I love students......their politically correct definition of a "Wench"

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - I love students......their politically correct definition of a "Wench"

guns762 The unusual Art Teacher Joined Jan 2001 Posts 10102 EE Offline WY, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:31:59 AM EST Wench = mad, female, pirate groupie.... LOL Someone wanted to know what a "Wench" was.......this was the definition that the class came up with to explain it to her.
	"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."--H.L. Mencken

TheRedGoat The bad influence... Joined Jan 2001 Posts 36054 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:33:14 AM EST Well, you'll get no arrrrrrrrrghument from me about that. TRG
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VooDoo3dfx Supreme Commander of the Forces of the Underworld Joined Apr 2003 Posts 28423 EE Offline KNA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:35:12 AM EST Originally Posted By TheRedGoat: Well, you'll get no arrrrrrrrrghument from me about that. TRG rim shot
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pedorrero79 POINT 'EM OUT, KB!!! Joined Dec 2008 Posts 840 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:35:14 AM EST Originally Posted By TheRedGoat: Well, you'll get no arrrrrrrrrghument from me about that. TRG That...was like a fart in an elevator - completely unnecessary...
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LoBrau The Virginian Joined Aug 2008 Posts 9903 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:35:44 AM EST I'd step the mast in her poop deck.
	God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin’ you better run” Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?” God says, “Out on Highway 61” Dave's not here.

TheRedGoat The bad influence... Joined Jan 2001 Posts 36056 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:39:09 AM EST Originally Posted By LoBrau: I'd step the mast in her poop deck. That's really low brow humor. TRG
	Uncle Ruckus is my hero. "Just cultivate a polite detached superiority. " ~BigEasySnow "That's the hardest I've ever laughed reading ARFCOM." ~Cincinnatus

guns762 The unusual Art Teacher Joined Jan 2001 Posts 10103 EE Offline WY, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:40:21 AM EST It's Homecoming week. Tomorrow is dress like a pirate or ninja day...... It should be interesing if they already want to look like wenches....
	"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."--H.L. Mencken

LoBrau The Virginian Joined Aug 2008 Posts 9904 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:42:29 AM EST Originally Posted By TheRedGoat: Originally Posted By LoBrau: I'd step the mast in her poop deck. That's really low brow humor. TRG I'd give her fo'c'sle a good keel-haulin'?
	God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin’ you better run” Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?” God says, “Out on Highway 61” Dave's not here.

CanteTinza Joined Jul 2002 Posts 6163 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:42:46 AM EST I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class.

Makarov Joined Apr 2001 Posts 4691 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:44:09 AM EST My Wife knows that when I start calling her "wench" that it is the official beginning of foreplay.

VooDoo3dfx Supreme Commander of the Forces of the Underworld Joined Apr 2003 Posts 28424 EE Offline KNA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:44:28 AM EST Originally Posted By TheRedGoat: Originally Posted By LoBrau: I'd step the mast in her poop deck. That's really low brow humor. TRG You took it down a peg (leg).
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parlay100 Outlaw Arsenal Joined Jul 2011 Posts 260 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:45:02 AM EST i thought it is what you did with clothes after washing them??

HarryStone The Original Colt .45 Joined Jul 2005 Posts 8482 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:46:38 AM EST A smelly pirate hooker, whose home is on whore island?
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MyAliyah Joined Dec 2007 Posts 1511 EE Offline ID, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 8:46:50 AM EST Originally Posted By CanteTinza: I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class. Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling)

guns762 The unusual Art Teacher Joined Jan 2001 Posts 10104 EE Offline WY, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 10:09:53 AM EST Originally Posted By MyAliyah: Originally Posted By CanteTinza: I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class. Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling) See above..... Homecoming week. They have dress up days. Tomorrow is dress like a Pirate or Ninja day. Some girls are dressing like a "wench"
	"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."--H.L. Mencken

TheRedGoat

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Posted: 10/3/2011 10:11:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By MyAliyah:

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class.

Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling

)

See above.....

Homecoming week. They have dress up days.

Tomorrow is dress like a Pirate or Ninja day. Some girls are dressing like a "wench"

You lucky bastard.

TRG

Uncle Ruckus is my hero.

"Just cultivate a polite detached superiority. " ~BigEasySnow

"That's the hardest I've ever laughed reading ARFCOM." ~Cincinnatus

LoBrau

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Posted: 10/3/2011 10:13:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By MyAliyah:

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class.

Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling

)

See above.....

Homecoming week. They have dress up days.

Tomorrow is dress like a Pirate or Ninja day. Some girls are dressing like a "wench"

You lucky bastard.

TRG

God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but
The next time you see me comin’ you better run”
Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?”
God says, “Out on Highway 61”

Dave's not here.

GunnyG ... you can't take the sky from me... Joined Jun 2001 Posts 7836 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 10:15:16 AM EST Originally Posted By MyAliyah: Originally Posted By CanteTinza: I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class. Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling) The auto shop class all thought is was the cable reel on the front of their pickemup trucks...
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GarandM1 "Help, help, I'm being repressed!" Joined Apr 2007 Posts 22022 EE Offline UT, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 10:15:32 AM EST Originally Posted By MyAliyah: Originally Posted By CanteTinza: I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class. Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling) Toulouse Lautrec. He lived much of his adult life in a brothel, you know.
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Posted: 10/3/2011 10:21:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By LoBrau:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By MyAliyah:

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class.

Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling

)

See above.....

Homecoming week. They have dress up days.

Tomorrow is dress like a Pirate or Ninja day. Some girls are dressing like a "wench"

You lucky bastard.

TRG

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guns762

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Posted: 10/3/2011 10:22:09 AM EST

[Last Edit: 10/3/2011 10:23:50 AM EST by guns762]

Originally Posted By GarandM1:

Originally Posted By MyAliyah:

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class.

Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling

)

Toulouse Lautrec. He lived much of his adult life in a brothel, you know.

Short, angry, cripple, at that. He drew and painted the people he hung around with. Lots of anger in his drawings, but excellent technique. I'm not real fond of his work, but I teach it in a unit about Post-Impressionism. We've never discussed "wenches" during that unit.

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."--H.L. Mencken

Lem Joined Oct 2005 Posts 1914 EE Offline NV, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 10:36:52 AM EST A wench is a tool used to turn the heads of dolts. .

WayneD Member Joined Aug 2002 Posts 4075 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 10:39:30 AM EST Originally Posted By parlay100: i thought it is what you did with clothes after washing them?? Originally from VA?
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guns762

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Posted: 10/3/2011 10:40:42 AM EST

[Last Edit: 10/3/2011 10:44:36 AM EST by guns762]

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By MyAliyah:

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class.

Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling

)

See above.....

Homecoming week. They have dress up days.

Tomorrow is dress like a Pirate or Ninja day. Some girls are dressing like a "wench"

You lucky bastard.

TRG

Hehhh.....today was "Dress like a farmer day". Think Daisy Duke.

How the hell do parents let their daughters dress like that for school?????

I'm pretty sure most of the girls think that each day is really a sub catagory of "hooker day". One girt told me her MOTHER asked what she was wearing for Pirate day, then suggested fishnets, super short skirt, ect.

She told her mother she wasn't allowed to dress like that at school, even if it was Pirate day.

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."--H.L. Mencken

TheRedGoat

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Posted: 10/3/2011 10:56:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By MyAliyah:

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class.

Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling

)

See above.....

Homecoming week. They have dress up days.

Tomorrow is dress like a Pirate or Ninja day. Some girls are dressing like a "wench"

You lucky bastard.

TRG

Hehhh.....today was "Dress like a farmer day". Think Daisy Duke.

How the hell do parents let their daughters dress like that for school?????

I'm pretty sure most of the girls think that each day is really a sub catagory of "hooker day". One girt told me her MOTHER asked what she was wearing for Pirate day, then suggested fishnets, super short skirt, ect.

She told her mother she wasn't allowed to dress like that at school, even if it was Pirate day.

Shiver me timber. That be her booty.

TRG

Uncle Ruckus is my hero.

"Just cultivate a polite detached superiority. " ~BigEasySnow

"That's the hardest I've ever laughed reading ARFCOM." ~Cincinnatus

Strykewolf Member Joined Mar 2009 Posts 19926 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 11:05:21 AM EST Any of the gals dress like Isabella, yet? Isabella - First appearance. Dragon Age 2
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1911fan Joined May 2004 Posts 952 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 11:54:23 AM EST The auto shop class all thought is was the cable reel on the front of their pickemup trucks... Nope, that's a 'winch'. Useful for dragging you OUT of the shit. Opposite of a wench 1911fan

LoBrau The Virginian Joined Aug 2008 Posts 9915 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 11:55:35 AM EST I am so pissed off that I can't find that Far Side strip.
	God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin’ you better run” Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?” God says, “Out on Highway 61” Dave's not here.

Dumpster_Baby I didn't say that... Joined Oct 2005 Posts 9871 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 11:59:02 AM EST WENCH

DamascusKnifemaker Don't drink the Koolaid!!!!! Joined Aug 2005 Posts 5467 EE Offline NV, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 12:02:19 PM EST Related to WENCH Synonyms: bimbo [slang], chippie (also chippy), doxy (also doxie), fancy woman, hoochie [slang], hussy, Jezebel, minx, quean, slut, tramp, trollop, floozy, whore
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guns762 The unusual Art Teacher Joined Jan 2001 Posts 10109 EE Offline WY, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 12:29:41 PM EST Originally Posted By 1911fan: The auto shop class all thought is was the cable reel on the front of their pickemup trucks... Nope, that's a 'winch'. Useful for dragging you OUT of the shit. Opposite of a wench 1911fan LOL
	"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."--H.L. Mencken

brass Serious. Like a Paper Cut. Joined May 2003 Posts 21987 EE Offline SD, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 1:10:45 PM EST TLAP Day was 9/19, it's October now. Maybe it should be made into "Talk Like A Pirate Season" instead of a single day.
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wingnutx Super Karate Monkey Death Car Joined Dec 2005 Posts 26303 EE Offline UZB	Posted: 10/3/2011 1:24:02 PM EST http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp6vqtO57I4&feature=related
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GunnyG ... you can't take the sky from me... Joined Jun 2001 Posts 7844 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 1:26:09 PM EST Originally Posted By guns762: Originally Posted By 1911fan: The auto shop class all thought is was the cable reel on the front of their pickemup trucks... Nope, that's a 'winch'. Useful for dragging you OUT of the shit. Opposite of a wench 1911fan LOL 1911fan:
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dsteelman

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Posted: 10/3/2011 1:30:06 PM EST

[Last Edit: 10/3/2011 1:30:18 PM EST by dsteelman]

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:

Originally Posted By guns762:

Originally Posted By MyAliyah:

Originally Posted By CanteTinza:
I'm curious how the definition of wench came up during art class.

Probably from the art of Teluse Le Treck( really bad spelling

)

See above.....

Homecoming week. They have dress up days.

Tomorrow is dress like a Pirate or Ninja day. Some girls are dressing like a "wench"

You lucky bastard.

TRG

Hehhh.....today was "Dress like a farmer day". Think Daisy Duke.

How the hell do parents let their daughters dress like that for school?????

I'm pretty sure most of the girls think that each day is really a sub catagory of "hooker day". One girt told me her MOTHER asked what she was wearing for Pirate day, then suggested fishnets, super short skirt, ect.

She told her mother she wasn't allowed to dress like that at school, even if it was Pirate day.

Thats an easy and quite popular one these days. Mom is jealous she cant dress like and act like a whore anymore due to age/weight so they live vaginarously through their daughters

TheBigStink Member Joined Aug 2008 Posts 1419 EE Offline USA	Posted: 10/3/2011 2:05:16 PM EST Originally Posted By TheRedGoat: Originally Posted By LoBrau: I'd step the mast in her poop deck. That's really low brow humor. TRG
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