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Posted: 11/19/2008 2:11:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:13:31 PM EDT
Your love knows bounds!!
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:14:52 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:14:55 PM EDT
holy shit thats for real. whats funny is someone posted a reply in the thread making fun of his wife. It looks like the poster thought the thread was supposed to be a joke.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:15:04 PM EDT
Holy....shit.....
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:15:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/19/2008 2:15:56 PM EDT by John_Wayne777]
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:15:28 PM EDT
nice
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:16:16 PM EDT

Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick.


Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:17:11 PM EDT
O...M...G!!!!

What the???

Dang!

I mean... good for him... I guess. But geez...

She must have one helluva personality!!!
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:17:26 PM EDT
I'm speechless. Truly.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:00 PM EDT
You know what. How can you judge a person by their looks alone? Grow up.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:02 PM EDT
PTSS
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:45 PM EDT
A face that would make a train take a dirt road...
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:18:52 PM EDT
Maybe the groom just got out of prison.....in Peru.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:19:27 PM EDT
There is someone for everyone. And if my someone looks like that, I'll pass.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:19:27 PM EDT
This will flame down fast I imagine...IBTL on 1
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:20:17 PM EDT
His bride looks like a dude seriously she has a five o'clock shadow.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:20:55 PM EDT
Those pics are horrific.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:21:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:23:00 PM EDT
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin
That's what I said.
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo

I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights

Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:23:07 PM EDT
Obesity runs in her family, and it runs FAST.



Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:23:16 PM EDT
WTF! Is that dude for real!?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:24:03 PM EDT
They say, “love is blind.”

I guess they are right…
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:24:12 PM EDT











Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:05 PM EDT
And that dude posts in a mixed martial arts forum?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:33 PM EDT
I played in a band with a guy who liked them at least that big or even bigger and he was about the size of crumbum there.

Some guys like blonds, some guys like black girls, some guys like GUYS, and some guys are attracted to the morbidly obese!

He seems happy! I'm sure he gives a fuck what we think.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:39 PM EDT
I don't even know what to say. The "aerodynamic forehead" was spot on.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:50 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Maryland_Shooter:
You know what. How can you judge a person by their looks alone? Grow up.




You know... I agree with you. And I've been pretty disgusted by the retard mentality of Arfcom in these threads over the years. I've seen MANY a woman that people here were calling "fat" or "fugly" that I thought was cute and was probably a catch.

But this gal has a lot going against her in the looks department. Like I said... she must have quite a personality. And good for this guy for seeing that. I'm lucky I guess... my wife has looks and personality. I'll take that over a looker with no personality any day.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:25:59 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:26:13 PM EDT
BWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAH


That's awesome!
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:26:37 PM EDT
Someone read the 29 pages and post whether or not it is for real. I doubt it.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:26:37 PM EDT
Goddamn, I hope they don't have kids:



Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:27:31 PM EDT
My BS meter is on "probable"
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:05 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/19/2008 2:29:26 PM EDT by Hammer2Fall]
Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.






ETA: That gem is on page 4, BTW.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:30 PM EDT
Rule #6; never sleep with anything you can't bench press.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/19/2008 2:37:07 PM EDT by balki]
In on 1....



Originally Posted by kkingjayy
Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent.

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:28:57 PM EDT
you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor

DOH!

I think are last Airsoft buddy could take him.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:29:00 PM EDT
This isnt a joke is it?
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:29:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By tommytrauma:
Rule #6; never sleep with anything you can't bench press.



She didn't
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:29:03 PM EDT
Bloody Hell! That chick has more Chins than the Hong Kong phone book!
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:29:48 PM EDT
well....ummm...nevermind
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:30:11 PM EDT
she looks really happy. Good for her.
Good for him, I mean really!
We should pay for the honeymoon!!!


He saved a few of you , f he had not married her, one of you would have been eaten by her
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:30:55 PM EDT
The wedding cake was made out of Twinkies for god's sake.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:31:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:09 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:19 PM EDT

I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God.


Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By homeskillet:
holy shit thats for real. whats funny is someone posted a reply in the thread making fun of his wife. It looks like the poster thought the thread was supposed to be a joke.



We had the same thing here last week.
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:32:57 PM EDT
OMG...
Link Posted: 11/19/2008 2:33:07 PM EDT
My hand gives me a bigger boner is more attractive
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