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Posted: 10/26/2010 12:53:45 PM EDT
I didn't want to dress up this year, but my girl just let me know last second that we have a Halloween costume party to go to, I really want to be a suicide bomber anyone know where I can buy a quick getup. I was going to string together some road flares with para-cord and make a fake TNT vest but I don't want to do the work and I don't know where you would buy a man dress to go under the tnt vest either. I think it would be easier to just get one pre-made anyone know where I can get one?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:00:21 PM EDT
[#1]
(Just my .02) but, you may get some unwanted attention with that costume. I dont know you but I'd probably knock your head off if i saw you wearing crap like that. (again just my .02)
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:00:44 PM EDT
[#2]
Dress as a Koran on fire.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:01:57 PM EDT
[#3]
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I was going to string together some road flares with para-cord



Um...it probably isn't a good idea to strap road flares on your person.  Just sayin'.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:05:19 PM EDT
[#4]
When you get arrested/beat up/shot, I'm going to file this under "play stupid games"
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:06:33 PM EDT
[#5]
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I was going to string together some road flares with para-cord



Um...it probably isn't a good idea to strap road flares on your person.  Just sayin'.


Oh no I think it sounds like a damn good idea

For the love of Harry's hammock please keep a video record if you are around a bonfire or other source of ignition.

kthxbye
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:07:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Not in good taste and dangerous in the wrong neighborhoods.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:07:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
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I was going to string together some road flares with para-cord



Um...it probably isn't a good idea to strap road flares on your person.  Just sayin'.



+1 especially since alcohol will most likely be involved someone in going home with a burnt chest/penis or both.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:08:04 PM EDT
[#8]



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I didn't want to dress up this year, but my girl just let me know last second that we have a Halloween costume party to go to, I really want to be a suicide bomber anyone know where I can buy a quick getup. I was going to string together some road flares with para-cord and make a fake TNT vest but I don't want to do the work and I don't know where you would buy a man dress to go under the tnt vest either. I think it would be easier to just get one pre-made anyone know where I can get one?


Why would you want to emulate a fucking shitstain suicide bomber?

 





Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:10:41 PM EDT
[#9]
Be careful on this one, you might end up with a few extra holes in you.



I know it's halloween and all, but I wouldn't take my chances if I were you.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:10:44 PM EDT
[#10]
-Shemaugh....
-Leather bomber jacket(no pun intended)
-4 day growth of beard or shoe polish
-toy AK

I(heart) democrats button on the jacket....


Watch liberals melt down whle trick or treating.....its quite fun.................
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:18:22 PM EDT
[#11]
meh, I've seen a bunch of people do this over the last couple years.  You'll be fine.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:22:06 PM EDT
[#12]

I'd google "How to build a suicide bomb vest" on a government computer.  Maybe even dash off a quick email to Anwar al-Awlaki while you're at it.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:22:19 PM EDT
[#13]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:23:46 PM EDT
[#14]
I would consider kicking the shit out of someone for that.

Guess it would depend on my mood at the time...
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:26:34 PM EDT
[#15]
FPNI,
When he ends up in a ER, he will be thinking, "This didn't go the way I planned"
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:31:44 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

I'd google "How to build a suicide bomb vest" on a government computer.  Maybe even dash off a quick email to Anwar al-Awlaki while you're at it.


Do you have his email?  I can't seem to find it in my address book.

BTW: There sure are a lot of tough guys on here today that want to beat up fake terrorists at halloween parties.

Boo.  Scared you didn't I?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 1:37:36 PM EDT
[#17]
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I'd google "How to build a suicide bomb vest" on a government computer.  Maybe even dash off a quick email to Anwar al-Awlaki while you're at it.


Do you have his email?  I can't seem to find it in my address book.

BTW: There sure are a lot of tough guys on here today that want to beat up fake terrorists at halloween parties.

Boo.  Scared you didn't I?


I am not a tough guy but I can easily see someone getting their ass kicked around here for that kind of stunt.

YMMV
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 2:49:20 PM EDT
[#18]
That may not be the smartest choice.

Rethink!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 2:51:47 PM EDT
[#19]
Photos and a recap of the night is maditory
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 2:56:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Well you see why I didn't do the road flare thing, and I'm not going far in this get up I'm going to Halloween party that is the staff of an elderly home 85% women. Also I'm a 6,2 combat vet who won't leave home with anything short of 36 rounds of 9mm and sometimes an additional 5 rounds of 38. special, pocket knife, and mace. I'm not trying to be an "internet badass" but I'm not worried about getting beat up, who's going to beat me up anyway an angry vet, I am an angry vet.

And why would I dress like that for Halloween you ask, because its hilarious. And I will wear a " I heart democrats!" button on my getup too if I end up pulling it off.

If I cant get a suicide bomber costume I'm going as a convict, toothbrush shank and all.

I also really wanted the Illegal Alien costume but I have heard they took it off the market while I was overseas, because  I can't find that anywhere either.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:00:34 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
I would consider kicking the shit out of someone for that.

Guess it would depend on my mood at the time...


Fox labs, google it. You might want to start spraying your eyes with it now to work up an endurance to it, other wise you don't have a chance guy.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:01:28 PM EDT
[#22]
I know a lot of people are saying it is in poor taste and you will get beat up, blah blah blah. It isn't like you are honoring hadji by dressing this way, you are disgracing and making fun of him. I dressed as Osama a few years ago for a party, and I received overwhelmingly positive responses from everyone because my costume was making fun of the goatfuckers. I actually had random people come up and take pictures with me who I didn't even know. Here are the ingredients:
1. Dirty sheet to wrap around you as a man dress
2. Old woodlands camo fatigue jacket
3. Toy ak painted brown and black. KEEP THE TIP ORANGE
4. Dirty bath towel wrapped around head.
5. Huge fake beard
6. Toy bandoleers crossed over jacket.

My friend who went as a bloody Dale Earnhardt almost got his ass worked, but I received no negativity and still get comments about it.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:02:07 PM EDT
[#23]
Ya gona get shot...

but post pics
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:02:30 PM EDT
[#24]
Should go over well...

 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:04:53 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
I'll regret this, but criminals have made fake tnt before with cut up broom handles and heavy red paper.



...and I'm off!

Aimless Ackbar!!!!!

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:05:45 PM EDT
[#26]
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I would consider kicking the shit out of someone for that.

Guess it would depend on my mood at the time...


Fox labs, google it. You might want to start spraying your eyes with it now to work up an endurance to it, other wise you don't have a chance guy.


internet tough guy vs internet tough guy

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:06:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Not in good taste and dangerous in the wrong neighborhoods.


Not that I'm condoning such behavior, but if the OP were to actually do this, and someone shot him for it thinking it was a real bomb, would the shooter be able to claim justified self defense? Shoot before in "bomb" range, "bad guy" dies and doesn't take anyone with him. Wearing a fake bomb sunds eerily similar to all the kids in the 80s that were shot by police for carrying toy guns.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:06:53 PM EDT
[#28]
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I would consider kicking the shit out of someone for that.

Guess it would depend on my mood at the time...


Fox labs, google it. You might want to start spraying your eyes with it now to work up an endurance to it, other wise you don't have a chance guy.


internet tough guy vs internet tough guy



I can't wait for them to start slapping and pulling hair.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:08:28 PM EDT
[#29]


Haha see that's funny.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:11:13 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
I know a lot of people are saying it is in poor taste and you will get beat up, blah blah blah. It isn't like you are honoring hadji by dressing this way, you are disgracing and making fun of him. I dressed as Osama a few years ago for a party, and I received overwhelmingly positive responses from everyone because my costume was making fun of the goatfuckers. I actually had random people come up and take pictures with me who I didn't even know. Here are the ingredients:
1. Dirty sheet to wrap around you as a man dress
2. Old woodlands camo fatigue jacket
3. Toy ak painted brown and black. KEEP THE TIP ORANGE
4. Dirty bath towel wrapped around head.
5. Huge fake beard
6. Toy bandoleers crossed over jacket.

My friend who went as a bloody Dale Earnhardt almost got his ass worked, but I received no negativity and still get comments about it.



Bloody Dale Earnhardt, I would have never thought of that.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:11:22 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
(Just my .02) but, you may get some unwanted attention with that costume. I dont know you but I'd probably knock your head off if i saw you wearing crap like that. (again just my .02)



Amen


Could open yourself up for an ass kicking
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:12:18 PM EDT
[#32]
Being a Jersey Shore guy would be awesome too, but I didn't want to do a fake tan, and I have blond hair so I didn't want to die my hair.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:13:10 PM EDT
[#33]
how about Steve Irwin with a bloody stingray hanging off your chest?
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:14:20 PM EDT
[#34]
In for the arrest story.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:15:03 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:


Being a Jersey Shore guy would be awesome too, but I didn't want to do a fake tan, and I have blond hair so I didn't want to die my hair.
NAAA... You don't want to do that.... even the libtards will shoot to kill then..!





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:15:42 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
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Not in good taste and dangerous in the wrong neighborhoods.


Not that I'm condoning such behavior, but if the OP were to actually do this, and someone shot him for it thinking it was a real bomb, would the shooter be able to claim justified self defense? Shoot before in "bomb" range, "bad guy" dies and doesn't take anyone with him. Wearing a fake bomb sunds eerily similar to all the kids in the 80s that were shot by police for carrying toy guns.


You're from fucking IOWA!!!!

Really.........REALLY?

Lot of people there, just like here, worried about Hadji blowing up town square.  C'mon, it's frickin' halloween.  He could dress up like someone from Iowa, but then he'd be lost and driving slow as shit in Nebraska.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:16:23 PM EDT
[#37]



Quoted:



Quoted:

(Just my .02) but, you may get some unwanted attention with that costume. I dont know you but I'd probably knock your head off if i saw you wearing crap like that. (again just my .02)






Amen





Could open yourself up for an ass kicking
More proof terrorist are winning.





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:17:49 PM EDT
[#38]
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I would consider kicking the shit out of someone for that.

Guess it would depend on my mood at the time...


Fox labs, google it. You might want to start spraying your eyes with it now to work up an endurance to it, other wise you don't have a chance guy.


internet tough guy vs internet tough guy



I can't wait for them to start slapping and pulling hair.




Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:19:14 PM EDT
[#39]
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:19:21 PM EDT
[#40]
Yeah I wouldn't have though there would be this many people on Arfcom claiming they would kick someones ass over the political correctness of a costume.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:19:59 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Not in good taste and dangerous in the wrong neighborhoods.


Like mine...

(the neighbors are 'touchy' about these things)
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:20:18 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Yeah I wouldn't have though there would be this many people on Arfcom whining about political correctness.


I think they're more worried about you getting fucking killed!
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:20:53 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
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Not in good taste and dangerous in the wrong neighborhoods.


Like mine...

(the neighbors are 'touchy' about these things)


Fuck em man, its a free country, exercise your rights or lose them.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:23:00 PM EDT
[#44]
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Yeah I wouldn't have though there would be this many people on Arfcom whining about political correctness.


I think they're more worried about you getting fucking killed!


Come on man, I'm going to a party of my girls friends, who are all care givers. Its not like I'm going bar hopping in this getup. Also I'm on Arfcom and you see my tank, chances are I probably carry at least   1 gun everywhere I go right, maybe more.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:24:58 PM EDT
[#45]
Would you ever dress up as a KKK guy or a Nazi?

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:25:05 PM EDT
[#46]



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Not in good taste and dangerous in the wrong neighborhoods.




Like mine...



(the neighbors are 'touchy' about these things)




Fuck em man, its a free country, exercise your rights or lose them.
Exactly don't let a bunch of douche canoe terrorist dictate your costume for Halloween.





 
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:47 PM EDT
[#47]
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Yeah I wouldn't have though there would be this many people on Arfcom whining about political correctness.


I think they're more worried about you getting fucking killed!


This is why I'm glad I don't live in an area with Rednecks. It's their patriotic duty to kill you for wearing a costume.

All that talk of upholding the constitution... it would be funny if it wasn't so said.

For what it's worth, I have a buddy who wore the same costume last year and people thought it was hilarious.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:26:58 PM EDT
[#48]
Quoted:
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Not in good taste and dangerous in the wrong neighborhoods.


Not that I'm condoning such behavior, but if the OP were to actually do this, and someone shot him for it thinking it was a real bomb, would the shooter be able to claim justified self defense? Shoot before in "bomb" range, "bad guy" dies and doesn't take anyone with him. Wearing a fake bomb sunds eerily similar to all the kids in the 80s that were shot by police for carrying toy guns.


You're from fucking IOWA!!!!

Really.........REALLY?

Lot of people there, just like here, worried about Hadji blowing up town square.  C'mon, it's frickin' halloween.  He could dress up like someone from Iowa, but then he'd be lost and driving slow as shit in Nebraska.

I'm not saying it's going to happen in Iowa, just that I remembering hearing on the news about kids carrying toy guns being shot. Even now, 9-11 and several bombing cases are fresh in some peoples' minds, there might be some guy out there nervous enough to shoot if he sees what looks like a suicide bomber. Shit, I've heard of teenage kids being shot for TPing a house, and I read about it right here on GD when residents of that town posted the newspaper article.
As for bombings in Iowa, I know of one just a couple years ago. Bomb shows up at a post office addressed to a woman. Man accused of sending it had been fired by her several years before, and supposedly she had a hand in him not getting some contract work the next year-now motive is established. Several inconsistencies in the case, one being security camera footage showing a short box pickup leaving when the package was dropped off. he had one of the same make and color, but a long box. Also, he had gunpowder suitable for making a bomb in his home. So do any of us who use blackpowder or reload for handgun calibers.
He was convicted of attempted murder and sentenced to 35 years. Currently under appeal due to the inconsistencies, my friend is his son in law, and lots of us believe he didn't do it. However, there was indeed a bomb in the post office that day, and a vehicle similar to his delivered it.

Point is, it doesn't have to be a big city of strategic significance for a bomb threat to be believed, or for a bomb to be placed there.

Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:28:50 PM EDT
[#49]
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Yeah I wouldn't have though there would be this many people on Arfcom whining about political correctness.


I think they're more worried about you getting fucking killed!


Come on man, I'm going to a party of my girls friends, who are all care givers. Its not like I'm going bar hopping in this getup. Also I'm on Arfcom and you see my tank, chances are I probably carry at least   1 gun everywhere I go right, maybe more.


I know lots of military and prior military guys that don't carry, and a couple that won't.  Doesn't mean jack.




Thanks for your service, by the way.
Link Posted: 10/26/2010 3:30:34 PM EDT
[#50]
Heres me last year.

I went all over Bourbon/Frenchman streets in New Orleans, and no cops shot or arrested me or whatever crazy stuff you ninnies are scared of.





Also I met some fellow terrorists

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