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Posted: 7/20/2008 4:02:02 PM EST
I stopped by the local Kroger and picked up a few filet mignons and a 12 pack. I come home get the grill going and set the two steaks on the banister. I come back into the house to grab a beer and when I come out I see some random cat up on the banister with my steak in its damn mouth.



Why me?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:02:38 PM EST
Draw down?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:03:51 PM EST
Holy cow, I would draw my XD45 and ventilate that cat from bow to stern.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:04:21 PM EST



Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:04:58 PM EST
Er...Shotgun...?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:05:56 PM EST
i would have blown that mother-fuckers brains out
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:06:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Leadbetter:
Draw down?


Lucky for the cat I'm right in city limits. Hope he enjoyed my $10 steak
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:06:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/20/2008 4:07:37 PM EST by chupacabras]
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Holy cow, I would draw my XD45 and ventilate that cat from bow to stern.


The steak is already ruined, why destroy your property?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:08:33 PM EST
S S S

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:09:20 PM EST
Eat the cat
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:10:15 PM EST
You snooze, you lose.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:10:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Rosenrot:

Originally Posted By Leadbetter:
Draw down?


Lucky for the cat I'm right in city limits. Hope he enjoyed my $10 steak


Gamo?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:11:36 PM EST


Sorry.

Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:11:38 PM EST
Thanks for sharing the story. i had a nice little chuckle out of that.

So tell us, how does grilled kitty taste?
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:11:44 PM EST
He's telling you to buy a real steak next time.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:11:51 PM EST
That would not have a happy ending for the stray cat in my back yard.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:11:54 PM EST
This is why you don't take the meat outside till you're putting it on the grill.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:12:00 PM EST
dude, you live in WV...you have animals all over the place. you are lucky it wasn't a goat when i was in parkersburg i almost ran over a damn rooster.

okay not more WV jokes this week
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:12:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
dude, you live in WV...you have animals all over the place. you are lucky it wasn't a goat when i was in parkersburg i almost ran over a damn rooster.

okay not more WV jokes this week


Not more, hrm?


And yes... I did go to Rutgers.
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:14:28 PM EST
When I was 14, my weimaraner ran out of my backyard across the golf course. She was gone about 20 minutes, but when she returned, she had a 1/2 cooked NY Strip in her mouth.....
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:18:33 PM EST
At least the beer is safe
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:20:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By Nlinc:
This is why you don't take the meat outside till you're putting it on the grill.


I know that know. However a cat stealing my steak was the very last thing I expected. The little fucker must have been scouting me out the entire time.



Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:20:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Eat the cat


There ya go, problem solved tonight and in the future!
Link Posted: 7/20/2008 4:43:32 PM EST
Pfffft!
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