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Posted: 7/20/2008 5:02:02 PM EDT
I stopped by the local Kroger and picked up a few filet mignons and a 12 pack. I come home get the grill going and set the two steaks on the banister. I come back into the house to grab a beer and when I come out I see some random cat up on the banister with my steak in its damn mouth.



Why me?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:02:38 PM EDT
[#1]
Draw down?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:03:51 PM EDT
[#2]
Holy cow, I would draw my XD45 and ventilate that cat from bow to stern.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:04:21 PM EDT
[#3]



Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:04:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Er...Shotgun...?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:05:56 PM EDT
[#5]
i would have blown that mother-fuckers brains out
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:06:09 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
Draw down?


Lucky for the cat I'm right in city limits. Hope he enjoyed my $10 steak
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:06:25 PM EDT
[#7]
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Holy cow, I would draw my XD45 and ventilate that cat from bow to stern.


The steak is already ruined, why destroy your property?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:08:33 PM EDT
[#8]
S S S

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:09:20 PM EDT
[#9]
Eat the cat
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:10:15 PM EDT
[#10]
You snooze, you lose.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:10:57 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Draw down?


Lucky for the cat I'm right in city limits. Hope he enjoyed my $10 steak


Gamo?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:11:36 PM EDT
[#12]


Sorry.

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:11:38 PM EDT
[#13]
Thanks for sharing the story. i had a nice little chuckle out of that.

So tell us, how does grilled kitty taste?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:11:44 PM EDT
[#14]
He's telling you to buy a real steak next time.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:11:51 PM EDT
[#15]
That would not have a happy ending for the stray cat in my back yard.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:11:54 PM EDT
[#16]
This is why you don't take the meat outside till you're putting it on the grill.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:12:00 PM EDT
[#17]
dude, you live in WV...you have animals all over the place. you are lucky it wasn't a goat when i was in parkersburg i almost ran over a damn rooster.

okay not more WV jokes this week
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:12:45 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
dude, you live in WV...you have animals all over the place. you are lucky it wasn't a goat when i was in parkersburg i almost ran over a damn rooster.

okay not more WV jokes this week


Not more, hrm?


And yes... I did go to Rutgers.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:14:28 PM EDT
[#19]
When I was 14, my weimaraner ran out of my backyard across the golf course. She was gone about 20 minutes, but when she returned, she had a 1/2 cooked NY Strip in her mouth.....
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:18:33 PM EDT
[#20]
At least the beer is safe
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:20:16 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
This is why you don't take the meat outside till you're putting it on the grill.


I know that know. However a cat stealing my steak was the very last thing I expected. The little fucker must have been scouting me out the entire time.



Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:20:30 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
Eat the cat


There ya go, problem solved tonight and in the future!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 5:43:32 PM EDT
[#23]
Pfffft!
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