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Posted: 8/14/2005 11:43:10 PM EDT
The heads of the CIA, FBI, and the LAPD were in a conference with the president of the United States. They couldn't accomplish much, however, because of their incessant rivalry with regards to which agency could apprehend suspects the most efficiently and quickly.

The president decides to settle it once and for all by releasing a rabbit into the woods and timing the results of the agencies as a test of efficiency.

The CIA places several animal informants in the woods and after eighteen weeks of deep cover questioning of all the animal, plant and mineral witnesses, they conclude that the rabbit has fled to a foreign country and that they need arms to trade with Columbia in order to get cooperation with extradition efforts.

The FBI surrounds the woods with its own agents and those of the ATF after reports that the rabbit has armed himself and is operating a militia using the woods as a hub of operation. After four weeks of frustation and standoff they rush the woods without warrants and accidentally burn down the whole damned woods with a malfunctioning tear gas canister, killing 112 rabbits, several hundred animal hostages and innocent onlookers. They insisted, however that the rabbit had it coming because they had given him ample time to give himself up.

The LAPD sent four uniformed officers into the woods and in less than an hour returned with a badly beaten black bear who was screaming Okay, Okay, I'm a rabbit.

The president gave up.

Link Posted: 8/14/2005 11:54:12 PM EDT
LMAO, that was worth 1 good laugh
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 12:27:50 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2005 12:31:14 AM EDT by jixxerbeast]



good one so what became of the rabbit?
oh i know they placed his picture on America's most wanted and some civvies armed themselves
because the terror alert changed from yellow to aqua and the national guard had to lockdown the
entire country because of riots due to the spin the media placed on the story "except Bill O'Reily"
and when Feinstine and the rest of the Brady crew got with the hippy protesters they organized an entire gun ban everyone was given a felonious sentence and spent life in prison while the rabbit fled to the mountains of afganistan and has made only video contact praising the sacrifices of the rest of the creatures of the forest promising that when they died there would be 7 virgins waiting on them in the next life and gas soared to $100,000,000,000,000 dollars a gallon
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 1:31:41 AM EDT
Then he sent in a Marine who promptly killed and ate the rabbit.
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 1:32:08 AM EDT
The mental image of the bear confessing, heh
Link Posted: 8/15/2005 2:05:15 AM EDT
They then enrolled the rabbit in a New Zealand version of "The Bachelor".
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