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Posted: 10/23/2016 6:47:20 PM EDT

Look at the size of that chicken,.

Fed it a handful of cocoa pebbles and now it wont go away
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:49:22 PM EDT
So you are trying to invite another cock into your home? Coming out thread perhaps.


Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:49:22 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:49:36 PM EDT
Did you just let a cock in your backdoor?
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:50:50 PM EDT
Not just any cock, chocolate cock
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:50:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/23/2016 6:51:27 PM EDT by ilikeporkchops]
That's the front door.And it's a chicken,not a cock.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:51:34 PM EDT
Did it cross the road to get there?
If so, did you ask it why?
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:51:46 PM EDT
Cool. Looks like dinner delivered itself.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:52:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Goosemaster:
Cool. Looks like dinner delivered itself.
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I actually thought about that.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:52:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Eric802:
OP attracts the cock.
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I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.)
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:53:52 PM EDT
It's pretty friendly too
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:54:22 PM EDT
Man, GD sure doesn't know cocks well. That's a hen.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:54:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
That's the front door.And it's a chicken,not a cock.
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You mean "hen". They're both chickens.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:55:13 PM EDT
You boys need to get out of your mom's basement more often.

OP's got him a chick at his door.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:55:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By C-4:


You mean "hen". They're both chickens.
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Originally Posted By C-4:
Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
That's the front door.And it's a chicken,not a cock.


You mean "hen". They're both chickens.
yes,hen.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:55:58 PM EDT
I'm watching 14 of them scratching in my yard rfn.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:56:05 PM EDT


Someone stole your lock.


Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:57:04 PM EDT
Fall is a fine time for chicken and dumplings.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:57:44 PM EDT
That's a vertical mail slot
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:57:53 PM EDT
you gonna shoot it like that wild pig that got put down in Washington?

that would be great
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:58:10 PM EDT
You have been adopted


Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:58:17 PM EDT
How did it get past the chain link fence?
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:58:26 PM EDT
FO rooster is close by....

Pepper your angus.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:59:11 PM EDT
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It's not a penguin, for Pete's sake!

Link Posted: 10/23/2016 6:59:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Garyindiane:
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The gate to my driveway was open.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:00:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By C-4:


I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.)
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Originally Posted By C-4:
Originally Posted By Eric802:
OP attracts the cock.


I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.)


GTFO with your logic!!!!
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:00:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
It's pretty friendly too
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Free eggs.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:00:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Ventilator:
FO rooster is close by....

Pepper your angus.
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There's a big black rooster that cruises the block,a few weeks ago it was in a yard whooping up on a boxer
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:00:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Garyindiane:
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Probably flew over the fence
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:00:59 PM EDT
It's a good thing for her your name isn't ilikechickens.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:01:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By C-4:


I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.)
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Originally Posted By C-4:
Originally Posted By Eric802:
OP attracts the cock.


I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.)



We weren't talking about the chicken.

Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:02:36 PM EDT
Is that a fucking chicken or a eating chicken?

Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:02:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/23/2016 7:03:24 PM EDT by kcolg30]
3/10
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:03:43 PM EDT
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Probably flew over the fence
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Originally Posted By 1057:
Originally Posted By Garyindiane:
How did it get past the chain link fence?


Probably flew over the fence


How did it fly while it was on a treadmill?
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:03:45 PM EDT
I get horses ,goats a sheep ,miniature ponies,a pot bellied pig,chickens and some ducks in my yard so far,since I've lived here

I'm in the middle of the city too
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:05:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I get horses ,goats a sheep ,miniature ponies,a pot bellied pig,chickens and some ducks in my yard so far,since I've lived here

I'm in the middle of the city too
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Do you work in a carnival?

Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:06:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Garyindiane:
Is that a fucking chicken or a eating chicken?

http://youtu.be/4Y8H7-MTqrg
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Lmao
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:06:40 PM EDT
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Do you work in a carnival?

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Originally Posted By Mech2007:
Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I get horses ,goats a sheep ,miniature ponies,a pot bellied pig,chickens and some ducks in my yard so far,since I've lived here

I'm in the middle of the city too



Do you work in a carnival?

lmao,I don't work.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:07:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Garyindiane:
Is that a fucking chicken or a eating chicken?

http://youtu.be/4Y8H7-MTqrg
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What's the usual Arfcom response when two options are offered?
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:08:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Garyindiane:
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It is a bird, Gary.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:08:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:


We weren't talking about the chicken.
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:
Originally Posted By C-4:
Originally Posted By Eric802:
OP attracts the cock.


I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.)


We weren't talking about the chicken.


Zing!
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:08:28 PM EDT
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What's the usual Arfcom response when two options are offered?
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By Garyindiane:
Is that a fucking chicken or a eating chicken?

http://youtu.be/4Y8H7-MTqrg


What's the usual Arfcom response when two options are offered?

Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:09:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I get horses ,goats a sheep ,miniature ponies,a pot bellied pig,chickens and some ducks in my yard so far,since I've lived here

I'm in the middle of the city too
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guadalupe?
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:09:38 PM EDT
Put a harness on it and make it your service chicken for plane rides


Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:12:20 PM EDT
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I think you may be trapped in the Spirit World...





Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:13:50 PM EDT
In honor of that chicken, here's New York City TV anchorman Ernie Anastos of Fox 5 WNYW live, on-air, telling the TV weatherman to "keep fucking that chicken":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM




Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:13:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By sonofbp:

guadalupe?
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Originally Posted By sonofbp:
Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I get horses ,goats a sheep ,miniature ponies,a pot bellied pig,chickens and some ducks in my yard so far,since I've lived here

I'm in the middle of the city too

guadalupe?
Butler area
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:14:03 PM EDT
I have a bunch of wild moscovie ducks in my neighborhood and every time I open the garage door I have these freeloaders show up.

Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:16:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MotorMouth:
Originally Posted By Garyindiane:
Is that a fucking chicken or a eating chicken?

http://youtu.be/4Y8H7-MTqrg


What's the usual Arfcom response when two options are offered?



So how did you like dinner? I stuffed it myself.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:18:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Butler area
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Originally Posted By sonofbp:
Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I get horses ,goats a sheep ,miniature ponies,a pot bellied pig,chickens and some ducks in my yard so far,since I've lived here

I'm in the middle of the city too

guadalupe?
Butler area

ah, tons of "horse property" setups in that area.
Link Posted: 10/23/2016 7:21:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kingstrider:
I have a bunch of wild moscovie ducks in my neighborhood and every time I open the garage door I have these freeloaders show up.
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t138/kingstrider/IMG_4513.jpg
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Beautiful Truck!!!!
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