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Posted: 4/24/2014 5:43:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/24/2014 5:48:35 PM EDT by ColtXM177]













So, I'm walking into Trader Joe's and I notice a cute Asian woman outside polishing watermelons, OK.







I proceeded to shop and head toward the checkout when the cute Asian woman zooms up with her cart and gets ahead of me in line. She bolts away leaving her cart.







After about 6 stop and go's, running up and down isles and me advancing her cart, she is done. She thanked me for advancing her cart (which included 2 polished watermelons). I said "I like the way you shop!". She said "yeah, like workout!".

 
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:44:37 PM EDT
Ok.
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Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:44:58 PM EDT
Uh...pics?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:45:33 PM EDT
Wat?


What just happened? ... and what did you never say to a woman before?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:46:22 PM EDT

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:46:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bruins:
Wat?


What just happened? ... and what did you never say to a woman before?
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Ahhhhh, polishing the watermelon eh?   She wants you.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:47:31 PM EDT
What the fuck is this stupid bullshit?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:48:13 PM EDT
Wat
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:48:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bruins:
Wat?


What just happened? ... and what did you never say to a woman before?
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I think he was suggesting he's never had his Watermelons polished.

He might be bragging.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:48:22 PM EDT
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No blade@45= fail
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:48:50 PM EDT
0 is the new 1
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:49:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:51:53 PM EDT
GD, we are at the bottom. The rock bottom.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:52:33 PM EDT
uhh yeah you didnt get laid did you
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:09 PM EDT
Hey baby, you have girlfriend in Trader Joe?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:11 PM EDT
You write like she talks.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:13 PM EDT

Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:53:30 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:54:08 PM EDT
I have no idea what is going on here.  Did you get a number?  Stalk her license plate?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:54:43 PM EDT
Why didn't you offer to spit shine her melons for her?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:54:57 PM EDT
You really gotta quit with this fruit stuff man.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:55:06 PM EDT
By watermellons you mean bewbs right
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:55:25 PM EDT
Pics of Asian polishing her watermelons?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:55:48 PM EDT
WTF is wrong with you OP?  You should have snagged at least one of her watermelons for your fruit plate.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:56:14 PM EDT
Did you get her a fruit plate?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:56:27 PM EDT
So you didn't comment about her polished melons?  Prime opportunity for a double entendre and  you let it go by.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:57:08 PM EDT
what the fuck did I just read?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:57:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SquatchHunter:
Pics of Asian polishing her water milkmelons?
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Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:59:41 PM EDT
You talked to a female?


Link Posted: 4/24/2014 5:59:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ventilator:
What the fuck is this stupid bullshit?
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Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:00:05 PM EDT
Damn man. If this is a story you think is worth documenting on the internet, you need to get out a bit more.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:00:11 PM EDT
Is this thread racist?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:00:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bluetick357:
You really gotta quit with this fruit stuff man.
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Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:00:39 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Zenvo:


0 is the new 1
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Was going to post something similar.  

 
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Originally Posted By Tosis:


So you didn't comment about her polished melons?  Prime opportunity for a double entendre and  you let it go by.
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No shit.



It started as a cool story bro, but it ended up being a cool missed opportunity bro.



 
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:02:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bruins:
Wat?


What just happened? ... and what did you never say to a woman before?
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The first time he has talked to one
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:02:41 PM EDT
Nice melons!
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:03:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SamBram:
Damn man. If this is a story you think is worth documenting on the internet, you need to get out a bit more.
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LULZ this
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:04:21 PM EDT
And I am a stupid 13er.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:05:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bluetick357:
You really gotta quit with this fruit stuff man.
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^
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:06:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SamBram:
Damn man. If this is a story you think is worth documenting on the internet, you need to get out a bit more.
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I agree.  Your story is beyond banal...I actually feel a little bad for you.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:07:31 PM EDT
where's the "fuck" on your thread title?



i am disappoint.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:08:59 PM EDT
Needs more fruit plate.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:10:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ColtXM177:



So, I'm walking into Trader Joe's and I notice a cute Asian woman outside polishing watermelons, OK.

I proceeded to shop and head toward the checkout when the cute Asian woman zooms up with her cart and gets ahead of me in line. She bolts away leaving her cart.

After about 6 stop and go's, running up and down isles and me advancing her cart, she is done. She thanked me for advancing her cart (which included 2 polished watermelons). I said "I like the way you shop!". She said "yeah, like workout!".
 
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where to begin?

1) the fuck is a polished watermelon?  
2) fuck trader joes
3) what the fuck is a stop and go's?
4) what the fuck kind of fucking story is this?
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:15:16 PM EDT
Was her name Sue?

Does she sew upholstery for a weirdo who runs a chimpanzee garage?

Just wondering
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:18:06 PM EDT



Originally Posted By ColtXM177:




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So, I'm walking into Trader Joe's and I notice a cute Asian woman outside polishing watermelons, OK.










I proceeded to shop and head toward the checkout when the cute Asian woman zooms up with her cart and gets ahead of me in line. She bolts away leaving her cart.










After about 6 stop and go's, running up and down isles and me advancing her cart, she is done. She thanked me for advancing her cart (which included 2 polished watermelons). I said "I like the way you shop!". She said "yeah, like workout!".
 






 


is this her?








 
 
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:19:53 PM EDT
A woman at the grocery store today just started backing up into my basket.  I pulled my basket back a few feet then she saw me and said, "Oh, I'm sorry."  I said, "No problem.  I was watching you."  


I'm picking up what you're putting down, OP.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:21:25 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:22:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bruins:
Wat?


What just happened? ... and what did you never say to a woman before?
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This. I'm glad I'm not the only confused one.
Link Posted: 4/24/2014 6:22:57 PM EDT
fuckin mag dump
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