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9/19/2017 7:27:10 PM
Posted: 3/1/2006 8:43:41 PM EDT
The news.

break to a commercial. Citibank.

A flood, 650,000,000 dead. Camera pans in for gory details.
War. 750,000 dead. Camera covers action.
Famine.1,376,578 dead. Camera pans in on starving people.
Pestilance. 25,056,345 dead. Close up of microbbes and all the forensics.

followed by this: No animals were harmed making this news cast.

pan to commercial. McDonalds.


Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:06:51 AM EDT
Free bump from page 8 so that more people can say WTF?
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:13:33 AM EDT
I like it.
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:14:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By xinflt:
Free bump from page 8 so that more people can say WTF?



WTF??
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:16:24 AM EDT
I have a toenail that is twice the thickness of the others due to a basketball injury. I'm thinking of whacking the other 9 with a hammer so they will replicate it, then I can file them into points and use them to scale trees and vertical structures. Who likes lima beans?
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:17:26 AM EDT
That's pretty clever. We're already on our way.
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:18:19 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
The news.

break to a commercial. Citibank.

A flood, 650,000,000 dead. Camera pans in for gory details.
War. 750,000 dead. Camera covers action.
Famine.1,376,578 dead. Camera pans in on starving people.
Pestilance. 25,056,345 dead. Close up of microbbes and all the forensics.

followed by this: No animals were harmed making this news cast.

pan to commercial. McDonalds.




Where you see hundreds of Arfcomers standing in line with their sunglasses and sec.
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:22:26 AM EDT
Sorry to interupt your programming:

A Tidal Wave has just ripped apart the entire State of Florida.
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:25:31 AM EDT
ok, I'll play


WTF?
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:27:26 AM EDT
And it's... a swing and a miss for piccolo!
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:30:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:33:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:

Originally Posted By xinflt:
Free bump from page 8 so that more people can say WTF?



WTF??



WTF X 2 ????
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:36:50 AM EDT
yummmmmmmmmm

makes me hungry
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:39:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By JohnTheTexican:
i2.tinypic.com/oup7k9.jpg



what he said
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:39:33 AM EDT
I have a mexican in my bedroom
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 8:44:55 AM EDT
I shoulda brought my lunch...
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 11:07:24 AM EDT
Is the gold in Ft Knox happy gold?
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 11:11:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 11:26:33 AM EDT
...I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 12:07:28 PM EDT
OK,

the fridge is on my right...full o beer check


the microwave w/ popcorn and hot pockets on my left check


puter right in front w/ me naked in my leather chair check

­

LET US BEGIN
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 12:08:41 PM EDT
Might I ask just what the be ye speakin' of?
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 12:10:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JosieWales:
Sorry to interupt your programming:

A Tidal Wave has just ripped apart the entire State of Florida.



Why wasn't I informed?
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 2:55:26 PM EDT
Piccolo, you either need to check your glucose or have the doctor adjust your meds.
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 3:20:06 PM EDT
He must have shot his first highpower match without his blind cat spotter
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 3:26:07 PM EDT
this is so RACIST
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 3:33:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/2/2006 3:44:49 PM EDT
I farted and now feel much better. That is all.
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