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Posted: 3/8/2010 11:26:02 AM EDT
I was sitting out front of a nursing home while my wife was visiting her mother. I was in my truck with the windows rolled down when I noticed two nurses walking towards me. They were cutting up and laughing and I noticed one of them was wearing her Billy Bob teeth. I always keep mine in the console for easy access. I like messing with folks while I'm driving.

Anyhow, I put them in real fast and just as they get next to my passenger door, I learn over and say, "Hey Darlin." At that second I realize that it's her real chicklets. They're that fucked up. I swear the front top right one was an inch and a half long and stuck out at 45 degrees.

They both just looked at me like and kept walking.
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awesome!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:27:58 AM EDT
Don't get along too well with the mother-in-law?
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:28:30 AM EDT
Really how many people do you know walk around with joke teeth?
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:28:39 AM EDT
Get video next time.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:29:34 AM EDT
LOL
Hopefully they don't take it out on your mother-in-law!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:29:45 AM EDT
Well I have one almost as good especially in this day and age of PC. It is a beautiful day here in TN, 70 degress and I rode my motorbike to work. As I walked out the door for lunch I looked up at the sun and said 'Yeah baby!', then I looked across the parking lot at the cute girl who paused looking at me, I thought oh man I am so screwed, then she smiled and waved. I said I was just commenting on the weather, she smiled and shook her head. Man.......
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I stopped using the phrase "Redheaded stepchild" after I used it in the presence of a red headed associate at work. After he had left our company someone mentioned he was adopted.
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Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:32:02 AM EDT
Geez!!! That poor lady.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:32:06 AM EDT


Go back next week, without the teeth, and give her the card to a local orthodontist.
Tell her he can work miracles
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:32:55 AM EDT
toothin' at 45?
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Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:34:15 AM EDT
Oh my
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:35:05 AM EDT
You just hit on the !
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Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:35:14 AM EDT
Originally Posted By pro2nd:
LOL
Hopefully they don't take it out on your mother-in-law!


One can hope

I swear, I've never seen a more fucked up grill than hers. It made my Billy Bob teeth look like I had a great dental plan.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:36:31 AM EDT
you mean to say she could eat an apple through a fence?
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:37:09 AM EDT
Sometimes you can't make up the real good shit...
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:38:43 AM EDT
I lol'd.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:39:46 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lsujim:
Really how many people do you know walk around with joke teeth?


...and I hear they don't sell very well in Texas to begin with.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:40:54 AM EDT
Why do you have fake teeth in your car anyway?
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:42:38 AM EDT
That's what you call a bear trap.. you don't see it till you're in it
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:44:42 AM EDT
If I were you, I wouldn't set foot inside of that nursing home.

Ever.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:44:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lsujim:
Really how many people do you know walk around with joke teeth?


Dude... I live in a country where people visit the dentist less often than the undertaker.......... Over here he'd have been gang raped by 30 wimmins just for having teeth.

OP - You owe me one keyboard, a coffee and a clean shirt
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:47:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Why do you have fake teeth in your car anyway?

For the lulz odie.

The same reason I have a dolly parton wig in the trunk of my car, or used to.
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Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:48:28 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Agent_Funky:
Originally Posted By lsujim:
Really how many people do you know walk around with joke teeth?


Dude... I live in a country where people visit the dentist less often than the undertaker.......... Over here he'd have been gang raped by 30 wimmins just for having teeth.

OP - You owe me one keyboard, a coffee and a clean shirt


Stop it! You're giving the Brit bashers too much ammo!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:48:31 AM EDT
Hey at least you didn't mistake the side plate on a revolver for a crack in the frame

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Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:53:19 AM EDT
x 10
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 11:53:47 AM EDT

lol

thanks for the laugh
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:10:33 PM EDT
Awesome. well, at least now you have another reason to never set foot inside the nursing home!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:11:23 PM EDT
Careful, they'll shoot yer dawgs!


Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:23:39 PM EDT
Fuggit,

your avatar makes the story even funnier!


Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:25:07 PM EDT
Ouch. Hope the ma-in-laws insurance is paid up...
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:26:27 PM EDT
There is a guy at work that has a son with mental disabilities. I once commented something to him about being "retarded". It was one of those realize as it was coming out of my mouth, but too late to stop it things. I felt awful.
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Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:37:45 PM EDT
thats what happens when you dont go see the mom in law
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I was in a bar once a long time ago with a buddy of mine. We were hitting on these two women and shooting pool with them and I swore one of them had a booger hanging out of her nose. I mentioned something to her friend when she went to the bathroom. After she came back I looked closer and it was some kind of weird mole or something...just located in an odd place. The other girl asked her friend to follow her to the bar and I grabbed my friend and ran like hell. I told him why afterwards and he couldn't stop laughing. I was so fricken embarrassed.

You'd think I'd have learned to keep my mouth shut by now...but I'm still good at gnawing on my Keds.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:44:24 PM EDT
That is awesome!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:48:22 PM EDT
that's like asking a fat lady when she's having that baby.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:48:53 PM EDT
Doh!
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Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:53:37 PM EDT
I'd say you really put your foot in your mouth on that one, but there obviously wasn't room in there!
Link Posted: 3/8/2010 12:57:14 PM EDT
When the shit goes DOWAN!
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