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Posted: 4/7/2016 5:27:08 PM EDT
The day started with round 2 of a domestic in the projects.

He bashed her head with a piece of pipe last night.

She found him and slashed his throat good and deep.

Give her that one on points.


Then I'm backup on a domestic.

I see a dwarf (Dwarf?) with a full size hi cap 9mm open carried, walking to his car in the lot.

"Morning officer."

"How y'all doing?"


Next I pull up on a wreck.

2 Hondas, both with Tennessee tags.

2 very cute redheads standing outside.

"...You 2 know each other?"

Nope. What are the odds?


Finally, I'm working a wreck on the Interstate.

The lookyloos jam up traffic (of course) and BAM! another wreck.

Now I got to walk out in freeway traffic-not unlike wading into a bull elephant stampede-and shut down the blocked lanes.


What a beautiful, warm, sunny and windy spring day!

Sometimes this job is just

Other times it's got its'




Link Posted: 4/7/2016 5:38:38 PM EDT
Originally Posted By feudist:
The day started with round 2 of a domestic in the projects.

He bashed her head with a piece of pipe last night.


She found him and slashed his throat good and deep.


Give her that one on points.




Then I'm backup on a domestic.


I see a dwarf (Dwarf?) with a full size hi cap 9mm open carried, walking to his car in the lot.


"Morning officer."


"How y'all doing?"


Next I pull up on a wreck.


2 Hondas, both with Tennessee tags.


2 very cute redheads standing outside.


"...You 2 know each other?"


Nope. What are the odds?




Finally, I'm working a wreck on the Interstate.


The lookyloos jam up traffic (of course) and BAM! another wreck.


Now I got to walk out in freeway traffic-not unlike wading into a bull elephant stampede-and shut down the blocked lanes.




What a beautiful, warm, sunny and windy spring day!


Sometimes this job is just


Other times it's got its'









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thanks for what you do.
Link Posted: 4/7/2016 6:09:19 PM EDT
No Redhead pix ?
Link Posted: 4/7/2016 6:12:30 PM EDT
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No Redhead pix ?
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Link Posted: 4/7/2016 6:28:25 PM EDT
No dogs?
Link Posted: 4/7/2016 6:33:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By OTTOSEAR:
No Redhead pix ?

Dangit!


Link Posted: 4/7/2016 6:44:54 PM EDT
Never a dull moment, huh?

Stay safe.
Link Posted: 4/10/2016 3:00:23 PM EDT
Would have been better if he was using a mares leg as a crutch.
Link Posted: 4/10/2016 3:55:55 PM EDT
Was it a full size Keltec P3AT?...
Link Posted: 4/10/2016 3:58:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/10/2016 4:21:36 PM EDT
I prefer "little person" jerk!


Link Posted: 4/12/2016 7:44:42 AM EDT
Did you arrest the fuckwad who caused the second accident?
Link Posted: 4/12/2016 5:24:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mattf26:
Did you arrest the fuckwad who caused the second accident?
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Nah.

Wrote a report and sent him on his way.
Link Posted: 4/19/2016 4:42:36 PM EDT
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Did he look like this?
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