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Posted: 10/14/2004 1:15:46 AM EDT
I just went outside to have a smoke...


I was looking up at the stars and decided that I needed to take a leak. In the process I sneezed and the smoke fell out of my mouth and landed on the top of my head ( not the one that has ears).


Not bleeding, but it is starting to turn really red...

I think Im going to take a swig of JD and goto bed!

BTW, Happy 20,000th to you sarge!
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:16:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:17:23 AM EDT
Ow bet you wont make that mistake again.

Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:18:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:22:53 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:29:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 1:29:41 AM EDT by Synister1]
ouch. put some burn creme on it and leave it alone.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:39:16 AM EDT
hahaha, you got a hot cock on your hands.

All fun aside, sucks to be you. Nomuch you can do. But then again I don't think many people have dropper a cig on their head.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:45:22 AM EDT
Slam it in a car door !!!
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:47:37 AM EDT
Who needa Vaigra stick it in a hornets nest.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:49:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Who needa Vaigra stick it in a hornets nest.


Just put an ice pic in it. Then cut it off at the handle

The visuals are great, just imagine it.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:55:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By olyarms:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Who needa Vaigra stick it in a hornets nest.


Just put an ice pic in it. Then cut it off at the handle

The visuals are great, just imagine it.



Hmm, long way or short way? And you better specify what is to be cut off at the handle while you're at it.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:05:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:09:14 AM EDT
If you feel the need to sneeze, TAKE THE DAMN CIGARETTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

Penis-burns suck. Granted, the worst that ever happened to mine was a blown-out matchhead getting touched to it (don't ask. I won't tell you how), just on the foreskin, not the actual head, and that hurt like a sonofabitch.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:12:50 AM EDT
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:12:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Synister1:
ouch. put some burn creme on it and leave it alone.



Hey hey hey, not THAT much... ewww...

Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:16:17 AM EDT
Damn, I hate when that happens
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:16:38 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:30:52 AM EDT
Take it to the hospital with the hottest looking nurses in the ER and have them kiss it and make it feel better.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 2:48:31 AM EDT
[Red Foreman]Dumbass![/Red Foreman]
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:11:39 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:19:23 AM EDT
Dude you should know better.

Didn't you ever hear George Carlin say "If you sneeze while taking a piss, you'll blow your asshole out!!"
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:24:59 AM EDT
Amputation ----------------- the only course of action that is safe.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:27:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/14/2004 3:28:17 AM EDT by sgtar15]
So......


Did you blow on it after the cigerette landed on it?

Di­d you like it?


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:55:13 PM EDT
Don't ya know smoking is bad for your health.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 12:59:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By R-32:
I just went outside to have a smoke...


I was looking up at the stars and decided that I needed to take a leak. In the process I sneezed and the smoke fell out of my mouth and landed on the top of my head ( not the one that has ears).


Not bleeding, but it is starting to turn really red...

I think Im going to take a swig of JD and goto bed!

BTW, Happy 20,000th to you sarge!



That is some funny shit!
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:03:32 PM EDT
Damn...I'll bet he's sore right now...

Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:05:06 PM EDT
That'll leave a mark!




+ 1 on not sharing EVERYTHING on this board.
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:07:26 PM EDT
It'll buff right out!
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:08:25 PM EDT

You think that's bad? One time I was pissing behind a customer's house and heard them coming from around the corner. So, in haste I yanked my zipper up, shearing it in half but just dangling on enough to make it to the hospital for emergency surgery.

Pamela just hasn't looked the same ever since, or is it me?





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<­BR>

j/k
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 1:11:29 PM EDT
Pics?


Originally Posted By R-32:
I just went outside to have a smoke...


I was looking up at the stars and decided that I needed to take a leak. In the process I sneezed and the smoke fell out of my mouth and landed on the top of my head ( not the one that has ears).


Not bleeding, but it is starting to turn really red...

I think Im going to take a swig of JD and goto bed!

BTW, Happy 20,000th to you sarge!

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