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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:07:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:10:22 AM EDT
Ick, thanks for sharing.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:10:33 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 11:11:42 AM EDT by olyarms]
? I don't know that would clog me up for a few days,

BTW: How could you go from a great breakfast to an awful lunch.

Oh yeah jk
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:11:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:12:59 AM EDT
Some people haven't even eaten today. Think about that.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:13:43 AM EDT
Fire in the Hole!!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:16:26 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 11:20:16 AM EDT by Bigfeet]
Oh shit


Bigfeet


Edited to hotlink. Edited to remove link. Sorry guys.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:19:02 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 11:19:18 AM EDT by Admiral_Crunch]
Grape Nuts =

Taco Bell =

1 for 2 ain't bad.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:19:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:19:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 11:19:47 AM EDT by cmjohnson]
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:19:56 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I haad a big bowl of Grape Nuts for breakfast this morning.

I then had Taco Bell for lunch.

I think I am in for a hell of a ride.




Yeah, a ride on the porcelain bus!!!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:20:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 11:21:21 AM EDT by DigDug]
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:20:37 AM EDT
Hey, here's a thought...

White Castle for dinner!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:21:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:

Originally Posted By Bigfeet:
Oh



Bigfeet


Edited to hotlink.



I would suggest you edit your post, as it might get you in a lot of trouble. Serious.



Damn, I though I caught it fast enough...
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:30:45 AM EDT
don't point that thing at anyone, when you fart those grape nuts may come out like buckshot.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:41:36 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:43:46 AM EDT
Ever since I had Grape-nuts one morning and threw it up in my dad's van (he ws PISSED), I can't really eat them anymore. That was when I was 9.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:43:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I haad a big bowl of Grape Nuts for breakfast this morning.

I then had Taco Bell for lunch.

I think I am in for a hell of a ride.



Now add a habenero bean dip for supper.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:51:57 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:53:00 AM EDT
Thank you so much...I'm about to have dinner
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 11:54:17 AM EDT
Please, have the common cortesy to warn the guys at the Waste Water Treatment Plant. Otherwise you may overload their system.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 1:20:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:10:11 PM EDT
Man, don't be around any open flames when it decides to let go.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:12:29 PM EDT
I have a similar reaction if I have Taco Bell and Outback on the same day. The last time these two volatile chemicals teamed up in my intestines, I ended up sleeping alone.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:13:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 9:44:59 PM EDT by warp_asylum]
.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:33:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 2:33:49 PM EDT by wildearp]
Eat a bowl of ice cream and then have 2 bloody beers. Wear eye and ear protection........
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:36:01 PM EDT
Run for the border....quick!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 2:37:00 PM EDT
Shove two up your bung-hole and post about it in the morning.

Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:30:24 PM EDT
The only reliable antidote is eating all of the the following as soon as possible..
1. 2 cans kippered herring snack
2. 6 pickled eggs
3. 1 large bowl boiled cabbage
4. 1 qt. prune juice.

Good luck and stay the fuck away from Arizona for the next 48 hrs.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:35:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DigDug:
I haad a big bowl of Grape Nuts for breakfast this morning.

I then had Taco Bell for lunch.

I think I am in for a hell of a ride.



T to the M to the I...
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:38:41 PM EDT
Put on some goggles, strap yourself onto that toliet, and let er' rip!
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:44:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 3:47:08 PM EDT by Colt_SBR]




Sgtar15, eat your heart out. I beat you to it.

Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:45:06 PM EDT
Holy crap, Batman.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:48:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/2/2004 3:50:15 PM EDT by Colt_SBR]




Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:58:56 PM EDT
They still make grapenuts? I havn't eaten any of that shit since I was a kid. That stuff is rock hard and unchewable, WTF?
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 3:59:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 4:03:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 4:07:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 4:18:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 4:26:15 PM EDT
Grapenuts... ptooy. Fucking pea gravel.

You have to put the milk on it the night before so it's soft enough to eat by morning.

DigDug... you're in for a ride.
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 5:00:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 5:13:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/2/2004 7:10:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By P806:



That works great. The only problem is, days after, the few dumps you take after using it looks like tar.

Colt_SBR
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:45:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2004 8:50:06 AM EDT
I'd suggest a cigar and a pot of coffee.

BTW, WTF is up with grapenuts? No grapes, no nuts. I don't get it.
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