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Posted: 12/20/2016 3:39:21 PM EST
I'm navel lint. I have to lie to get laid. Would a spy piss all over themselves.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:40:03 PM EST
the vette gets'em wet
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:40:23 PM EST
I got a little dick man.............. its pathetic.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:40:48 PM EST
Nothing like a MAC-10 tumbling end over end down the stairs, shooting terrorists all by itself.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:41:35 PM EST
It's an espresso machine. No, it's a snow cone maker.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:41:39 PM EST
Funny thing is that Bill Paxton is a lot scarier than Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:41:39 PM EST
What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer!?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:41:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By aBADidea:
I got a little dick man.............. its pathetic.
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Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:44:35 PM EST
If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:49:42 PM EST


Lordtrader, is that you?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:50:22 PM EST
horrid movie.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 3:55:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Willmar:
It's an espresso machine. No, it's a snow cone maker.
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Is it a water heater?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:19:47 PM EST
They call him the Sand Spider.
Why?
Probably because it sounds scary.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:24:36 PM EST
So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:28:19 PM EST
Batteraziz!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:29:15 PM EST
The guy is a God Damn used car salesman!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:37:13 PM EST
Next time, YOU'RE in the back of the van!

(I found that particularly funny)
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:49:37 PM EST

Yes, but they were all bad.  

Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:51:45 PM EST
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So get another one, you MORON!!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:55:13 PM EST
With the whole Trump thing, how could anyone forget: "you're fired!".
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:04:57 PM EST
We're you born in a barn?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:06:56 PM EST
Crimson Jihad.  No chance hollyweird would dare to make this movie w/ those badguys in this post-9/11 world.  
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:07:22 PM EST
Welcome to the club man! Everyone is surprised their first time.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:08:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By efpeter:
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Fun movie is fun.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:10:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By woob44:
What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer!?
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Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:16:04 PM EST
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Originally Posted By woob44:
What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer!?
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From IMDB trivia:

When Harry tells Gib that Helen is having an affair, Gib tells a story about his second wife taking everything when she left him - he says, "What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" This is a reference to Tom Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr - she was reported to have taken his ice cube trays when she left him, too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:07:29 PM EST
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Tom Arnold's finest work
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:10:50 PM EST
Are we going to die?
Yup.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:18:32 PM EST
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Originally Posted By HogJaws:
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The best line...
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:24:44 PM EST
What the hell were you thinking....I mean, I had the guy....and you let him get away. Look at me when I talk to you. What kind of a cop are you anyway?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:27:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JoseCuervo:


From IMDB trivia:

When Harry tells Gib that Helen is having an affair, Gib tells a story about his second wife taking everything when she left him - he says, "What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" This is a reference to Tom Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr - she was reported to have taken his ice cube trays when she left him, too.
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Roseanne Barr is nuttier than squirrel shit, so that isn't really surprising.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:28:47 PM EST
Bill Paxton may very well be the greatest supporting actor of my generation...Aliens, Weird Science, Club Dread, True Lies, he was perfect in all of them!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:31:40 PM EST
Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?

Harry: Yeah, but they were all bad.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:32:57 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Jason280:
Bill Paxton may very well be the greatest supporting actor of my generation...Aliens, Weird Science, Club Dread, True Lies, he was perfect in all of them!
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Edge of Tomorrow..
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:34:48 PM EST
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I hate it when that happens.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:35:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Jason280:
Bill Paxton may very well be the greatest supporting actor of my generation...Aliens, Weird Science, Club Dread, True Lies, he was perfect in all of them!
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Club Dread may have been his best.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:37:05 PM EST
Nice night for a walk.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:44:25 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/20/2016 6:44:46 PM EST by Tweek218]
Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.
No...
Oh, yeah.
No...
Oh, yeah!
No!
OH, YEAH!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:49:06 PM EST
Harry, do you realize it has, in fact, been 10 years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:56:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 1Andy2:



Roseanne Barr is nuttier than squirrel shit, so that isn't really surprising.
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Originally Posted By JoseCuervo:


From IMDB trivia:

When Harry tells Gib that Helen is having an affair, Gib tells a story about his second wife taking everything when she left him - he says, "What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" This is a reference to Tom Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr - she was reported to have taken his ice cube trays when she left him, too.



Roseanne Barr is nuttier than squirrel shit, so that isn't really surprising.



She's a cunt
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:05:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Commurado:
horrid movie.
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There's always that dude who shows up in the middle of the gang bang and proudly proclaims he doesn't like blowjobs.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:05:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
Funny thing is that Bill Paxton is a lot scarier than Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Look on YouTube at some of his scenes from a movie called Near Dark.

Bill Paxton is a vampire. Great role for him.

Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:11:27 PM EST
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Originally Posted By uxb:


Look on YouTube at some of his scenes from a movie called Near Dark.

Bill Paxton is a vampire. Great role for him.
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Finger lickin' good!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:17:28 PM EST
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I'm glad someone else has seen this under-rated film.  It's a hoot.

Add Lance Henrikson and Jeanetta Goldstein and it's like an Aliens reunion.

One of Lance's best roles, too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:24:43 PM EST
Best line in the movie.



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Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:28:44 PM EST
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Club Dread may have been his best.
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Originally Posted By Jason280:
Bill Paxton may very well be the greatest supporting actor of my generation...Aliens, Weird Science, Club Dread, True Lies, he was perfect in all of them!


Club Dread may have been his best.


You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit??
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:22:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:23:10 PM EST
I seem to remember the movie got bum reviews. Or was a box office bomb. Or not well received.

But I've always loved it. It's a fun movie.



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Originally Posted By JoseCuervo:


From IMDB trivia:

When Harry tells Gib that Helen is having an affair, Gib tells a story about his second wife taking everything when she left him - he says, "What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" This is a reference to Tom Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr - she was reported to have taken his ice cube trays when she left him, too.
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I've never heard this before. But I always imagined there was a story like this behind that line.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:25:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Blacktide:


Edge of Tomorrow..
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He always puts in a solid performance.
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