Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
Posted: 10/2/2004 10:07:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:10:22 AM EST
Ick, thanks for sharing.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:10:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 10:11:42 AM EST by olyarms]
? I don't know that would clog me up for a few days,

BTW: How could you go from a great breakfast to an awful lunch.

Oh yeah jk
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:11:39 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:12:59 AM EST
Some people haven't even eaten today. Think about that.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:13:43 AM EST
Fire in the Hole!!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:16:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 10:20:16 AM EST by Bigfeet]
Oh shit


Bigfeet


Edited to hotlink. Edited to remove link. Sorry guys.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:19:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 10:19:18 AM EST by Admiral_Crunch]
Grape Nuts =

Taco Bell =

1 for 2 ain't bad.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:19:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:19:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 10:19:47 AM EST by cmjohnson]
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:19:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I haad a big bowl of Grape Nuts for breakfast this morning.

I then had Taco Bell for lunch.

I think I am in for a hell of a ride.




Yeah, a ride on the porcelain bus!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:20:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 10:21:21 AM EST by DigDug]
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:20:37 AM EST
Hey, here's a thought...

White Castle for dinner!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:21:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By Bigfeet:
Oh



Bigfeet


Edited to hotlink.



I would suggest you edit your post, as it might get you in a lot of trouble. Serious.



Damn, I though I caught it fast enough...
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:30:45 AM EST
don't point that thing at anyone, when you fart those grape nuts may come out like buckshot.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:41:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:43:46 AM EST
Ever since I had Grape-nuts one morning and threw it up in my dad's van (he ws PISSED), I can't really eat them anymore. That was when I was 9.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:43:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I haad a big bowl of Grape Nuts for breakfast this morning.

I then had Taco Bell for lunch.

I think I am in for a hell of a ride.



Now add a habenero bean dip for supper.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:51:57 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:53:00 AM EST
Thank you so much...I'm about to have dinner
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 10:54:17 AM EST
Please, have the common cortesy to warn the guys at the Waste Water Treatment Plant. Otherwise you may overload their system.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 12:20:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 1:10:11 PM EST
Man, don't be around any open flames when it decides to let go.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 1:12:29 PM EST
I have a similar reaction if I have Taco Bell and Outback on the same day. The last time these two volatile chemicals teamed up in my intestines, I ended up sleeping alone.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 1:13:33 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 8:44:59 PM EST by warp_asylum]
.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 1:33:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 1:33:49 PM EST by wildearp]
Eat a bowl of ice cream and then have 2 bloody beers. Wear eye and ear protection........
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 1:36:01 PM EST
Run for the border....quick!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 1:37:00 PM EST
Shove two up your bung-hole and post about it in the morning.

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:30:24 PM EST
The only reliable antidote is eating all of the the following as soon as possible..
1. 2 cans kippered herring snack
2. 6 pickled eggs
3. 1 large bowl boiled cabbage
4. 1 qt. prune juice.

Good luck and stay the fuck away from Arizona for the next 48 hrs.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:35:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I haad a big bowl of Grape Nuts for breakfast this morning.

I then had Taco Bell for lunch.

I think I am in for a hell of a ride.



T to the M to the I...
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:38:41 PM EST
Put on some goggles, strap yourself onto that toliet, and let er' rip!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:44:16 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 2:47:08 PM EST by Colt_SBR]




Sgtar15, eat your heart out. I beat you to it.

Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:45:06 PM EST
Holy crap, Batman.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:48:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 2:50:15 PM EST by Colt_SBR]




Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:58:56 PM EST
They still make grapenuts? I havn't eaten any of that shit since I was a kid. That stuff is rock hard and unchewable, WTF?
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:59:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:03:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:07:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:18:48 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:26:15 PM EST
Grapenuts... ptooy. Fucking pea gravel.

You have to put the milk on it the night before so it's soft enough to eat by morning.

DigDug... you're in for a ride.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 4:00:09 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 4:13:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 6:10:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By P806:



That works great. The only problem is, days after, the few dumps you take after using it looks like tar.

Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 7:45:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 7:50:06 AM EST
I'd suggest a cigar and a pot of coffee.

BTW, WTF is up with grapenuts? No grapes, no nuts. I don't get it.
Top Top