating those women.



Step 4: They are awesome.
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