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The day started with round 2 of a domestic in the projects.
He bashed her head with a piece of pipe last night.
She found him and slashed his throat good and deep.
Give her that one on points.
Then I'm backup on a domestic.
I see a dwarf (Dwarf?) with a full size hi cap 9mm open carried, walking to his car in the lot.
"Morning officer."
"How y'all doing?"
Next I pull up on a wreck.
2 Hondas, both with Tennessee tags.
2 very cute redheads standing outside.
"...You 2 know each other?"
Nope. What are the odds?
Finally, I'm working a wreck on the Interstate.
The lookyloos jam up traffic (of course) and BAM! another wreck.
Now I got to walk out in freeway traffic-not unlike wading into a bull elephant stampede-and shut down the blocked lanes.
What a beautiful, warm, sunny and windy spring day!
Sometimes this job is just
Other times it's got its'