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Posted: 6/12/2009 10:36:52 PM EST
Why? Because women are nuts.

I've been seeing this chick and she has been really into me, or so I thought. So tonight we go out to dinner and she asks me back to her place. We're sitting around listening to college rock crap while I hook up her digital TV antenna. All night she is talking about sex and making hints and talking dirty. So we're making out and she say "let's go lay on the bed". I'm thinking sure thing at this point, I mean who wouldn't? So we get on the bed and she starts making out with me and grinding on my thigh and shit. I start playing with her titties and getting her undressed. I get her down to her panties and she says "I don't know".



You don't know what?

"Well, I'm horny as hell, and I really like you but I feel weird because I just got out of this relationship with a guy who was a dick, and I didn't expect to meet you and I don't know if I want to get into another relationship."

So you want me to go?

"No, but if I screw you then I'm not going to screw other people, it'll just be you, but I think I want to see other people, I don't know, I'm all confused."



I better go.

"You hate me don't you? I'm so sorry! I don't want you to hate me!"

I don't hate you. I understand. You are confused because you just got out of a bad relationship and you don't want to get tied down again.

"I'm sorry, I feel so bad, you didn't do anything wrong!"

I'm not mad, don't apologize.

So I get my jeans back on, grab the carry piece off the nightstand, and very sincerely and genuinely tell her that everything is alright, I'm not mad, call me tomorrow we can have a drink and talk if you want. Total amicable, non-threatening, understanding, nurturing departure (didn't want her feeling like there was any anger).

I'm genuinely not upset. 5 minutes with Lisa Ann and some Lubriderm and I'll be good to go. But women, they're fucking crazy and I seem to have a knack for getting mixed up with the most confused, dizzy ass women on the fucking planet. You know what, I think I am quite happy being single and uninvolved. I girlfriend or a wife would put a serious dampener on my life and bog me down with a bunch of drama that I don't fucking need.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to hit the search engine before retiring for the evening.

Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:39:32 PM EST
Find a celibate woman to marry.


*waits for the jokes*
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:39:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/12/2009 10:40:01 PM EST by marksman121]
You sure do post ALOT of your personal life.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:40:49 PM EST
I am okay with you remaining single too.....


Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:42:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By marksman121:
You sure do post ALOT of your personal life.

He's lonely, very very lonely.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:43:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By yekimak:
I am okay with you remaining single too.....



Think you have a chance with him for some man on man love action?
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:44:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By yekimak:
I am okay with you remaining single too.....



Think you have a chance with him for some man on man love action?


Think he's going with the "no offspring" angle.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:45:01 PM EST
you are thinking too much................. get her drunk, pound it, and kick it out. I find that after the "deed" it always works to tell them you have a history of mental illness and can she drive you to the shrink in the morning................. of course be careful of the one that says "sure".............. i had to marry that one and spend a hour in the bathroom of a shrinks office pretending i....... ah never mind.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:47:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By MP7A1:
...get her drunk, pound it, and kick it out...


BEST ADVICE EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:50:35 PM EST
I daresay since you were nice to her about it, you won't be getting laid in the future, at least by her.

Should have acted like an asshole and stormed out, not answered her calls/texts for 2-3 days, then finally answer one sounding vaguely pissed and busy. Being nice never accomplishes shit.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:50:40 PM EST
I know how you feel dude. Women are too much trouble and i dont want to fuck guys. easyier to just rub one out on my own.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:51:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mikhail_86:
Originally Posted By MP7A1:
...get her drunk, pound it, and kick it out...


BEST ADVICE EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a long term solution for happiness, but in the near future I'm sure it'll be enjoyable.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:51:55 PM EST
There are very few quality women available in America to marry. They want to get married but they don't want to "Be married". It is all about social morays and values. American born women are just not marriage material. It's sad but if you are set on marriage you will have better long term success looking for a partner outside the USA. American women in general are very ego-centric, greedy, fat, and lazy. Once in a while a guy can get lucky but the odds are against an American male. Be very selective. In general men enjoy minimal benefits from being married. It is a legally binding financial contract that should be avoided in most cases. It is an archaic ceremony that has become nothing more than a monetary/finacial contract.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 10:58:28 PM EST
I gave up on relationships years ago. I was sick of the drama and games. I declared that I was going to remain a bachelor for life.

Less than twenty-four hours later, I met the woman I was to marry.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:03:55 PM EST


the girl i took out to dinner yesterday shows up at the theatre i work at with her ex.


flirts with me, she gets me to take her shifts, and i buy her dinner and lunches. but still hangs out with her ex




FUUUUUUCKKKKKK HER

im barely getting over the last one, and this ones a fucking mess.
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:06:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By Psychovore:
I gave up on relationships years ago. I was sick of the drama and games. I declared that I was going to remain a bachelor for life.

Less than twenty-four hours later, I met the woman I was to marry.


tHE fORCE iS wEAK WITHIN yOU. jEDI YOU aRE nOT!

Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:09:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By Deech:


the girl i took out to dinner yesterday shows up at the theatre i work at with her ex.


flirts with me, she gets me to take her shifts, and i buy her dinner and lunches. but still hangs out with her ex




FUUUUUUCKKKKKK HER

im barely getting over the last one, and this ones a fucking mess. [img]http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/smiley_freak.gif[/im

Treat her like shit and you will magically become irresistable

Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:13:11 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/12/2009 11:17:47 PM EST by Chesh97]

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
You don't know what?

"Well, I'm horny as hell, and I really like you but I feel weird because I just got out of this relationship with a guy who was a dick, and I didn't expect to meet you and I don't know if I want to get into another relationship."

So you want me to go?

"No, but if I screw you then I'm not going to screw other people, it'll just be you, but I think I want to see other people, I don't know, I'm all confused."

Well you can screw other people later..i'm right here, and I'm going to fuck you like no other until your toes curl. I proceeded to hit it like a retard on a drum set, then...


I got my jeans back on, grab the carry piece off the nightstand, and tell her , call me tomorrow we can have a drink and talk if you want.



Total FAIL on your part dude... You played the nice guy.. bad move. That means you went home and had to spank it. You could have easily gotten teh pie if you would have played it right (the red above)..

The blue points above should have gotten Heavy 6 laid in your shoes.. really! You should have consoled her, and make her feel less "weird"... reassure her that it's NOT wierd, and you want to make her FEEL something great by getting her off.. (This is what YOU say, but in actuality, you don't give a fuck.. as long as your getting your pie)

Nice guys are out of fashion... be a dick! You will score a lot more pie!
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:32:05 PM EST
u shoulda pounded it


good lawd
Link Posted: 6/12/2009 11:38:52 PM EST
When she said she was confused, I would have just got up and told her "Call me if you ever figure it out" while I walked out the door.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:20:50 AM EST
"I love women, you either love women or suck a big dick" -Sam Kinison
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 1:34:27 AM EST
you do realize the second you left she probably made a booty call to some other dude right?

She wasn't "confused" she was fishing for some kind of commitment from you but terrified of rejection, cause she's a chick and as a rule chicks are terrified of rejection. So after your pseudo-rejection she needs some dick to feel better about herself.



She even told SHE LIKES ASSHOLES, so man up and be one. Take her in a manly fashion and don't return her calls for 2 days.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:18:16 AM EST
Originally Posted By Tekka:

Originally Posted By yekimak:
I am okay with you remaining single too.....



Think you have a chance with him for some man on man love action?


Says the person with 3 of the first 6 posts in this thread.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:22:27 AM EST
I had more epic adventures when I was single, but my life feels a lot more complete now that I'm married and have kids. You know, like how quikrete is more complete when you add water, mix, and let it set up.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:42:10 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:47:55 AM EST
Two werds... Big Girls!

They give better head because they're hungry.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:48:02 AM EST
She sounds like a woman who respects the power of sex. She sounds like someone you could have a serious relationship with, you will know in the next two phone calls whether she is into the relationship or not, and whether you are as well.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 2:53:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 2:54:53 AM EST by Spankadin]
Just go gay!

Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:02:04 AM EST
Wise man once told me that if she makes you write more then a paragraph on the internet to eject.

She has baggage dude, Oh and pics?
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:07:15 AM EST
They've all got snakes in their heads.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:09:15 AM EST
Same exact thing happened to me. However, instead of being the nice guy like I have ALWAYS been, I let my dick think for me for once.

I've been with her for six months.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:10:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By motown_steve:
. But women, they're fucking crazy and I seem to have a knack for getting mixed up with the most confused, dizzy ass women on the fucking planet. You know what, I think I am quite happy being single and uninvolved. I girlfriend or a wife would put a serious dampener on my life and bog me down with a bunch of drama that I don't fucking need.


Better to want what you don't have, than to have what you don't want.

There are numerically more traditional-values, conservative, logical, reliable, and sensible men than there are women with those qualities.

It is wise you simply understand that fact.

But simply because we are rare does not mean we do not exist. But that is not at issue.

I say you are wise and prudent to simply let go of making do with inferior goods, and make your peace with life as a bachelor.

Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:11:50 AM EST
You failed. Hard.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:16:02 AM EST
Originally Posted By Elvis-Ar15:
They've all got snakes in their heads.


Her womb is full of sea serpents.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:16:59 AM EST
The whole crazy thing is part of the fun of life.
You have to accept that, it simply is.
Once you are okay with it, it becomes a lifelong challenge to try to figure out what the hell is going on, and how to navigate through the mindfield called "Woman!"
Otherwise a decent porno for relief and the guys at the range for comradeship and you are set for life
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:17:19 AM EST
way too nice. I was cringing just reading this.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:23:33 AM EST
Sounds like you need to practice at the virtual date site.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:33:40 AM EST
In that situation I think the best thing to do would have just been to cuddle with her. Lots of hugs and no attempt to invade the temple.
It's not like making out isn't enjoyable in and of itself.

It builds trust. It shows her you're not a dick, and you CAN keep yours in your pants. When she figures this out, she'll let you know
for sure when it's time for you to drop trou and get the candle waxed. Besides, no DICK would ever be interested in cuddling.



CJ
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 3:51:11 AM EST
It doesn't get any better the older you get.
Try dating at 57.
The women in their 40's and 50's have a lifetime of baggage and look at you
as a dollar sign.
Plus, even with their looks being gone, they still act like nervous virgins.
I haven't lost my desire for women, just my desire for dealing with them.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 4:03:06 AM EST
Giving up on it for awhile also. I kinda went all out(for me anyway) the last 3 months, I've been out with 5 different women, three of those multiple times, slept with two of them a few times each. Probably have talked to and texted 5 others that never materialized into dates or hanging out. It was starting to wear on me, over the last couple of days I've wished them all good luck in life and told them I was dropping off the radar for awhile, I gotta have a couple of months without any female interaction.

It doesn't take long for me to remember why I enjoy being single, the main reason is that I'm just too damn busy working two jobs, doing stuff with my son, making time to fish and finding time to work around the house. I wound up just taking a couple of the women fishing in the boat so I could kill two birds with one stone, women love that shit anyway but you can't do any serious fishing because you have to entertain them.

Hell, my mom was wanting me to come down to their beach house today and meet their neighbors daughter who was going to be at a party this evening down there, her and the neighbors have all been scheming about it the last week, passed on that.

As I get older I guess I've lost the drive to be in an actual relationship, dating/screwing is fine but they will want a relationship eventually or to be exclusive.

I can match any woman on the crazy if she wants to go that route. It's also very true that the less interested or the more assholish you are, the more they want you. You gotta be nice but you have to know when not to be nice.

That's enough ranting, none of you assholes care anyway, but that's what makes me keep coming back here and posting ;)

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Link Posted: 6/13/2009 4:51:04 AM EST
She was trying to play you like



You interceeded by





Your mission today is to break contact.



Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:08:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By Chesh97:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:
You don't know what?

"Well, I'm horny as hell, and I really like you but I feel weird because I just got out of this relationship with a guy who was a dick, and I didn't expect to meet you and I don't know if I want to get into another relationship."

So you want me to go?

"No, but if I screw you then I'm not going to screw other people, it'll just be you, but I think I want to see other people, I don't know, I'm all confused."

Well you can screw other people later..i'm right here, and I'm going to fuck you like no other until your toes curl. I proceeded to hit it like a retard on a drum set, then...


I got my jeans back on, grab the carry piece off the nightstand, and tell her , call me tomorrow we can have a drink and talk if you want.



Total FAIL on your part dude... You played the nice guy.. bad move. That means you went home and had to spank it. You could have easily gotten teh pie if you would have played it right (the red above)..

The blue points above should have gotten Heavy 6 laid in your shoes.. really! You should have consoled her, and make her feel less "weird"... reassure her that it's NOT wierd, and you want to make her FEEL something great by getting her off.. (This is what YOU say, but in actuality, you don't give a fuck.. as long as your getting your pie)

Nice guys are out of fashion... be a dick! You will score a lot more pie!


+1. "nice guys" were never in fashion. 50,000 years ago, who got laid? The hairiest-assed loudest and meanest cave man that brained the most helpless animals with a rock or the quiet one that collected flowers and empathized with the cave women?

90% of women have an irrational need to be treated like shit. The other 10% actually want you to be nice but will constantly suspect you're up to no good. Motown, the proper response would've been "I'm going to fuck you anyways, and I'm not going to be nice about it". Not because that's the "asshole" thing to do, but because deep down, that's what she wanted.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:08:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By MrFuzzybunny:
It doesn't get any better the older you get.
Try dating at 57.
The women in their 40's and 50's have a lifetime of baggage and look at you
as a dollar sign.
Plus, even with their looks being gone, they still act like nervous virgins.
I haven't lost my desire for women, just my desire for dealing with them.


Sigline material right there folks!
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:11:29 AM EST
Originally Posted By KwaiChangCaine:
Originally Posted By MrFuzzybunny:
It doesn't get any better the older you get.
Try dating at 57.
The women in their 40's and 50's have a lifetime of baggage and look at you
as a dollar sign.
Plus, even with their looks being gone, they still act like nervous virgins.
I haven't lost my desire for women, just my desire for dealing with them.


Sigline material right there folks!


Lol, I understand the Op's frustration completely. i have accepted my bachelorhood as well; life is SO much easier when you do I refuse to "settle" for someone and if I am never in a serious relationship again...so be it.

I'll get a dog for companionship if I really feel lonely and when I'm old and can't pull ass anymore I'll start buying hookers



Speed
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:17:14 AM EST
There comes a time when you have to stop listening to her running her mouth and just fuck her.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:21:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Sounds like you need to practice at the virtual date site.


link?
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:23:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Sounds like you need to practice at the virtual date site.


link?


http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm

Not work safe
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:29:17 AM EST
You're now in the "friend zone," A.K.A, the "getting no ass zone."

Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:29:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Sounds like you need to practice at the virtual date site.


link?


http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm

Not work safe


Thanks.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:30:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/13/2009 5:31:15 AM EST by az_larry]
I was in your shoes twenty years ago next month. I had thrown in the towel and figured I'd stay single and happy. All the women I'd meet were either messed up or just didn't float my boat. Then I met my wife. After 6.5 weeks we were engaged and 20 years later we have 3 kids and are set to go another 20. It'll come out of the clear blue and you'll know it's right when it's right. I guess the key is don't expect it or want it. But let the wiggy ones go, their are great gals out there.
Link Posted: 6/13/2009 5:33:56 AM EST
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Originally Posted By Deej86:
Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Sounds like you need to practice at the virtual date site.


link?


http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm

Not work safe


Thanks.


Have fun with that. You'll spend hours trying to find ways get in her pants.
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