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Posted: 1/24/2009 1:29:23 PM EST
Yep. No more kids for me.  It wasn't very painful. I have experienced some soreness, but nothing very bad. I can't wait to get back in the game.

Let's hear some of your horror stories.


Also don't ask for pics!
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:31:40 PM EST
VD???

Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:31:57 PM EST
Not gonna do it.  Never.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:32:31 PM EST
So when the zombies overrun the world, and it's just you and some hot chick left to repopulate humanity, you're telling us that we're fucked?
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:36:10 PM EST
I did it a few years ago. In fact while recovering I bought my first Team Membership.

My wife screws like a bunny now.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:36:43 PM EST
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So when the zombies overrun the world, and it's just you and some hot chick left to repopulate humanity, you're telling us that we're fucked?



I'll stand-in for him and take one for the team.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:38:55 PM EST


I fell asleep during mine.

I highly recommend it for everyone.

-p.

Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:39:55 PM EST
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I did it a few years ago. In fact while recovering I bought my first Team Membership.

My wife screws like a bunny now.



How many carrots do you feed her a day?

Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:40:13 PM EST
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So when the zombies overrun the world, and it's just you and some hot chick left to repopulate humanity, you're telling us that we're fucked?



I'll stand-in for him and take one for the team.


Even if she was a 500 pound women ???????
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:40:23 PM EST
Just a local or can they knock you out?
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:42:08 PM EST
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So when the zombies overrun the world, and it's just you and some hot chick left to repopulate humanity, you're telling us that we're fucked?



I'll stand-in for him and take one for the team.


Even if she was a 500 pound women ???????
SHE COULD BE A WELL-PROPORTIONED 500 lb woman. of course she'd have to be 20 feet tall.....

Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:45:14 PM EST
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Not gonna do it.  Never.


I'm the same way.  The idea of a scalpel and my balls just don't quite go together in my mind.  Besides I hate the idea I'm shooting blanks down range....

Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:45:40 PM EST
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Just a local or can they knock you out?


Local. The needle was the worst part.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:46:20 PM EST
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So when the zombies overrun the world, and it's just you and some hot chick left to repopulate humanity, you're telling us that we're fucked?


I wont tell her I had it.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:47:11 PM EST
How much did that run ya?
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:49:04 PM EST
Yer nuts.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:49:41 PM EST
i got it done a few months ago.  no pain, just a bit tender for a few days.  My beanbag turned the color of a crown royal bag for the better part of two weeks though, which was a bit disconcerting.

I've never seen arfcom so happy as the day they found out i wasn't going to reproduce
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:50:38 PM EST
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How much did that run ya?


mine was covered by insurance, but my understanding is they run $500-1000
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:51:17 PM EST
how much does it cost?
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:51:47 PM EST
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how much does it cost?


see above
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:52:02 PM EST
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Just a local or can they knock you out?


Local. The needle was the worst part.


Just a local when I had mine done too.

The worst part by far was the digging around in there with that hook.

The smoke wafting upwards from sealing off the cut vas deferens was merely amusing....

The funny part was the pre op conversation....  "Are you here of your own free will?"  Lol
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:54:35 PM EST
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How much did that run ya?


$30.00 co-pay.

If I see the bill I will update the post.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:54:56 PM EST
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how much does it cost?


see above


lol well shit dont know how i missed that! ive been thinking about having the same procedure done. what kind of dr does this procedure?
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:56:54 PM EST
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i got it done a few months ago.  no pain, just a bit tender for a few days.  My shaved beanbag turned the color of a crown royal bag for the better part of two weeks though, which was a bit disconcerting.

I've never seen arfcom so happy as the day they found out i wasn't going to reproduce


fixed
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:58:37 PM EST
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how much does it cost?


see above


lol well shit dont know how i missed that! ive been thinking about having the same procedure done. what kind of dr does this procedure?


a urologist.  it's a quick thing... generally you will schedule a consult where you will talk with the doc about how the procedure will go, risks, etc, then come in again for the procedure.  the procedure is a local shot to the sack, a small (maybe 3/4") down the centerline of your beanbag, then he pulls out the two tubes one at a time, puts two clips on each one, then cuts them.  a few stitches later and you're done.  I walked out of the place (very tenderly mind you) about 45 minutes after coming in.  You'll have a follow up about a week later to make sure you're healing well, and then a sperm count 3 months later.  YOU ARE NOT STERILE UNTIL THE DOC SAYS SO!  It takes a while to "clear the pipes" so to speak, so you've still gotta be careful until you get the green light
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 1:59:27 PM EST
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how much does it cost?


see above


lol well shit dont know how i missed that! ive been thinking about having the same procedure done. what kind of dr does this procedure?


I went to a urologist, but you normal doctor can do it as well.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:14:43 PM EST
cool. i thought the procedure would cost more but i could handle 500-1k
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:22:43 PM EST
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So when the zombies overrun the world, and it's just you and some hot chick left to repopulate humanity, you're telling us that we're fucked?



I'll stand-in for him and take one for the team.


Even if she was a 500 pound women ???????


Big women wouldn't survive the zombie invasion. The batteries on their fat carts would die after a mile or so and they'd get gobbled up in their chairs. If they did somehow survive, food shortages would thin them down real fast!

(Besides, if you did fuck a 500 pound woman you could always feed her to the zombies and make like it never happened.)

Personally, I'd just lie and tell the hotties that my sperms are all olympic swimmers and they should come let me make a deposit. In the near-total absence of any kind of fertilty specialists she'd never know why she didn't get pregnant. You could even convince her to screw more!
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:27:35 PM EST
My "Big V" highlights:

Reasonably hot Black female nurse, tense situation, cold room = she was not impressed

Got a free weekend on the couch doing as I please.

Bags of frozen peas were my friend.

The receptionist handed me a specimen cup as I was leaving and said they needed a sample for a sperm count. She added that I needed to "flush the pipes" 20 times before taking the sample but not to start until the following Monday. I dropped off the sample Thursday morning. You can do the math The best part was when I gave the receptionist  the sample, she flipped back her appointment book then looked up at me with a look that said "impressive"

Against the Doc's wishes I participated in an Aikido demonstration the following Saturday. I should have listened to him

After recovering from the demonstration I removed my own stitches

Months later, I saw the Doc at my Aikido Association's annual dinner (he was there with his office manager who, it turns out, trained a another Dojo). I said to him "Doc, you know you are the only man in this room that has played with my balls". We laughed
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:30:17 PM EST
I've been putting this off for over a year now.  A co-worker of mine had the procedure and suffered pretty severe pain for almost a year.  Some people do have some problems after the procedure (read up about it).  I will be getting it done soon though.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:44:10 PM EST
It is the best money you can spend once you are through having kids. After our third if my wife wanted to mess around it was terrifying me that she would get pregnant. After the procedure.........
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:47:33 PM EST

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Not gonna do it.  Never.



Keepin mine connected also..

Danny
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:47:38 PM EST
I had this done 4 years ago, and yes it was not a plesent thing to go through... BUT after you heal and get back in the saddle SEX could not get any better because you don't have to worry all the time or be sure that you are on top ot you game on the ...uh...em... timing issue.....
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:49:14 PM EST
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Not gonna do it.  Never.


This.

Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:49:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:50:42 PM EST
I had it done in '85.

During the consultation visit, I was told to shave everything from one inch above my dick on down. No sweat...I did it in the shower. It pissed my wife off  'cause she wanted to do it, but no way was she going anywhere near Mr. Wonderful with a razor.

Anyway, when I showed up for the surgery, the nurse took one look and complimented me on the fine job I did of shaving. I humbly accepted her praise until she said, "Too bad you didn't need to do it...all you had to shave was one square inch under your penis."

Shit. I wanted to kill the person who told me to shave everything.

Fast forward to laying on the table. I was warned beforehand that the most painful part was the zylocain injection. Pfft...that was nothing. Same with the incision...no big deal. But when the doc clamped off the first tube it felt like someone was reaching down my throat, grabbing my nuts, and pulling them out through my nose!

I hate to admit it, but I passed out.

Smelling salts were administered, and when I came to the doc asked, "Wow! Did you feel that?" Hell yes I did!

Another shot was given and all was good...for a few minutes.

According to California law at the time, the doctor was required to show you the section of the tube he removes. Now, keep in mind I'm already a little woozy...having the doc wave a wiggly little worm in front of my face resulted in Checkout Number 2.

Coming around again, I smelled something burning. My first thought was that someone was having a cigarette, until I looked down at my crotch and saw the doc cauterizing my plumbing.

You guessed it...Checkout Number 3.

I guess they staff decided that things were better wih me passed out, so they left me in la-la land for the rest of the procedure.

Luckily, I listened to the nurses advice and brought the wife along so she could drive me home. She said I was as white as a sheet and my knees didn't want to work.

It's been wonderful not having to worry about kids since then. Would I do it again? No fuckin' way.

Link Posted: 1/24/2009 2:57:24 PM EST
I'm a statistic on the "bad experience" side. The doc gave me a local shot in the sack and I promise it felt like he shoved the needle all the way into my abdomen. He cut the first side and it felt as if a huge rubber band snapped on the inside. I was sweating bullets and he noticed I was turning green.

Halfway through, he says "I've got good news and bad. The good is that I'm halfway through. The bad is that I have to give you another shot."

I said, "Well, it should be numb from the first shot, shouldn't it? Doc says, "No, no. Here we go."

He jabbed the needle and I thought for sure I would throw up and then pass out. A few minutes later he was done. My shirt and the table were absolutely soaked with sweat. I had major swelling that lasted for a few days. It was painful to walk for a half week.

I frequently scare other guys planning on having the snip. They usually come out OK, probably because I give them such bad expectations. But to be safe, don't do it.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 3:07:57 PM EST
The easy kind.  

BTW Frozen peas and corn kernels mold around better, frozen sliced carrots stay colder longer.  YMMV.  For some reason the kids swore off frozen veggies for about a year.


I was one of the one percenters, history of an injury and some palpable scar tissue led the Doc to decide to do it in an OR and under general (btw this was not a $500 special).  good thing because it took him almost 2 hours to get one of the tubes freed up enough from scar tissue to clip it and seal the ends.  There is also a small percentage of men that have other tube problems that should get generals.

If you ever had a hernia correction when a small child, took a nasty shot to the sack playing football or wrestling, etc etc you may be a candidate for an in-patient procedure.  Anything that might produce scar tissue or tangles.  My Urologist was observing one as part of his Urology training and the patient had to be rushed from the office to an ER because of tube and blood vessel entanglements.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 3:58:09 PM EST
I got a referral to the urologist from my regular MD. The name was an Indian name I had never seen before. My wife and I go to the first consultation and it turns out it's a female Dr. The three of us talk to make sure we understand the long term effects and if we truly want to go through with it. She then announces it's time for an exam and told me to stand up and drop my drawers. Let's say it's a bit awkward to be standing in a room, with your wife watching, while a strange woman kneels in front of you and fondles your junk, her head less than a foot from your crotch. Just try to hold a conversation at that point

The worst thing about the surgery was the ice COLD disinfectant they wiped on. They said it was room temperature, I asked which room in the dungeon they pulled it out of. Post op the worst was my kids trying to jump into my lap. OUCH
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 4:01:22 PM EST
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i got it done a few months ago.  no pain, just a bit tender for a few days.  My beanbag turned the color of a crown royal bag for the better part of two weeks though, which was a bit disconcerting.

I've never seen arfcom so happy as the day they found out i wasn't going to reproduce


I thought you were a young guy, got some children already?
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 4:05:59 PM EST
The Big V for me was back in '98

Bought a Ford Windstar and 90k plus miles later I stil have it


Actually I had the consultation for the vasectomy a few years back but decided I wanted my plumbing intact
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 4:09:51 PM EST
This thread makes my balls hurt.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 4:18:21 PM EST
I have had so many surgeries over the years that I think I have built up a tolerance to the anesthetics...I FELT EVERY FUCKING THING when i had mine done. Hell, the doctor made me lay there an extra 10 minutes because he thought I was going to pass out!

After the prcedure though, I was good to go...very little pain.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 4:24:34 PM EST
My wife & I tried to have children twice: We have 2 kids.

Now no stress about her getting pregnant,

No more wearing a raincoat in the shower!
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 4:56:37 PM EST
Me too

Had mine Thursday afternoon, and I have been fat and lazy since then. Tomorrow I need to get up and get moving a bit, but I have caught up on all the tv I have missed for a couple of months and watched a few movies.

I do have to say that my wife has been AWESOME!! and has really taken care of me.


My thread
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 4:57:14 PM EST
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I fell asleep during mine.

I highly recommend it for everyone.

-p.



I recommend it for Obama voters.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 5:02:54 PM EST
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This thread makes my balls hurt.


Not mine.  Mine have mysteriously disappeared into my abdomen.  
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 5:10:00 PM EST
The V shall set you free.
Link Posted: 1/24/2009 5:14:16 PM EST
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i got it done a few months ago.  no pain, just a bit tender for a few days.  My beanbag turned the color of a crown royal bag for the better part of two weeks though, which was a bit disconcerting.

I've never seen arfcom so happy as the day they found out i wasn't going to reproduce


Yes, thank you. Probably the greatest service you will ever render for your country.

Link Posted: 1/25/2009 8:31:25 AM EST
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i got it done a few months ago.  no pain, just a bit tender for a few days.  My beanbag turned the color of a crown royal bag for the better part of two weeks though, which was a bit disconcerting.

I've never seen arfcom so happy as the day they found out i wasn't going to reproduce


I thought you were a young guy, got some children already?


yep, I'm only 25 and no I have no children.  One of my goals in life is to be a lifelong DINK.
Link Posted: 1/25/2009 8:37:16 AM EST



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I did it a few years ago. In fact while recovering I bought my first Team Membership.




My wife screws like a bunny now.




Hell, I'm sold!
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