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Posted: 10/3/2014 9:59:28 PM EST
So I'm in Orlando this week and take my sister and her boyfriend out to dinner with my wife and kids. Sister suggests Millers Ale House on International Drive. Monday night ( raining lightly) we head out around 7pm.

Parking lot is half full. We park and walk up. Up next to the side of the restaurant, a black Dodge Magnum wagon is parked on the sidewalk in front of the side entrance/ service gate. Black paint job, giant pearl gray 'Punisher' skull three feet across on the hood. Skulls one foot wide on both front doors. Florida license plate reads 'Punsher'

Rear windshield glass has in big white block letters...(wait for it)...

"NAVY SEAL. SEAL TEAM SIX."

I was bitterly upset that my cell battery was drained after a day in the park and I couldn't take a picture. I looked inside the restaurant for a guy in shorts, sandals and a Punisher t-shirt, but was unable to locate The Greatness that obviously drove that Dodge. My teenage son was laughing his ass off, he couldn't believe someone would get their vehicle painted in such a laughable manner. Only way it could have been funnier is if we went inside and saw Jesse Ventura sitting at a table.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:02:54 PM EST
Did he steal your cell phone
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:03:10 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2014 10:04:02 PM EST by Bud]


RIP
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:05:05 PM EST
Not one person had a working cell phone. Come on man.
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 10:09:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By corrosionguy:
Did he steal your cell phone
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Well played, Sir ! (golf clap)
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 11:05:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/3/2014 11:05:58 PM EST by stickfigure]
Link Posted: 10/3/2014 11:07:51 PM EST
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Originally Posted By stickfigure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBIogTTYsN4
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If you loved that, you'd really love this revisit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWpK0wsnitc
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 4:28:11 AM EST
I have seen this very car....
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 5:47:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/4/2014 5:49:18 AM EST by The_Punisher]
My car doesn't show up in photographs anyway.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 5:49:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By The_Punisher:
My car doesn't show up in photographs anyway.
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Awesome.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 5:52:38 AM EST
When you don't post pics, everyone get's a little more gay.

Why don't you think about that
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 5:59:30 AM EST
It's just Florida bro, just Florida.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 6:01:42 AM EST
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Originally Posted By HOSS72198:
Not one person had a working cell phone. Come on man.
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Link Posted: 10/4/2014 6:19:15 AM EST
ANY PICS
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 6:24:11 AM EST
This quote seemed relevant:

Lisa Simpson: "Radioactive Man wouldnt wear a shirt with his name and a picture of himself on it."

Millhouse: "He would on Halloween!"
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 6:27:09 AM EST
Hey guys, last night I saw two samsquatches making love. It was so hot.............sorry no pics
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 6:44:49 AM EST
Last night I saw fbho's (real) birth certificate and all of his college records. My supermodel girlfriend had borrowed my cell so no pics available sorrry
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 6:56:25 AM EST
I'm at Disney a few times a year.

If you like Millers go to Big River Grille and Brewing Works over at Boardwalk Hotel by Epcot. Better food, better beer and most of all you don't have to go to I Drive. Go around 8 and get a table by the window, you can see the fireworks from Epcot.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 6:59:57 AM EST
Good thing OP didn't try to take a picture of me or my car. It's a federal classified super felony to photograph me or my car. I would have killed you so bad if you had even tried to snap that pic. Dude you are so lucky I was with my Mom that night for ice cream sundae night. Seriously!
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 7:22:04 AM EST
Don't you guys know that the Punisher has invisibility.
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