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Posted: 10/18/2002 8:49:37 PM EST
I've thought about it for some time and I've decided that we should wait until he goes to get a drink of water and we slam the seat on his head. You for it?
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 8:51:39 PM EST
I have your back covered! GO!!!!
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 9:00:14 PM EST
Take away his spoon. Him and Rosie.
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 9:00:41 PM EST
WRONG WRONG WRONG! The way to induce pain is to cut his straggly hippie hair and take away his Dunkin Donuts Preferred Membership Card! [:D]
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 9:02:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 9:06:52 PM EST
Bathe and shave him.
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 9:20:03 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 9:28:32 PM EST
Manual Telephone generator Some bell wire Alligator clips
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 9:34:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By Silence: Manual Telephone generator Some bell wire Alligator clips
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Been watchin' [i]Brubaker[/i]?
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 9:58:11 PM EST
Dip his nuts in sulfuric acid!
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 10:23:41 PM EST
Black and Decker drill + 3/8 masonry bit + kneecap Classy if you ask me.
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 10:36:11 PM EST
You guys are third grade. Free beer. 1/4" diameter glass rod. Hammer. That needle-dicked chicken-choker will be screamning in agony for freaking weeks.
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 10:43:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By Keith_J: You guys are third grade.
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Am not.
Link Posted: 10/18/2002 11:12:49 PM EST
Spade, think about it. Even with all the morphine he could get, a glass rod shattered in situ in the urethera would be...well...impossible to bear. While I like the idea of a steel pin through the patella and into the tibial process, morphine in the apropriate dosage along with immobilization would aleviate most objectionable pain. Think about being deprived the chance to relieve oneself. Then think of fire-intense urination. Now think of passing chunks of razor-sharp glass through your urethera. While emptying a bladder full or a nasty mix of ammonia, salts, uric acid and other metabolic wastes. All through a swollen, bruised penis. You don't know pain.
Link Posted: 10/19/2002 5:04:28 AM EST
Pepper spray on his tampon.
Link Posted: 10/19/2002 5:38:58 AM EST
Pepper spray on his tampon. disgusting yet hilarious. that is the best one yet!
Link Posted: 10/19/2002 5:55:44 AM EST
out him? TXLEWIS
Link Posted: 10/19/2002 12:08:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2002 12:39:05 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2002 1:23:21 PM EST
Remove all Twinkies from the shelves. Force him to admit thet he is infact the oldest virgin on the face of the earth.
Link Posted: 10/19/2002 1:29:54 PM EST
How can you tell when Michael Moore has burglarized your house? The toilet seat is up and the cat is pregnant.
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