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Posted: 2/16/2012 5:35:17 PM EDT
We all know that cars are to have female names.

What are the admissible variances from this rule? I just got the wife a new car and she is having trouble coming up with a name. She loves Alice In Wonderland and is contemplating naming it The Jabberwocky. The Jabberwocky was definitively a male, however.

Conundrum.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:37:06 PM EDT
Christine is a female name. Just sayin.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:38:00 PM EDT
kcolg30 calls his car... AUDI
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:39:16 PM EDT
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:39:18 PM EDT
I think it would have more to do with what type of car it is.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:39:47 PM EDT
Charlene, sir!
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:40:25 PM EDT
IRENE
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:40:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66


I forgot the rules.



Yeah yeah yeah, the barber missed a spot.

Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
I think it would have more to do with what type of car it is.


An '08 RAV4.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:41:40 PM EDT
Glad to see my wife isn't the only one who does this. Her last car was named Daisy. The old van she had before that was named Lucille. Our compact pickup is named Fred.

The Camry, being totally devoid of soul, is thus far nameless.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:42:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By andrasik:
Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66


I forgot the rules.

http://i.imgur.com/qFIzj.jpg

Yeah yeah yeah, the barber missed a spot.

Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
I think it would have more to do with what type of car it is.


An '08 RAV4.


I think Jabberwocky would fit. The rav.......


Or her husband.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:42:54 PM EDT
Katrina


and nice Iceman costume.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:43:26 PM EDT
Name her RAVen!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:43:59 PM EDT
I didn't name my car, but I don't see it as a "female" like most people do. It's a guy. If I was to name it, I'd give a guy name.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:44:00 PM EDT
The ones in our collection are Blue Meanie, Jedi, and Bessie Lou.

None make any sense unless you know more about the car.

Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:44:36 PM EDT
Peggy or Joyce
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:44:38 PM EDT
Call it

"THE WHORE"

and put yourself inside her, every morning.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:45:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66

let's be clear, i'd like pics of wife


Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:46:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
Originally Posted By andrasik:
Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66


I forgot the rules.

http://i.imgur.com/qFIzj.jpg

Yeah yeah yeah, the barber missed a spot.

Originally Posted By stutzcattle:
I think it would have more to do with what type of car it is.


An '08 RAV4.


I think Jabberwocky would fit. The rav.......


Or her husband.


It's about 4-5" taller now. Might have to name the mohawk the Jabberwocky and tell her it's already taken.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:46:55 PM EDT
Name it marmalade.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:49:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By offroader1006:
Katrina


and nice Iceman costume.


Thats my name....
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:50:09 PM EDT
I've always called my cars "My fucking car".

YMMV
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 5:59:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2012 5:59:40 PM EDT by offroader1006]
my truck's name is Ron, because my truck has balls
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:00:10 PM EDT
I don't name my cars...



I have testicles.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:00:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Bassgasm:
I don't name my cars...



I have testicles.


Do they hang from your truck?!
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:00:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Loki41872:
Call it

"THE WHORE"

and put yourself inside her, every morning.


Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:01:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2012 6:04:13 PM EDT by Super_Duty_John]
Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
We will need pics before we can give out any real help!

BigDozer66


This and what kind of car.

After seeing the picture....how about Floyd.
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:02:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Loki41872:
Call it

"THE WHORE"

and put yourself inside her, every morning.


Link Posted: 2/16/2012 6:53:05 PM EDT
Mongo
Link Posted: 2/16/2012 7:04:35 PM EDT
Nice pearl necklace.........
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