I had to go to the "big city" this morning to get a prostate cancer screening. As if this weren't bad enough, my mother got wind of this and she asked me, "Oh, while you're over there would you mind going to the (organic health food store) to get me some so-and-so and then would you mind going over so-and-so shopping center to find me a (cookware).

Ugh.

So after having to stand in line with a lot of other men to get poked, prodded, and a finger stuck up my ass I then have to go to the "Fag Row Shopping Center" (Pier 1, Bed Bath & Beyond, World Market, Starbucks, Panera, etc.) for the first requested errand.

Is it a requirement that every male Pier 1 has in its employ has to be a flaming turd burglar? Between that and having to be near throngs of skinny jean-wearing hipsters I thought I was going to throw up.

And then...I had to go to the belly of the liberal beast: THE ORGANIC HEALTH FOOD STORE. The smell of patchouli and Rachael Maddow was strong.

Good thing I was wearing my "Footprint of the American Chicken" T-shirt

Now somebody give me an I.V. of pure testosterone...STAT!!!!!

8/10 rant, needs more large font, all cap swearing. Maybe it was all the estrogen in the air and the shame of your earlier violation holding you back  



Seriously, hope your test comes back all clear.

Funny how KY throws your stride off isn't it?

Classy.



 

Would have told my mom that was woman's work and I wouldn't have anything to do with it
 

A strong dose of testemax may be able to fix things

Looks like you were ready for a hot beef injection.

"Testemax" ....ROTFLMAO!!!

My doctor just prescribed me a trip to the range to shoot many rounds and clean many guns. He also suggested I wear Hoppes No. 9 as an aftershave.

You shut your bitch mouth or I swear I will kick you in the fucking tits!

Now that's fast relief...

Fuck yourself!
lol



 

Buy a team membership and then you will have access to the Babe Of The Day forum.  That will restore your sensation of manliness after

one brief six hour visit.  





CJ

People always say pick your doctors by looking on line for complaints



Fuck That I look at their hands
and if they come from Aisa that is a plus

You know they shoot the testosterone in yer ass don't ya?

I don't know why you'd think Panera or World Market aren't manly.

"a flaming turd burglar"?



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