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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:07:14 AM EDT
I haad a big bowl of Grape Nuts for breakfast this morning.
I then had Taco Bell for lunch. I think I am in for a hell of a ride. 
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:10:22 AM EDT
[#1]
Ick, thanks for sharing.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:10:33 AM EDT
[#2]
? I don't know that would clog me up for a few days,
 BTW: How could you go from a great breakfast to an awful lunch. Oh yeah   jk
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:11:39 AM EDT
[#3]
You're going to blow your ass out dude.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:12:59 AM EDT
[#4]
Some people haven't even eaten today. Think about that.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:13:43 AM EDT
[#5]
Fire in the Hole!!!!
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:16:26 AM EDT
[#6]
Oh shit
Bigfeet Edited to hotlink. Edited to remove link. Sorry guys. |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:19:02 AM EDT
[#7]
Grape Nuts =
 Taco Bell =  1 for 2 ain't bad. |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:19:03 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:19:10 AM EDT
[#9]
Mt. St. Helens is going to fart again soon, too. Like it did yesterday. Any connection? CJ |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:19:56 AM EDT
[#10]
Yeah, a ride on the porcelain bus!!! 
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:20:22 AM EDT
[#11]
Thank you bigfeet.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:20:37 AM EDT
[#12]
Hey, here's a thought...
White Castle for dinner! |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:21:43 AM EDT
[#13]
Damn, I though I caught it fast enough... |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:30:45 AM EDT
[#14]
don't point that thing at anyone, when you fart those grape nuts may come out like buckshot.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:41:36 AM EDT
[#15]
have you preped the delivery room properly?
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:43:46 AM EDT
[#16]
Ever since I had Grape-nuts one morning and threw it up in my dad's van (he ws PISSED), I can't really eat them anymore. That was when I was 9.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:43:48 AM EDT
[#17]
Now add a habenero bean dip for supper. 
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:51:57 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm thinking about buffalo wings and jalapeno poppers for supper.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:53:00 AM EDT
[#19]
Thank you so much...I'm about to have dinner
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Posted: 10/2/2004 11:54:17 AM EDT
[#20]
Please, have the common cortesy to warn the guys at the Waste Water Treatment Plant. Otherwise you may overload their system.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 1:20:59 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2004 2:10:11 PM EDT
[#22]
Man, don't be around any open flames when it decides to let go.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 2:12:29 PM EDT
[#23]
I have a similar reaction if I have Taco Bell and Outback on the same day. The last time these two volatile chemicals teamed up in my intestines, I ended up sleeping alone.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 2:13:33 PM EDT
[#24]
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Posted: 10/2/2004 2:33:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Eat a bowl of ice cream and then have 2 bloody beers. Wear eye and ear protection........
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Posted: 10/2/2004 2:36:01 PM EDT
[#26]
Run for the border....quick!
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Posted: 10/2/2004 2:37:00 PM EDT
[#27]
Shove two up your bung-hole and post about it in the morning.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 3:30:24 PM EDT
[#28]
The only reliable antidote is eating all of the the following as soon as possible..
1. 2 cans kippered herring snack 2. 6 pickled eggs 3. 1 large bowl boiled cabbage 4. 1 qt. prune juice. Good luck and stay the fuck away from Arizona for the next 48 hrs. 
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Posted: 10/2/2004 3:35:16 PM EDT
[#29]
T to the M to the I... |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 3:38:41 PM EDT
[#30]
Put on some goggles, strap yourself onto that toliet, and let er' rip!
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Posted: 10/2/2004 3:44:16 PM EDT
[#31]
  Sgtar15, eat your heart out. I beat you to it. Colt_SBR |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 3:45:06 PM EDT
[#32]
Holy crap, Batman.
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Posted: 10/2/2004 3:48:34 PM EDT
[#33]
  Colt_SBR |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 3:58:56 PM EDT
[#34]
They still make grapenuts? I havn't eaten any of that shit since I was a kid. That stuff is rock hard and unchewable, WTF?
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Posted: 10/2/2004 3:59:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2004 4:03:15 PM EDT
[#36]
all you need now is hemmoroids to complete the trifecta!
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Posted: 10/2/2004 4:07:02 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2004 4:18:48 PM EDT
[#38]
I'm sure it will pass...I hope everything comes out alright for ya.
Scratch grape-nuts from the shopping list...just eat some kitty litter...without the meatballs. |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 4:26:15 PM EDT
[#39]
Grapenuts... ptooy. Fucking pea gravel.
You have to put the milk on it the night before so it's soft enough to eat by morning. DigDug... you're in for a ride. |
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Posted: 10/2/2004 5:00:09 PM EDT
[#40]
Arrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!
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Posted: 10/2/2004 5:13:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/2/2004 7:10:41 PM EDT
[#42]
That works great. The only problem is, days after, the few dumps you take after using it looks like tar. Colt_SBR |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 8:45:45 AM EDT
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As seen on foxnews.com
Level 3 Alert DigDug Ready to Blow Government officials, warning of imminent major eruption, clear hundreds of visitors from area • DigDug Cam • Thousands of Tourists Flock to DigDug • Fast Facts: DigDug |
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Posted: 10/3/2004 8:50:06 AM EDT
[#44]
I'd suggest a cigar and a pot of coffee.
BTW, WTF is up with grapenuts? No grapes, no nuts. I don't get it. |
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