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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:30:22 AM EDT
A cat was chasing a squirrel. They both ran out into the street....thump...thud.
I hit them simultaneously! What are the odds? I must have caught the squirrel
with my front left tire and the cat with my back right. Damn I feel bad about the
squirrel.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:33:10 AM EDT
* somewhere Sgatr15 is touching himself *
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:33:58 AM EDT
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:35:32 AM EDT
Man your supposed to dodge the squirrels. Great job on the cat!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:35:34 AM EDT
Sweet.....a 2fer.


Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:35:51 AM EDT
15 (squirrel) + 55 (cat) = 70 points!

Congratulations!

twofers are hard to come by.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:36:12 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Merrell:
* somewhere Sgatr15 is touching himself *



haha
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:37:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.



Farther off track... GTA has seagulls and sharks (you can't kill the sharks).
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:39:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.



maybe we're on to something here!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:40:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By angry_walkin_dude:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.



Farther off track... GTA has seagulls and sharks (you can't kill the sharks).



further further off track.

the seagulls just dissapear when shot. no red mist, no falling bird, nothing.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:40:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.



Because it had hot coffee instead would be my guess.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:41:34 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:41:51 AM EDT
Wow. What a great day it would be if you could squash a litter of puppies!!!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:42:16 AM EDT
2 point conversion
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:44:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.



Because it had hot coffee instead would be my guess.



I can't make sense of this. i need a little help
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:46:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 6:46:33 AM EDT by PBIR]

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.



Because it had hot coffee instead would be my guess.



I can't make sense of this. i need a little help



The short bus has arrived. Climb on and all will be revealed.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:47:19 AM EDT
That's close to when you're fishing for bluegills, and after you get one on the line and are about to pull it out of the water, a northern pike comes out of the weeds and engulfs it.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:48:00 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:48:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
Wow. What a great day it would be if you could squash a litter of puppies!!!



There's always the drive home to look foreward to.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:50:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.



Because it had hot coffee instead would be my guess.



I can't make sense of this. i need a little help



The short bus has arrived. Climb on and all will be revealed.



Oh my.

Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:54:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

Originally Posted By PBIR:

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
dude...



THAT IS AWSOME!

In grand theft auto terms, that is a "unique stunt bonus".


hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.


sorry, got off track.



Because it had hot coffee instead would be my guess.



I can't make sense of this. i need a little help



The short bus has arrived. Climb on and all will be revealed.



Oh my.




I see a lock in my future.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 6:55:45 AM EDT
I doubt it, it's only a video game and it's already been discussed here, which is how I found out about it. I'll remove the link if the mods insist though
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:00:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PBIR:
I doubt it, it's only a video game and it's already been discussed here, which is how I found out about it. I'll remove the link if the mods insist though



Its not bad.

just suprised i didn't know about it till now.

still needs a patch for totalling a car after hitting a deer.

a patch for crashing my Rambler after running into a flock of geese.

a patch for fist fighting a bear.

...running over squirells.

....shooting my neighbors dog playing "atf" with my hommies.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:00:37 AM EDT
"There's always the drive home to look foreward to"

Maybe you'll become 1 of the ten thousand some people who die in car wrecks each year!
The world could loose ten thousand of your kind a day and it would be just like flushing.
Don't buckle up.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:02:50 AM EDT

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
"There's always the drive home to look foreward to"

Maybe you'll become 1 of the ten thousand some people who die in car wrecks each year!
The world could loose ten thousand of your kind a day and it would be just like flushing.
Don't buckle up.



Sounds like Douchebag material there pal.



Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:09:55 AM EDT
The topic title made me laugh. Does that make me a bad person?

I accidently ran over a pair of doves once. Man I felt bad about that.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:10:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:14:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
"There's always the drive home to look foreward to"

Maybe you'll become 1 of the ten thousand some people who die in car wrecks each year!
The world could loose ten thousand of your kind a day and it would be just like flushing.
Don't buckle up.



Lighten up Francis. Go hug a tree or something. If you can't understand or appreciate a little
sarcasm your're gonna have a tough time getting through life.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:18:21 AM EDT
Gunner, you know what the true meaning of this is:

Mixed grill at Gunner's place and the oblig dinner pic!
This message sponsored by The Americna Feline Council. Cats, the other white meat.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:25:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 7:52:37 AM EDT by PBIR]

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
"There's always the drive home to look foreward to"

Maybe you'll become 1 of the ten thousand some people who die in car wrecks each year!
The world could loose ten thousand of your kind a day and it would be just like flushing.
Don't buckle up.




Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:26:38 AM EDT
As if people would assume it 's sarcasm based on your first post. I should have wrote that in response to the originial post itself then, no change in comments though.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:32:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
As if people would assume it 's sarcasm based on your first post. I should have wrote that in response to the originial post itself then, no change in comments though.



OK Sally, you can lose all the sleep you want because I accidently ran over a couple of furry
snuggle loves, but I'll sleep just fine.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:36:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By barkley-addict:
As if people would assume it 's sarcasm based on your first post. I should have wrote that in response to the originial post itself then, no change in comments though.


It's OK Barkalot, they have an operation now that will loosen up that foreskin for ya.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:44:21 AM EDT
As an aside , why is it on this forum if you dont find and humor or anything useful in a post ... like say the subject in this post, or if you remark sarcastically in difference to the appearant sadistic zeal that some may reply with -you are suddenly a daisy-sniffing ,peta-loving ,tree- hugging ,liberal-whining-sissy-troll.

just wondering.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:46:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 7:49:09 AM EDT by PinPointOne]
Oh and before yall go crazy -he said it was an accident .accidents happen .I dont truly believe he went out of his way to kill these animals.

The afore mentioned question was an honest one .

edit:spelling
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 7:51:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:00:43 AM EDT
I flattened a dog yesterday and I'm still laughing.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:03:14 AM EDT
Wow, what are the odds. You probably could never repaeat that feat again if you tried it a 100 times.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:03:42 AM EDT
.............that is great riding the world of 2 rodents at one time............extra point for you!!!!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:09:48 AM EDT
Does this mean we'll get dinner pics later today?
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 8:16:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 8:17:48 AM EDT by jthuang]
A robin once flew into the grill of my parents' 1986 Subaru GL10 wagon as I was driving to school. The bird became lodged in the front end where it was hard to see. Took us a while to figure out what happened and remove the carcass.


Originally Posted By Triumph955i:

hm...ever wonder why GTA never had animals in the game? it would add a perfect missing element if they did.



I tried shooting at the shark in GTA/Vice City. It didn't work. [ETA: dammit, angry_walkin_dude beat me to it.]
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:25:06 AM EDT
SCORE! Two vermin down!


Nice shot X
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:26:19 AM EDT
You are my hero, yesterday it was nigerians, today a cat and squirel.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 11:54:32 AM EDT
Did yall eat em? Thems good eatin hope yall didnt waste the meat!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:15:59 PM EDT
One time I was driving my boat out of a back bay lake, thru a narrow channel out into the bay proper, and two deer jumped in the channel and tried to swim it in front of me. I threw the engine in neutral, but I hit both deer.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:19:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:20:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By osprey21:
I flattened a dog yesterday and I'm still laughing.



Hey, me too, I got him last week. I had to get 2 wheels up on the sidewalk, though...he was a little quicker than I thought he'd be.





­

I really didn't...I was just checking to see if I got any great joy in posting about running animals over. Nope, nothing.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:42:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 12:43:38 PM EDT by PinPointOne]
I 'accidentaly' pushed and old lady down a flight of stair once-man I was laughing so hard I barely heard when her pelvis cracked in two .Man I couldnt wait to get home and post my story on the internet.

whew..... good times.

discl­aimer: No elderly were harmed in the making of this satirical (re:absurd) post.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:48:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 10mmFan:
Wow. What a great day it would be if you could squash a litter of puppies!!!



now that's funny!!!
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:48:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/19/2005 12:52:40 PM EDT by Gunner1X]

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
You are my hero, yesterday it was nigerians, today a cat and squirel.




Thank God there was no damage to the chrome.
Link Posted: 8/19/2005 12:52:24 PM EDT
I ran over a kid on a bike one time. He was stupid like the cat and squirrel.
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