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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/3/2005 2:06:16 PM EDT
If I had a wife I would have had someone to remind me to take out the garbage before I went to work this miserably hot day so that I wouldn't have come home to thirty something festering blue gill carcasses in the kitchen can. Damn Damn Damn

don't let this happen to you!
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:10:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:13:07 PM EDT
My dad/stepmom were quick to hual off stuff of value that I had sitting around to the dumpster, but left that baf of shrimp shells for 4 days until I buried it.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:14:04 PM EDT
How endearing.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:15:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:31:24 PM EDT
I'm guessing you've never been married. I'd rather smell the rotting fish.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:32:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Seneca-Cayuga:
I'm guessing you've never been married. I'd rather smell the rotting fish.



Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:34:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
My dad/stepmom were quick to hual off stuff of value that I had sitting around to the dumpster, but left that baf of shrimp shells for 4 days until I buried it.



I have that problem too. Half my stuff either gets permanently "borrowed" without my permission or being informed, and the other half gets thrown out or donated to people I don't know.

Yet they bitch if I don't have that garbage can out on the curb at five in the fucking morning. And if it's somebody else's job to take out the trash, guess who gets yelled at when they don't do it?
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:35:56 PM EDT
You learned your lesson. If you were married you would be reminded of the lesson over, over and over again.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:36:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Seneca-Cayuga:
I'm guessing you've never been married. I'd rather smell the rotting fish.



Amen! Preach it Brother!
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:38:53 PM EDT
That's funny.

Don't get married.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:47:31 PM EDT
Heck, MINE fillets em and cleans up the mess when done. You need to find the right woman. She can also kick my ass in the filleting vocation, mine look like a dog chewed on em, and hers look perfect with nary a bone EVER.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:48:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:51:55 PM EDT
I would have somebody to nag me to get up when my alarm clock goes off rather than 2hours after it goes off because I'm hitting the snooze bar so much.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:51:55 PM EDT
i have had 10 wives

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only one was mine
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:55:13 PM EDT
not only that but youd have someone to fix you meals when you get hungry and somone to have sex with when you get in the mood.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:57:37 PM EDT
I'm still trying to figure out what you think the First " best reason why I should have a wife......... " is.....?


Link Posted: 8/3/2005 2:59:13 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/3/2005 2:59:24 PM EDT by Mauser101]

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
I'm still trying to figure out what you think the First " best reason why I should have a wife......... " is.....?





He's probably tired of blowjobs. He's looking forward to that pox on his life ending.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 3:43:28 PM EDT
Here, I fixed it for you:


Originally Posted By WolfAR15:
not only that but youd have someone to fix you meals when you get hungry and somone to have sex with when you she get(s) in the mood.



LongueCarabine
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 3:54:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By WolfAR15:
not only that but youd have someone to fix you meals when you get hungry and somone to have sex with when you get in the mood.



Have you ever been married ? I'll sit around and ponder the 50th best reason why I'm not anymore slots 1-49 are already full.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 3:57:43 PM EDT
You know you have really got problems when your wife's pie smells like rotting fish.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:48:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fxntime:
Heck, MINE fillets em and cleans up the mess when done. You need to find the right woman. She can also kick my ass in the filleting vocation, mine look like a dog chewed on em, and hers look perfect with nary a bone EVER.



Now that's a good woman! I'd even let her work the trolling motor so I could fish w/o the bother.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:50:31 PM EDT
No i've never been married... I still have all my property and money.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:53:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
I'm still trying to figure out what you think the First " best reason why I should have a wife......... " is.....?





I was about to ask the same question.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:59:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 6:02:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteelonSteel:

Originally Posted By fxntime:
Heck, MINE fillets em and cleans up the mess when done. You need to find the right woman. She can also kick my ass in the filleting vocation, mine look like a dog chewed on em, and hers look perfect with nary a bone EVER.



Now that's a good woman! I'd even let her work the trolling motor so I could fish w/o the bother.



A good woman lets the man run the "motor"
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