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Posted: 4/22/2014 4:40:17 PM EDT

That fucking little annoying pussy prick drives me crazy. I'm not pro abortion, but I wish his little animated twat waffle mother had aborted him with a rusty coat hanger.

If you don't watch Sprout network you won't understand this hatred. The only thing that keeps me from stroking out is Nina's calming presence.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:42:08 PM EDT

[#1]

Yeah, I hear you. My 4 year old likes it, but I can't stand it. Thomas and Friends for the win, but sometimes they're little bitches too. Good thing I have the 80's GI Joe cartoons on DVD!

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:42:39 PM EDT

[#2]

Its on next. My 5 year old girl loves him.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:42:52 PM EDT

[#3]

Canadian puaay.

Eta- Nina

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:43:48 PM EDT

[#4]

I was a kid right when it first came out (97). I thought he was an annoying cunt then too. My parents actually told me "don't act like that kid on TV".

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:43:54 PM EDT

[#5]

I hate that little turd.

I'm glad my kids seem to have forgotten about him.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:45:49 PM EDT

[#6]

Whiny little brat.

6/10 for the rant.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:47:10 PM EDT

[#7]

Show is banned in my house. Fuck that dumb show.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:47:17 PM EDT

[#8]

that show should be banned. What a whiny scaredy cat kid. A terrible influence on young kids.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:47:56 PM EDT

[#9]

His Dad rides a bike while his Mom gets the car. His Dad is also a serious wuss. There is no hope for Caillou.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:48:14 PM EDT

[#10]

My son likes Caillou, but the wife and I loathe the little bastard.

Also, ever since I saw Pacific Rim, my brain changes his name in the themesong for...well..

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:48:37 PM EDT

[#11]

Thankfully my son has grown out of Caillou. Miss seeing naughty Nina though

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:49:19 PM EDT

[#12]

It's the Canadian Arthur

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:49:56 PM EDT

[#13]

Arthur and Sagwa is where it's at.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:50:09 PM EDT

[#14]

Octonaughts is my preference. Luckily my kids prefer them also.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:50:17 PM EDT

[#15]

My kid used to watch the show. The character whines incessantly.

I'm glad my kid outgrew it.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:50:43 PM EDT

[#16]

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Same here. I won't let my kids watch it, told my kids that he is a whiny brat.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:50:55 PM EDT

[#17]

Super Why > Caillou

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:51:52 PM EDT

[#18]

Had to outlaw Cailou here too. I like Cat in the Hat, Dinosaur Train, and Thomas. Curious George was tolerable.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:52:42 PM EDT

[#19]

My daughter loves Peter Rabbit.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:52:44 PM EDT

[#20]

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Same here. I won't let my kids watch it, told my kids that he is a whiny brat.

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Show is banned in my house. Fuck that dumb show.

Same here. I won't let my kids watch it, told my kids that he is a whiny brat.

This!

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:53:11 PM EDT

[#21]

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That fucking little annoying pussy prick drives me crazy. I'm not pro abortion, but I wish his little animated twat waffle mother had aborted him with a rusty coat hanger.

If you don't watch Sprout network you won't understand this hatred. The only thing that keeps me from stroking out is Nina's calming presence.

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Ahh yes Nina, I have killed many a kitten to her

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:53:20 PM EDT

[#22]

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That fucking little annoying pussy prick drives me crazy. I'm not pro abortion, but I wish his little animated twat waffle mother had aborted him with a rusty coat hanger.

If you don't watch Sprout network you won't understand this hatred. The only thing that keeps me from stroking out is Nina's calming presence.

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awe, he is cute. You will cry when your kid gets older and you hear the song. You will remember how you wasted your life on ARFCOM and wished that little prick was REAL!

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:53:46 PM EDT

[#23]

Kung Fu Panda is the most recent favorite.

Fucking awesome.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:54:18 PM EDT

[#24]

The kids are watching it now, I'm surfing ARFCOM. I've learned to tune it out.

Nina

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:55:23 PM EDT

[#25]

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Had to outlaw Cailou here too. I like Cat in the Hat, Dinosaur Train, and Thomas. Curious George was tolerable.

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In our house, he's known as "Troublemaker Monkey".

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:56:15 PM EDT

[#26]

French Canadian shit.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:56:42 PM EDT

[#27]

He's a whiny little bastard.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:57:37 PM EDT

[#28]

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+1.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:58:18 PM EDT

[#29]

I find it Way more tolerable than Dora or Sid the science kid.

But Sara and duck FTW.

Posted: 4/22/2014 4:59:05 PM EDT

[#30]

come on......he's just a boy that's four...and each day he's learning more.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:00:18 PM EDT

[#31]

What is Caoiluula?

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:00:27 PM EDT

[#32]

He's got the biggest fucking head. Evar!

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:01:00 PM EDT

[#33]

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I find it Way more tolerable than Dora or Sid the science kid.

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Sarah and Duck are fucking awesome.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:01:11 PM EDT

[#34]

That is precisely why my boys watch Looney Tunes.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:01:33 PM EDT

[#35]

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when will he learn to shut the fuck up?

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:01:41 PM EDT

[#36]

I told my kids they couldn't watch him. They asked why and we watched an episode where I pointed out all the crap they do that is terrible attitude and manners.

They hate him now also.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:01:43 PM EDT

[#37]

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awe, he is cute. You will cry when your kid gets older and you hear the song. You will remember how you wasted your life on ARFCOM and wished that little prick was REAL!

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That fucking little annoying pussy prick drives me crazy. I'm not pro abortion, but I wish his little animated twat waffle mother had aborted him with a rusty coat hanger.

If you don't watch Sprout network you won't understand this hatred. The only thing that keeps me from stroking out is Nina's calming presence.

awe, he is cute. You will cry when your kid gets older and you hear the song. You will remember how you wasted your life on ARFCOM and wished that little prick was REAL!

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:03:10 PM EDT

[#38]

I should feel bad for him as he is obviously undergoing chemo for something.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:03:13 PM EDT

[#39]

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Had to outlaw Cailou here too. I like Cat in the Hat, Dinosaur Train, and Thomas. Curious George was tolerable.

In our house, he's known as "Troublemaker Monkey".

I love how on George they have one kid that calls him an inner city kid

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:03:51 PM EDT

[#40]

I agree!

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:04:12 PM EDT

[#41]

I loved watching CatDog with my kids.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:05:02 PM EDT

[#42]

Melon headed little motherfucker! Hated the fuck out of him when my kids were little.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:05:27 PM EDT

[#43]

Hell, even my kids hated that lame-ass Charlie Brown wannabe

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:05:48 PM EDT

[#44]

I'm just a boy who's four,

Each day I grow some more......

I have a 22 month old that LOVE's Caillou. I put up with it then I turn on Yo Gabba Gabba, then its on to the Penguins/Pirates/Formula 1.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:07:21 PM EDT

[#45]

He is Canadian. What do you expect?

And yes I would murder that little whiny bitch.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:08:43 PM EDT

[#46]

My 3 year old loves it, I just try to block it out.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:10:45 PM EDT

[#47]

My 8yo niece: "Does he have cancer?"
Me: "Uh, I don't think so, why?"
niece: "Then why is he bald?"
Me: "I don't know, maybe his parents have his head shaved?"
niece: "Then his parents are stupid. Why would they do that?"
Me: : "I don't know."
niece: "I don't like this show, it's dumb, let's watch something else."
Me:

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:21:36 PM EDT

[#48]

it was banned after the first viewing along with a few others

uncle grandpa

steven universe

shezow

i think theres more but I cant remember them

fucking electronic poison

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:27:18 PM EDT

[#49]

My 3 year old loved the show till I showed him NickJr. Wallykazam, Team Umizomi and Paw Patrol are much easier to watch and he learns a little at the same time.

Posted: 4/22/2014 5:27:40 PM EDT

[#50]

Thought I was the only one....Figures it's out of Canada. Thankfully, my kid doesn't like him; oh and for new parents DON'T let your kids watch the 'new' Sesame Street.

ETA...I do like Octonauts, sort of reminds me of The Thunderbirds. Thankfully, my kid is really into dinosaurs. Not the cute Dinsaur Train shit, (he likes that,) but Walking with Dinosaurs, Prehistoric Park and various Discovery Dino stuff.

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