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Posted: 6/16/2007 8:26:07 PM EST
I at least hope someone gets a goddamn blow job for fathers day!!!!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:30:18 PM EST
Drinking + posting = bad, mkay?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:31:56 PM EST
how in the hell did you know?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:32:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By snowmonkey:
how in the hell did you know?


You resurrected this troll account from beyond the grave?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:33:01 PM EST
Talking about kids, blow jobs, and aspirations in adjacent sentences is rather concerning.

Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:33:26 PM EST
How do you figure?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:34:13 PM EST
IBTL.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:35:05 PM EST
Congratulations. Now, raise them properly.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:35:09 PM EST
"WTF"
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:36:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By snowmonkey:
How do you figure?


In FL, people who usually combine kids, blow jobs, and their aspirations end up riding the lightning, so to speak.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:36:46 PM EST
Don't worry! A stern voice and a stong hand will get them on the right path.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:37:28 PM EST
Been to FL, your right.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:37:54 PM EST
Don't drink and post. For the childrens.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:38:31 PM EST
I have kids (1 & 1 on the way) and every day I wake up and wonder how the FUCK that happened...

Oh well, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:39:25 PM EST
weird
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:39:38 PM EST
It always seems like a good idea at the time. Think sober!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:39:58 PM EST
Love my children Glad to be a dad.

Wife hooked me up
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:40:15 PM EST
Your weird!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:41:23 PM EST
Good to be you. Your just lucky the wife "hooked you up."
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:42:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By snowmonkey:
Good to be you. Your just lucky the wife "hooked you up."


Nope not lucky, I earned the title of good husband and with it the rewards.

No luck needed.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:43:35 PM EST
IBTL...
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:44:06 PM EST
Good for you man. I'm a single father, wouldn't change it for the world. I have issues with women, mainly bitches!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:45:08 PM EST
What the hell does "IBTL" mean
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:45:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:45:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:45:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By snowmonkey:
Good for you man. I'm a single father, wouldn't change it for the world. I have issues with women, mainly bitches!


Well I hear ghey men make good fathers/mothers too!

So chin up ol boy!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:46:57 PM EST
I would tell you to suck it, but I don't want you knocking on my door!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:47:30 PM EST
That's the truth!
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:48:21 PM EST
Then go to sleep.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:49:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gravity_Tester:
IBTL...


Thread and account lock.


Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:50:41 PM EST
What the hell does that mean?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:53:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By snowmonkey:
Good for you man. I'm a single father, wouldn't change it for the world. I have issues with women, mainly bitches!


I'm a single dad to. I have been raising my son by myself for nearly 3 yrs. It's hard, but that's frigging life.

You're right, there are a lot of worthless woman out there. The reverse is also true, Lot's of worthless men out there as well.

Here's the trick if you a good man, the look for the good woman & past the worthless ones, & things will get better.


I have a wonderful woman in my life now & for a good 1.5 yrs I felt much like you about woman. It takes some time to heal up after a major butt kicking, but time will heal you, if you let it.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 8:58:48 PM EST
Your right man. I may have a good one, don't know yet, I haven't got the psyc eval back yet. I trust no one and suspect everyone. I'm sure I will get over it, but how do i over come before the right one comes along?
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:05:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/16/2007 9:08:11 PM EST by Searcherfortruth]

Originally Posted By snowmonkey:
Your right man. I may have a good one, don't know yet, I haven't got the psyc eval back yet. I trust no one and suspect everyone. I'm sure I will get over it, but how do i over come before the right one comes along?


Well one thing about women you know now you didn't before is., you may not know what you want but you dang sure know what you don't want.

Now look for a woman who already likes the things you do, & don't waste time on some drippy libtard, or middle of the roader.

Learning to trust again is a slow process. The next woman will have to earn trust from you, & you will have to earn hers as well. Nothing easy is really worth having.
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:12:53 PM EST
Im not going to have kids, bad financial juju
Link Posted: 6/16/2007 9:43:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Im not going to have kids, bad financial juju


There is nothing more wonderful in the whole wide world than having your own child. Children are Gods gift to us.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 3:20:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Im not going to have kids, bad financial juju


DITTO
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 3:31:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By gs1150:

Originally Posted By justinwb:
Im not going to have kids, bad financial juju


DITTO



Gotta kick the income up a notch man. I spoil my girl and still spend more on guns and such.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 4:54:11 AM EST
I forsee a bad end to this thread...


p.s. I love the hell out of my kids.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:01:32 AM EST
Steak and blowjob day is the day really meant for men who are loved.

Father's day is a made up Hallmark day that I refuse to take part in.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:02:57 AM EST
Someone who is finally talking some sense.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:12:07 AM EST
Where?
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:18:02 AM EST
Steak and blowjob
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:23:14 AM EST
My IQ just went down 15 points from reading this thread
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:23:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:
I have kids (1 & 1 on the way) and every day I wake up and wonder how the FUCK that happened...

Oh well, seemed like a good idea at the time.


I believe you have answered your own question...

Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:23:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By Searcherfortruth:
There is nothing more wonderful in the whole wide world than having your own child. Children are Gods gift to us.


Hmmmmm. Debatable.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 5:50:58 AM EST
I hope my father enjoys today, since he hasnt spoken to me in about 6 years, bastard!
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:04:07 AM EST
Lucky you, mine won't leave me the hell alone. Bastard!
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 6:12:08 AM EST
I like kids.

Other peoples kids.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:22:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By TxGunner:
IBTL.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:23:56 AM EST
Good Luck with all that.
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