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Posted: 9/10/2010 8:56:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:59:08 AM EDT
[#1]
I nominate this guy, what could go wrong?

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 8:59:19 AM EDT
[#2]
RAWR! I JUST DRANK 5 XL CANS OF ROCKSTAR AND ATE A GREEN TEA BUSH!!! HIRE ME!!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:00:28 AM EDT
[#3]


"I HEARD THAT ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING!!"


Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:02:01 AM EDT
[#4]
I'd vote for him just for the LOLs.  It would make going to boring county meetings very entertaining.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:04:29 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:06:06 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I nominate this guy, what could go wrong?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v477/DriftPunch/lil_jon.jpg


That guy is already one of obunghole czars.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:08:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:11:01 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:11:07 AM EDT
[#9]





I'M SORRY, BUT THIS IS A DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPE!!!



 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:13:51 AM EDT
[#10]
I heard it this AM on WBAP 820 , Dallas. Hall Jay was laughing so hard, I was afraid he'd stroke-out!

Several things come to mind...

decaf
prozak
handcuffs
padded rooms
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:18:13 AM EDT
[#11]
I made it to 55 seconds, then skipped ahead a little bit, then had to close it. I don't think the white stuff he put in his coffee was sugar...

I like how he had to reference his notes to remember his work experience and school records.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:18:20 AM EDT
[#12]
He's headed for a lock if he don't tone that shit down.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 9:20:35 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I heard it this AM on WBAP 820 , Dallas. Hall Jay was laughing so hard, I was afraid he'd stroke-out!

LOL!

I miss WBAP. Hal Jay - most recognizable laugh in Texas.

Do he and Dick Siegel still do Sam from Sales?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:34:08 AM EDT
[#14]
He's got my vote!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:37:31 AM EDT
[#15]



Mine's better
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:45:21 AM EDT
[#16]

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 10:48:33 AM EDT
[#17]
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:02:38 AM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:09:28 AM EDT
[#19]


Actually, she could stand to go a little lower than that.  


So first, I'm going to take some MAS-car-pony cheeeEEEEeeeese and rub it all over my...
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:11:48 AM EDT
[#20]
Drugs are bad, m-kay?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:16:01 AM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:21:20 AM EDT
[#22]
He studied rhetoric under Jessie Ventura
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:21:37 AM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:23:19 AM EDT
[#24]







ETA: Spud is on speed and appears relaxed compared to that freak.





 
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:25:14 AM EDT
[#25]
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:25:31 AM EDT
[#26]
I HAVE A BACHELORS IN SOCIOLOGY!!!!!! A BACHELORS IN HISTORY!!!!!!! A MASTERS IN PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!!  AND A MASTERS IN IN COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!   AND I WILL RIP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T NOMINATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!    RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111        RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!111111
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:25:44 AM EDT
[#27]
and a masters in COMMUNICATION!!!!
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:26:43 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O6bWb7oEuE
ETA: Spud is more relaxed on speed.
 


One of my all time favorite movies, but I have to watch it with subtitles.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:27:32 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
I HAVE A BACHELORS IN SOCIOLOGY!!!!!! A BACHELORS IN HISTORY!!!!!!! A MASTERS IN PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!!  AND A MASTERS IN IN COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!   AND I WILL RIP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T NOMINATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!    RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111        RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!111111

If he could deliver it in a commanding voice without hyperventilating and his voice breaking up like a teen in puberty he might actually succeed in making his speech sound impressive.

Unfortunately, that had all the grace of a spastic monkey fucking a football.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:33:43 AM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I HAVE A BACHELORS IN SOCIOLOGY!!!!!! A BACHELORS IN HISTORY!!!!!!! A MASTERS IN PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!!  AND A MASTERS IN IN COMMUNICATION!!!!!!!   AND I WILL RIP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T NOMINATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  RRRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!    RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111        RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!111111

If he could deliver it in a commanding voice without hyperventilating and his voice breaking up like a teen in puberty he might actually succeed in making his speech sound impressive.

Unfortunately, that had all the grace of a spastic monkey fucking a football.


Good point.  I actually expected him to burst into tears a couple times.

Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:36:09 AM EDT
[#31]
Gives howard dean a run for his money.

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Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:38:57 AM EDT
[#32]
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:39:18 AM EDT
[#33]
Does he have a nervous system disorder or something?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 11:56:39 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
What the fuck is wrong with him?


My first guess would be .... a lot.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 12:19:45 PM EDT
[#36]
Is he running for office or leading troops into battle?
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:39:45 PM EDT
[#37]
kap_x should re-record this speech.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:45:49 PM EDT
[#38]
Master's Degree in Communication.
Link Posted: 9/10/2010 1:49:35 PM EDT
[#39]
Did the crazy red head boy grow up and dye his hair?




Link Posted: 9/10/2010 7:31:22 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
Did the crazy red head boy grow up and dye his hair?


http://youtube.comedy.com/files/2010/01/ginger_kid.jpg



Link?  
Link Posted: 9/14/2010 7:36:01 PM EDT
[#41]
He's going to be on Red Eye tonight on Fox News, so set your DVRs
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