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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:47:54 PM EST
The wife has been really, really, I mean reeeeally pissed at me for the last couple days. Yesterday I took the kids to see the eclipse's totality two hours north of here to give her some alone time--I thought that was what she needed. Nope. Pissed as Hell when we got home. Even more pissed now.
I just now realized our anniversary was two days ago. I am such a fucking idiot. Thanks for listening. ETA because Rules: 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:48:52 PM EST
[#1]
His name was llanero
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:49:28 PM EST
[#2]
Does no one respect the rules anymore? I'd say you have make up sex to look forward to but with how you follow the rules for all I know you might be married to Caitlyn Jenner.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:49:41 PM EST
[#3]
looooooooooooooooooooooool
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:49:46 PM EST
[#4]
dibs on guns and AMMO
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:51:35 PM EST
[#5]
oh
my |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:51:36 PM EST
[#6]
you get a 9.5 for the "good daddy" part ...that usually enough to get me in good with the wife
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:51:50 PM EST
[#7]
Hmmm.
Yeah, I think you're going to have a hard time getting the shit back in the horse at this point. Good luck. Maybe start with flowers. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:52:27 PM EST
[#8]
Only one solution
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:52:32 PM EST
[#9]
LOL Good story for the grandkids...and never forgetting the eclipse date...
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:52:46 PM EST
[#10]
This fix will be expensive!
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:52:47 PM EST
[#11]
lol
i bet she downloaded tinder, pof and eharmony apps already |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:53:02 PM EST
[#12]
It's her fault for not reminding you the week before, the dumb card works sometimes.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:53:44 PM EST
[#13]
Say "hey, why you pissed?"
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:54:15 PM EST
[#14]
Meh. How many years married?
It's just another day. Surprise her some other random day throughout the year when she doesn't expect it |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:54:24 PM EST
[#15]
Wow. You essentially chose to focus on some dumb eclipse over your anniversary.
How ever you were probably thinking of the kids so that's a pass. As for her... Good luck buddy. Hope you have a very comfy couch. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:55:24 PM EST
[#16]
Here's what you do. Tell her you didn't forget your anniversary. You just didn't feel like celebrating such a shitty marriage. That'll make the last couple of days seem awesome by comparison.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:55:33 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Say "hey, why you pissed?" Her reply... "Nothing" |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:55:44 PM EST
[#18]
Lol.
You're fucked...or are you??? What did SHE get YOU?!?   
Quick, flip the script!!! 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:56:41 PM EST
[#19]
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Here's what you do. Tell her you didn't forget your anniversary. You just didn't feel like celebrating such a shitty marriage. That'll make the last couple of days seem awesome by comparison. 
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:57:31 PM EST
[#20]
Fuck dude. That was you on the hood of that mercedes?
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:57:36 PM EST
[#21]
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Lol. Her reply... "Nothing" Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Say "hey, why you pissed?" Her reply... "Nothing" When you ask what is wrong, and they say "nothing."  You know you done fucked up right? You know that right? |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 4:58:11 PM EST
[#22]
Just tell her that you love her so much that everyday is like your anniversary, or some such nonsense
Or buy her something expensive and beg forgiveness |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:00:17 PM EST
[#23]
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It's her fault for not reminding you the week before, the dumb card works sometimes. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:00:45 PM EST
[#24]
Go buy something nice. Have someone photoshop the receipt date to a week prior to the anniversary. Give her the gift now "you forgot our anniversary so I didn't want to embarrass you by giving you a gift on that day"
White lies are OK in this situation OP.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:01:26 PM EST
[#25]
Tell her you just realized the anniversary, apologize like you mean it then make it up to her. That is if you want to get laid anytime soon anyways.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:02:46 PM EST
[#26]
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Lol. You're fucked...or are you??? What did SHE get YOU?!?
Quick, flip the script!!! Heck yeah, go ask her how come SHE forgot to get YOU anything for your anniversary, yet she's mad at you. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:02:57 PM EST
[#27]
The damage has been done.. it will never be forgotten, but you need to minimize as much of the damage as possible.
This calls for something super special.. which includes any three combo of the following plus flowers, chocolate, and groveling. 1. Romantic weekend away(staycation, airbnb, fancy hotel) 2. Retardedly expensive dinner 3. Jewelry, not costume.. the real deal. What is her favorite gemstone, get some giant solitaire earrings or something 4. 2 hours of full body massage by you 5. Watch two super chick flicks, or 3 episodes of one of the follwing: bachelor, bachelorette, or real housewives of somewhere 6. Visit a minimum of two museums(air and spaces do not count) 7. A full on Musical, whichever one is going around now. ETA: Dont forget the actual anniversary year themed gifts... https://www.eternityrose.com/anniversary-gifts-by-year |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:03:05 PM EST
[#28]
You are not alone. A few years ago a bunch of us went on a golf trip. We were about 7 hours drive time from home, when one guys phone rang. It was his daughter, "Hey dad, did you forget your anniversary was today?"
He had that Oh shit look on his face. Gets off phone and then says, Oh no, that means her birthday was yesterday. The next phone call was very short.
That was 10 years ago, he is still married |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:03:35 PM EST
[#29]
Shit happens, she'll get over it.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:04:07 PM EST
[#30]
Regroup MFer, make her beg for more.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:04:18 PM EST
[#31]
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Fuck dude. That was you on the hood of that mercedes?
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:05:01 PM EST
[#32]
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Lol. Her reply... "Nothing" |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:05:23 PM EST
[#33]
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Only one solution This is likely one of them. Drop some coin and get her something very nice, that will always tell her how bad you felt about it, and she'll forgive you. Price of fucking up! LOL |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:05:45 PM EST
[#34]
Get some jewelry and tell her you had to wait for it. You wanted to surprise her. Or, tell her you were confused with the date you got together, if she believes that...good luck...
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:06:42 PM EST
[#35]
Tell her to knock off the nonsense. You thought of your kids and that's a good dad.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:06:56 PM EST
[#36]
ITT: We learn whose wives need to be bribed to have sex with them.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:08:13 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You are not alone. A few years ago a bunch of us went on a golf trip. We were about 7 hours drive time from home, when one guys phone rang. It was his daughter, "Hey dad, did you forget your anniversary was today?" He had that Oh shit look on his face. Gets off phone and then says, Oh no, that means her birthday was yesterday. The next phone call was very short.
That was 10 years ago, he is still married OP, we'll be here for you. If you still have a house and a computer and an internets, after she goes nuclear on ya.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:08:14 PM EST
[#38]
ehhhhh........i might have done that, a time......or two.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:08:15 PM EST
[#39]
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ITT: We learn whose wives need to be bribed to have sex with them. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:08:18 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
The damage has been done.. it will never be forgotten, but you need to minimize as much of the damage as possible. This calls for something super special.. which includes any three combo of the following plus flowers, chocolate, and groveling. 1. Romantic weekend away(staycation, airbnb, fancy hotel) 2. Retardedly expensive dinner 3. Jewelry, not costume.. the real deal. What is her favorite gemstone, get some giant solitaire earrings or something 4. 2 hours of full body massage by you 5. Watch two super chick flicks, or 3 episodes of one of the follwing: bachelor, bachelorette, or real housewives of somewhere 6. Visit a minimum of two museums(air and spaces do not count) 7. A full on Musical, whichever one is going around now. ETA: Dont forget the actual anniversary year themed gifts... https://www.eternityrose.com/anniversary-gifts-by-year
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:08:24 PM EST
[#41]
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Shit happens, she'll get over it. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:08:42 PM EST
[#42]
Just say oops, my bad, lets have anal sex.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:08:42 PM EST
[#43]
Man, am I happy I married a woman that no shit doesn't give a fuck about anniversaries or birthdays.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:09:28 PM EST
[#44]
why is it always the guy's responsibility to plan something? Tell her you're mad at her for not doing anything for your anniversary
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:09:34 PM EST
[#45]
Buenos suerte wey
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:09:51 PM EST
[#46]
If you buy her a new car she will forget instantly.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:10:10 PM EST
[#47]
Try this!
"Here is the deal...our wedding anniversary is a date on the calendar. A number, one out of 365 most years. I know the day we got married, I think about that day often, and how glad I am to be married to you. The fact that the day slipped by without me realizing it was a simple cognitive error, not an intentional act to be cruel or as a show of disrespect or disdain. I'm sorry I didn't realize what was going on for two days. But there is no need to be bitchy so lose the attitude. You could have wished me good tidings the same day you expected me to, but you didn't. So lets go get some take out and turn on Netflix. Love you!"
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:10:18 PM EST
[#48]
One year, me, my sister and my father all forgot my mothers birthday. ALL OF US. I have no idea how that happened but I can tell you it has never happened again.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:11:14 PM EST
[#49]
Maybe it's that time of the month. Go ask her.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 5:11:26 PM EST
[#50]
My wife forgot the year before last, so I feel like I can forget once now, and we'll be even.
This year, we "celebrated" our anniversary on long flights (Kauai to San Francisco, and then San Francisco to Washington D.C., and then she continued to Orlando), because her mom had a heart attack and we had to cut short our Hawaii anniversary vacation. 
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