I respect my cat.

Posted: 10/7/2005 11:09:03 PM EDT

My cat is an alpha male. He has to beg for his food, but whenever he is not starving, he refuses to lick my hand. Tonight, he saw me coming. He decided to tell me to f@#k off when I demanded obedience from him. You know what? I was impressed. I'm the one with the food, he's the one with the growling stomach, and he held his ground.

Later, he decided he wanted food anyway, and rubbed on my leg to get fed. I knew what was up, that he was mad at me but hungry anyway and that he decided to lie to me to get his food. Good for him, I fed him.

He knew what he wanted and did what he had to do to get fed. That's an alpha male in my book.

Posted: 10/7/2005 11:13:01 PM EDT

[#1]

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My cat is an alpha male. He has to beg for his food, but whenever he is not starving, he refuses to lick my hand. Tonight, he saw me coming. He decided to tell me to f@#k off when I demanded obedience from him. You know what? I was impressed. I'm the one with the food, he's the one with the growling stomach, and he held his ground.

Later, he decided he wanted food anyway, and rubbed on my leg to get fed. I knew what was up, that he was mad at me but hungry anyway and that he decided to lie to me to get his food. Good for him, I fed him.

He knew what he wanted and did what he had to do to get fed. That's an alpha male in my book.

I like pie

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:17:35 AM EDT

[#2]

I got a brass burn on my forearm today from a .223 that ejected to where my arm was resting. It is about an inch long and hurt like a bitch, but I am proud of every millimeter.

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:20:05 AM EDT

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I got a brass burn on my forearm today from a .223 that ejected to where my arm was resting. It is about an inch long and hurt like a bitch, but I am proud of every millimeter.

FA 7.62 down the back of your collar will make you even prouder.

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:20:39 AM EDT

[#4]

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I got a brass burn on my forearm today from a .223 that ejected to where my arm was resting. It is about an inch long and hurt like a bitch, but I am proud of every millimeter.

I kind of irritated my palm today with heavy mouse action; I wear it like a battle wound.

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:22:34 AM EDT

[#5]

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I got a brass burn on my forearm today from a .223 that ejected to where my arm was resting. It is about an inch long and hurt like a bitch, but I am proud of every millimeter.

FA 7.62 down the back of your collar will make you even prouder.

OK, I was shooting a pistol wearing a ballcap and safety glasses. Brass was ejecting right over my head - pretty cool! Until one hit the underside of the brim, went behind my glasses and landed lip first on my eyeball (didn't get eye closed fast enough).

Ugh. I was just impressed that I put the pistol down before I started clawing at my face.

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:22:53 AM EDT

[#6]

There was something stuck in my toilet I had to plunge that thing about 40 + times... now cany blame me... i dont use that toilet... Wonder what it was???? Hmmmmm.

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:31:24 AM EDT

[#7]

xcddd 1 of my cats just typed that.

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:36:08 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
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I got a brass burn on my forearm today from a .223 that ejected to where my arm was resting. It is about an inch long and hurt like a bitch, but I am proud of every millimeter.

FA 7.62 down the back of your collar will make you even prouder.

OK, I was shooting a pistol wearing a ballcap and safety glasses. Brass was ejecting right over my head - pretty cool! Until one hit the underside of the brim, went behind my glasses and landed lip first on my eyeball (didn't get eye closed fast enough).

Ugh. I was just impressed that I put the pistol down before I started clawing at my face.

OUCH!

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:39:06 AM EDT

[#9]

No peak he is a pussy just like you,if he was an alpha cat ,you would have found little fur balls around the house from eating your gerbal!!!

An alpha cat doesn't rub against your leg ,he just waits till you enter the door(trips your ass)then streaks out the door with blueJay on his mind!

Bob

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:43:00 AM EDT

[#10]

the GFs cat copped an attitude with me last week when it sprayed my bike, seen her looking for it this morning when I stopped by to visit.

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:45:22 AM EDT

[#11]

Thats what I love about cats, they are just so different then a dog, and they do some weird and funny shit.

Posted: 10/8/2005 12:47:30 AM EDT

[#12]

Wife wanted me to mow the lawn. She knows this dog dont hunt much, so next thing I know I have cat rubbin on my dog leg. Cant beat cat rubbin on the dog ya know?

Damn lawn still aint mowed either.

Posted: 10/8/2005 1:22:37 AM EDT

[#13]

My cat is obedient, for the most part, even on a full stomach. She just has her moods sometimes, much like a woman, but after all, she is a girl.

Posted: 10/8/2005 1:37:42 AM EDT

[#14]

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My cat is obedient, for the most part, even on a full stomach. She just has her moods sometimes, much like a woman, but after all, she is a girl.

Obedient but can you make bitch mow the lawn?

Thats the question,and what about Drfrige's stoped up shitter?

Bob

Posted: 10/8/2005 1:59:02 AM EDT

[#15]

I love cats...

I think they taste best with a thai-peanut sauce, or maybe a little pineapple w/BBQ

Posted: 10/8/2005 2:04:43 AM EDT

[#16]

i'm having a cat burger right now.

Posted: 10/8/2005 2:06:51 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
i'm having a cat burger right now.

shut the fuck and answr your phone bitch!

dont you have some status checks to do or something?....

check you tty, I just sent you Warrant conformation on a guy with 3 hyphen's in his last name!

Posted: 10/8/2005 6:18:08 AM EDT

[#18]

CHINESE RESTAURANT!!!!!!!!

Posted: 10/8/2005 6:29:19 AM EDT

[#19]

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My cat is an alpha male. He has to beg for his food, but whenever he is not starving, he refuses to lick my hand. Tonight, he saw me coming. He decided to tell me to f@#k off when I demanded obedience from him. You know what? I was impressed. I'm the one with the food, he's the one with the growling stomach, and he held his ground.

Later, he decided he wanted food anyway, and rubbed on my leg to get fed. I knew what was up, that he was mad at me but hungry anyway and that he decided to lie to me to get his food. Good for him, I fed him.

He knew what he wanted and did what he had to do to get fed. That's an alpha male in my book.

Alpha male?

My friend, what you have there is an Alpha FEMALE.

An Alpha MALE would have jumped off of the refrigerator onto your head and bit you until you knelt down and filled his bowl with tuna.

You got played!

Posted: 10/8/2005 6:43:05 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
My cat is an alpha male. He has to beg for his food, but whenever he is not starving, he refuses to lick my hand. Tonight, he saw me coming. He decided to tell me to f@#k off when I demanded obedience from him. You know what? I was impressed. I'm the one with the food, he's the one with the growling stomach, and he held his ground.

Later, he decided he wanted food anyway, and rubbed on my leg to get fed. I knew what was up, that he was mad at me but hungry anyway and that he decided to lie to me to get his food. Good for him, I fed him.

He knew what he wanted and did what he had to do to get fed. That's an alpha male in my book.

That's no alpha male, that's a submissive male. Alpha male would have said fuck you and went and got his own meal, shit on the couch, and ambushed your ass.

We've got an alpha female. She will rub around your feet to get fed and if you ignore her or tell her that your out of cat food, she grabs your leg and bites the shit out of you just to remind you that being a smart ass at dinner time isn't appreceiated.

Posted: 10/8/2005 6:58:37 AM EDT

[#21]

Cats are a waste of perfectly good fur...

- georgestrings

Posted: 10/8/2005 7:01:40 AM EDT

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Cats are a waste of perfectly good fur...

- georgestrings

Good to see you back online, George!

Posted: 10/8/2005 7:05:58 AM EDT

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Cats are a waste of perfectly good fur...

- georgestrings

Good to see you back online, George!

Yeah, I really missed the place during my 'puter woes - thanks for checking in on me, BTW...

- georgestrings

Posted: 10/8/2005 7:08:34 AM EDT

[#24]

Who doesn't like a little pussy now and then?

Ooops, 'scuse me, Stoner Student for one.

Posted: 10/8/2005 7:13:24 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I love cats...

I think they taste best with a thai-peanut sauce, or maybe a little pineapple w/BBQ

R-32

Quoted:
i'm having a cat burger right now.

Citabria7GCBC

Quoted:
That's no alpha male, that's a submissive male. Alpha male would have said fuck you and went and got his own meal, shit on the couch, and ambushed your ass.

We've got an alpha female. She will rub around your feet to get fed and if you ignore her or tell her that your out of cat food, she grabs your leg and bites the shit out of you just to remind you that being a smart ass at dinner time isn't appreceiated.