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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:30:22 AM EDT
A cat was chasing a squirrel. They both ran out into the street....thump...thud.
 I hit them simultaneously! What are the odds? I must have caught the squirrel with my front left tire and the cat with my back right. Damn I feel bad about the squirrel. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:33:10 AM EDT
[#1]
* somewhere Sgatr15 is touching himself *
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:33:58 AM EDT
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dude...
THAT IS AWSOME! In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus". hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.  sorry, got off track. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:35:32 AM EDT
[#3]
Man your supposed to dodge the squirrels. Great job on the cat!
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:35:34 AM EDT
[#4]
Sweet.....a 2fer.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:35:51 AM EDT
[#5]
15 (squirrel) + 55 (cat) = 70 points!
Congratulations!  twofers are hard to come by.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:36:12 AM EDT
[#6]
haha 
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:37:29 AM EDT
[#7]
Farther off track... GTA has seagulls and sharks (you can't kill the sharks). |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:39:40 AM EDT
[#8]
 maybe we're on to something here!
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:40:07 AM EDT
[#9]
further further off track. the seagulls just dissapear when shot. no red mist, no falling bird, nothing. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:40:47 AM EDT
[#10]
Because it had hot coffee instead would be my guess. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:41:34 AM EDT
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You sure don't hear that one everyday.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:41:51 AM EDT
[#12]
Wow. What a great day it would be if you could squash a litter of puppies!!!
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:42:16 AM EDT
[#13]
2 point conversion
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:44:22 AM EDT
[#14]
I can't make sense of this. i need a little help 
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:46:06 AM EDT
[#15]
The short bus has arrived. Climb on and all will be revealed.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:47:19 AM EDT
[#16]
That's close to when you're fishing for bluegills, and after you get one on the line and are about to pull it out of the water, a northern pike comes out of the weeds and engulfs it.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:48:00 AM EDT
[#17]
You even got the spelling right...  
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:48:14 AM EDT
[#18]
There's always the drive home to look foreward to. 
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:50:46 AM EDT
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Oh my.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:54:01 AM EDT
[#20]
I see a lock in my future. 
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:55:45 AM EDT
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I doubt it, it's only a video game and it's already been discussed here, which is how I found out about it. I'll remove the link if the mods insist though
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:00:28 AM EDT
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Its not bad. just suprised i didn't know about it till now. still needs a patch for totalling a car after hitting a deer. a patch for crashing my Rambler after running into a flock of geese. a patch for fist fighting a bear. ...running over squirells. ....shooting my neighbors dog playing "atf" with my hommies.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:00:37 AM EDT
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"There's always the drive home to look foreward to"
Maybe you'll become 1 of the ten thousand some people who die in car wrecks each year! The world could loose ten thousand of your kind a day and it would be just like flushing. Don't buckle up. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:02:50 AM EDT
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Sounds like Douchebag material there pal. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:09:55 AM EDT
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The topic title made me laugh. Does that make me a bad person?
I accidently ran over a pair of doves once. Man I felt bad about that. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:10:44 AM EDT
[#26]
Only on Fridays!
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:14:14 AM EDT
[#27]
Lighten up Francis. Go hug a tree or something. If you can't understand or appreciate a little sarcasm your're gonna have a tough time getting through life. 
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:18:21 AM EDT
[#28]
Gunner, you know what the true meaning of this is:
Mixed grill at Gunner's place and the oblig dinner pic! This message sponsored by The Americna Feline Council. Cats, the other white meat. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:25:15 AM EDT
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:26:38 AM EDT
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As if people would assume it 's sarcasm based on your first post. I should have wrote that in response to the originial post itself then, no change in comments though.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:32:13 AM EDT
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OK Sally, you can lose all the sleep you want because I accidently ran over a couple of furry snuggle loves, but I'll sleep just fine. 
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:36:00 AM EDT
[#32]
It's OK Barkalot, they have an operation now that will loosen up that foreskin for ya. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:44:21 AM EDT
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As an aside , why is it on this forum if you dont find and humor or anything useful in a post ... like say the subject in this post, or if you remark sarcastically in difference to the appearant sadistic zeal that some may reply with -you are suddenly a daisy-sniffing ,peta-loving ,tree- hugging ,liberal-whining-sissy-troll.
just wondering. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:46:01 AM EDT
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Oh and before yall go crazy -he said it was an accident .accidents happen .I dont truly believe he went out of his way to kill these animals.
The afore mentioned question was an honest one . edit:spelling |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 7:51:08 AM EDT
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I experienced a killing zone one time one night in my life, in the span of 1hr driving, a small owl, 3 rabbits, 5 out of 7 of a family of coons, two snakes.
I felt the worst for the Owl, the coons were mother trailing 6 babies. Here you are just following mom's orders to cross the road and whap mother and 5 brother or sister just gone. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 8:00:43 AM EDT
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I flattened a dog yesterday and I'm still laughing.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 8:03:14 AM EDT
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Wow, what are the odds. You probably could never repaeat that feat again if you tried it a 100 times.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 8:03:42 AM EDT
[#38]
 .............that is great riding the world of 2 rodents at one time............extra point for you!!!!
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Posted: 8/19/2005 8:09:48 AM EDT
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Does this mean we'll get dinner pics later today?
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Posted: 8/19/2005 8:16:03 AM EDT
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A robin once flew into the grill of my parents' 1986 Subaru GL10 wagon as I was driving to school. The bird became lodged in the front end where it was hard to see. Took us a while to figure out what happened and remove the carcass.
I tried shooting at the shark in GTA/Vice City. It didn't work. [ETA: dammit, angry_walkin_dude beat me to it.] |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:25:06 AM EDT
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SCORE! Two vermin down!
Nice shot X 
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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:26:19 AM EDT
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You are my hero, yesterday it was nigerians, today a cat and squirel.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 11:54:32 AM EDT
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Did yall eat em? Thems good eatin hope yall didnt waste the meat!
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Posted: 8/19/2005 12:15:59 PM EDT
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One time I was driving my boat out of a back bay lake, thru a narrow channel out into the bay proper, and two deer jumped in the channel and tried to swim it in front of me. I threw the engine in neutral, but I hit both deer.
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Posted: 8/19/2005 12:19:07 PM EDT
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Some guys just have ALL the luck.
CJ |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 12:20:49 PM EDT
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Hey, me too, I got him last week. I had to get 2 wheels up on the sidewalk, though...he was a little quicker than I thought he'd be. I really didn't...I was just checking to see if I got any great joy in posting about running animals over. Nope, nothing. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 12:42:01 PM EDT
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I 'accidentaly' pushed and old lady down a flight of stair once-man I was laughing so hard I barely heard when her pelvis cracked in two .Man I couldnt wait to get home and post my story on the internet.
whew..... good times. disclaimer: No elderly were harmed in the making of this satirical (re:absurd) post. |
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Posted: 8/19/2005 12:48:16 PM EDT
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now that's funny!!!
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Posted: 8/19/2005 12:48:35 PM EDT
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Thank God there was no damage to the chrome.  
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Posted: 8/19/2005 12:52:24 PM EDT
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I ran over a kid on a bike one time. He was stupid like the cat and squirrel.
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