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Posted: 6/15/2009 2:32:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 2:34:23 PM EST by Kalahnikid]


I work for a natural resources division and my actual job is building wildlife habitat but sometimes we get called into special projects. Today was a special goose day.

So this morning there are about 15 people standing in a circle next to a lake and the local Biologist told us we would be sexing geese, I just fucking lost it almost rolling on the ground laughing so hard. I had 14 people looking at me like I was a retard.

I wanted to tell them why I was laughing, I really did. But they already thought I was enough of a retard, so I let it go.

I'll tell ya what though, I found that after you catch them (you hold them by their wing roots) if you tuck their head up under their wing to where they cant see anything, they'll stop squaking and fighting with you. I couldnt help but think..."Yeah, I bet if you had their head down in a drawer they would calm down.

Arfcom has warped me.

(And my sincere apologies to you know who, I shouldnt have brought it up again but this was just too damn funny.)
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:34:18 PM EST
Sexing geese.....how very arfcommy.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:36:49 PM EST
This is something you can't un-remember. Kalahnikid's experience with "sexing geese."

I see epicness in 3...2...1
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:37:36 PM EST
IBDK_Prof
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:38:36 PM EST
No drawers? 6/10
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:39:21 PM EST
DK prof has robbed me of my innocence.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:39:45 PM EST
Originally Posted By Raoc:
IBDK_Prof


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:40:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:

I work for a natural resources division and my actual job is building wildlife habitat but sometimes we get called into special projects. Today was a special goose day.



This was were I started laughing.

IBDK

Needs more dresser!
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:41:24 PM EST
Small tool?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:41:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By RC-1136:
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:

I work for a natural resources division and my actual job is building wildlife habitat but sometimes we get called into special projects. Today was a special goose day.



This was were I started laughing.

IBDK

Needs more dresser!


What? Special Goose Day?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:42:50 PM EST
The-Flying-Dutchman
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:43:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By RC-1136:
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:

I work for a natural resources division and my actual job is building wildlife habitat but sometimes we get called into special projects. Today was a special goose day.



This was were I started laughing.

IBDK

Needs more dresser!


Yup!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:43:51 PM EST

Hey, Some people juggle geese.....


OMG they make a shirt.........

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:47:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:49:04 PM EST
Well, did you get to ruffle a couple feathers that day?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:50:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By Kalahnikid:
I spent my morning sexing geese


Isn't that against the law
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:55:54 PM EST
Did you get to be the boy or the girl?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 2:57:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:52:54 PM EST
Was it good for you?



When I was a kid, I helped our local Ducks Unlimited chapter round up geese a couple of summers. I didn't play with their hoohoo dillys though, I just helped catch em.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:55:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 3:58:14 PM EST
Biologists are perverts. Were they danes?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:03:06 PM EST
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Somehow I knew I would be mentioned repeatedly in a thread like this.




Were you his partner
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:18:01 PM EST
In on one...

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:20:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/15/2009 5:21:12 PM EST by Lancair]
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Somehow I knew I would be mentioned repeatedly in a thread like this.


It's only because we love you, but in a way that doesn't involve a dresser.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:23:16 PM EST


Forgot the "Are"
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:23:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Somehow I knew I would be mentioned repeatedly in a thread like this.





You knew it was bound to happen sooner or later.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:25:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:26:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:31:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:37:02 PM EST
in on one
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:41:54 PM EST
Mr. Rowe?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:53:09 PM EST
Originally Posted By 4v50:
Biologists are perverts. Were they danes?


Probably, they all got poop on them. (scat play enthusiasts)
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 5:55:04 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:39:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By THEBAUMER:



Damn you beat me to it.

so i'll just leave this here.


Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:40:39 PM EST
didnt dirty jobs do something like this?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:41:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By brokenyapper:
didnt dirty jobs do something like this?

broken your avatar is perfect for this thread.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:43:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By raysheen:
No drawers? 6/10


Exactly what i was thinking. Did said conduct involve drawers?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:44:11 PM EST
Since it bears repeating...

Artists conception of the result of unholy fowl sex....






"You want to put my head in a drawer and stick your what in my where?

That's what I thought you said...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"




HELP!!! HELP!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!!!

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:44:48 PM EST
Goosing geese.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 6:47:05 PM EST

I don't guess ribbed condoms would apply in this situation, would they?

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 4:39:14 AM EST
To the Goosemobile!

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 4:44:23 AM EST


Can't blame you –– I would have slipped into hysterics, too.

_MaH
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 4:53:53 AM EST
LOL. Been there, done that. Some of the big ganders will give you a workout before you get ahold of them good.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:07:55 AM EST
Pretty sure we have heard this one before.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:23:12 AM EST
Yay!

I was wondering when I could use this again.

Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:25:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:27:34 AM EST
Did any of them yell something that sounded like "aflac"?
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:43:34 AM EST
Jeebus...
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:45:54 AM EST
I prefer to eat them, but maybe that's just me.
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:46:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2009 5:50:11 AM EST
Wow!
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