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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 9/7/2004 9:41:47 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 9:44:15 AM EST


What did they do, send in a fluffer?
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 9:45:20 AM EST
Probably afraid he'll start chasing the nurses before he's had time to heal up.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 9:46:59 AM EST
You heard it correctly. It was on Leno last night too.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 2:03:50 PM EST
is he ever not arousable?
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 2:13:27 PM EST
That's.....good right?
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 6:51:51 PM EST
Bill is smiling (as usual), Hillary is pissed (as usual), the comedians are happy about a new bunch of Bill maaterial (been awhile) and there is a Chief Surgeon banging his forehead on his desk."never never talk of live TV. WHACK. Thats why we pay PR lady. WHACK. Told me as a Reident Avoid the press. WHACK. never never talk on live TV. WHACK"
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 6:57:17 PM EST
In case you didn't know it, when you go under you typically pop a woodie. A nurse will usually hit it with a pencil or something to make it flacid...No Joke.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 7:01:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
In case you didn't know it, when you go under you typically pop a woodie. A nurse will usually hit it with a pencil or something to make it flacid...No Joke.




Where in the world did you hear this?? Or did you just come up with that?

I'm sorry, nowhere in that rambling incoherent answer, was there anything that resembled a human thought. I award you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 7:05:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By 2IDdoc:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
In case you didn't know it, when you go under you typically pop a woodie. A nurse will usually hit it with a pencil or something to make it flacid...No Joke.




Where in the world did you hear this?? Or did you just come up with that?

I'm sorry, nowhere in that rambling incoherent answer, was there anything that resembled a human thought. I award you zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.



Yeah, you never heard of that? A nurse friend of mine says they get a kick out of whacking them when they pop up...
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 7:39:08 PM EST
Hey ar50troll, my friends mom said she used to flick it but I thought it was BS. Damn, that sucks, even if your out.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 7:41:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Yeah, you never heard of that? A nurse friend of mine says they get a kick out of whacking them when they pop up...


I hope it was a FE-male nurse....
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 7:42:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/7/2004 7:44:00 PM EST by Combat_Jack]
Well, last time I went under it was for oral surgery, but I hope any whacking the sweethearts were doing involved lube and hand--not a pencil
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 7:47:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/7/2004 7:48:04 PM EST by ar50troll]

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
Yeah, you never heard of that? A nurse friend of mine says they get a kick out of whacking them when they pop up...


I hope it was a FE-male nurse....



Yep. She says they gestimate how high the sheets gonna rise. The winner get's to whack it.
Link Posted: 9/7/2004 7:49:50 PM EST
Sometimes life is just too funny to be scripted!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:00:10 AM EST
From what I have heard about heart bypass it's going to be quite a while before his little willy is seeing any action. Plus Hillery is in town.

GunLvr
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:17:22 AM EST
I guess Bill got a Purple Heart out of this....a real purple heart.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:21:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By 2IDdoc:

Originally Posted By ar50troll:
In case you didn't know it, when you go under you typically pop a woodie. A nurse will usually hit it with a pencil or something to make it flacid...No Joke.




Where in the world did you hear this??



He's the nurse!!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:24:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Waldo:

What did they do, send in a fluffer?



keyboard.


coffee.


you buy.


Link Posted: 9/8/2004 5:28:41 AM EST
Monica Lewinsky in a slutty nurse outfit
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