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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:32:32 PM EDT
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I can't find the porn. Damn it!
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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:34:42 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:34:59 PM EDT
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Its in my every post.
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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:39:16 PM EDT
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Its in my every post. Gotta love those college chicks! |
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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:48:29 PM EDT
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Guy walks into a bar and screams "all lawyers are assholes" and orders a beer. The guy at the end of the bar come down and taps him on the shoulder and says "I really resent what you said very much" . The guy says " what you a lawyer"? The other guy says " no, I'm an asshole" [rolleyes]
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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:54:10 PM EDT
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A woman answer the phone while having an asthma attack. It was an obscene phone call. The guy on the other said "did I call you, or did you call me"
New Yorkers way of revive a heart attack victim: [said in a NY accent] HEY ASSHOLE, GET UP BEFORE YOU FUCKING DIE!!! |
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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:54:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: Its in my every post. Hey LT, Care to share the story behind those photos? If you were there and that was not staged or paid for by you, you would certainly be my hero of the day. |
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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:57:58 PM EDT
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[b]HEE HAW!!![/b] [IMG]http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/ups/pezhed/jackass.gif[/IMG]
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Posted: 10/21/2001 6:59:12 PM EDT
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[img]http://www.zelenak.com/girl1.gif[/img] [img]http://www.zelenak.com/girl2.gif[/img]
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Posted: 10/21/2001 11:35:09 PM EDT
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Damn, sure wished I had a bottle opener like that.
KenS |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 2:33:39 AM EDT
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My wife is a lousy cook, She made bread, it had bones. She made alphabet soup. It spelled "help!"
I want to write a poem aobut my mother-in-law. Anybody got a rhyme for "hatchet face?" I went to the grocery store. I say to the girl at the cash register "Can you check me out?" She looks me up and down and says "You're ugly." I went to see a psychiatrist. He says "You're crazy." I asked "Can I get a second opinion?" He says "Okay. You're ugly, too." |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:08:55 AM EDT
[#12]
Steven Wright is funny as hell!!
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:14:49 AM EDT
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Quoted: I also hand this kinky girlfriend. [:D][/i] Hand?? Girlfriend???? LT - best to NOT share THIS kind of info. [}:D] |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:17:11 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I also hand this kinky girlfriend. [:D][/i] Hand?? Girlfriend???? LT - best to NOT share THIS kind of info. [}:D] Damn Freudian slip. Even happens when I'm typing [:(] |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:17:17 AM EDT
[#15]
LT, I cant find the pictures of your grandma. [:P]
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Posted: 10/22/2001 12:11:02 PM EDT
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Grimshaw
In order to find Lord Traders porn you must "explore the possibilities" and that is as much as I'm going to reveal. Think about it. Don in Ohio |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 12:17:45 PM EDT
[#17]
The last time I made my wife scream during sex was when I wiped my dick on her Laura Ashley bedspread...
[smoke] |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 12:21:31 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I also hand this kinky girlfriend. [:D][/i] Hand?? Girlfriend???? LT - best to NOT share THIS kind of info. [}:D] Worst way to get shotdown: Not tonight, I've got a hangnail. |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 12:22:05 PM EDT
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Don... Ahhh. NOW I get it. Good hint. Short, to the point, and said it right out load without saying it.
LT- You ARE the master of posting without posting. Viper Out |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 12:39:46 PM EDT
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GIRLFRIEND:"I also hand this kinky girlfriend. I went over to her place one time and saw her naked tied up to the bed and so I started taking off my clothes. She yelled "What are you doing you idiot, I've just been robbed"."
LORDTRADER:"Hold on baby.I'll make it all better" For shame for shame! |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 12:59:30 PM EDT
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Quoted: Steven Wright is funny as hell!! "Went to the mall last night and bought some spot remover for my dog. He disappeared.." "I also bought some dehydrated water, but couldn't figure out what to add..." |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 1:09:41 PM EDT
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Ok LT guess I'm not up on all this puter stuff. Help me out and email me so I can see too. Put it in small word's so I can understand. [smoke]
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Posted: 10/22/2001 1:45:29 PM EDT
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Enjoy.
Schizophrenia went to the doctor. He kept repeating "I'm a teepee, I'm an adobe, I'm a teepee, I'm an adobe." Doctor says "Calm down - your too tents!" Why do they call it an apartment? They're not apart, they're together. Why do they call it a building? They're not building it, it's already done. Why do they call it a near-miss? If they nearly missed, they hit! What is the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside. (Don't get mad at me, I have had several Porsches) Guy gets a new cutting edge medical procedure to enhance his penis size. The doctors inject tissue from an Elephant's trunk into his penis. So, on his first date after his procedure, he is sitting at the table, when all of the sudden his dick rips out of his pants, swipes a baked potato clean off his plate, than dissapears back into his pants. His date says "WOW! Can you do that again?" He says "Probably, but I don't know if my ass can take another potato." Why don't Cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny. Why does the Mushroom always get invited to parties? He is a fun-gi. Piece of string goes into a bar and sits down. The bartender says we don't server string here, beat it. String, goes outside, twists himself into a ball, and frazzles his ends. He goes back in, and the bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string I just told to beat it?" String says "I'm a-frayed-knot." Grasshopper goes into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says "You have a drink named Jim?" |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 1:54:55 PM EDT
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Horse goes into a bar, sits down. Bartender looks for a moment and says "Hey, Bub. Why the long face?".
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Posted: 10/22/2001 2:40:21 PM EDT
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LT those pics keep getting better .....whats the story????????[bounce]
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:10:28 PM EDT
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I've got a map of the entire United States. It's actual size.
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:22:07 PM EDT
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Very nice LT, keep 'em coming!!
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:28:18 PM EDT
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I've got to see if I can get my girlfriend to help with a 12 of Corona. Too bad she's not into "sharing"...
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:39:35 PM EDT
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LT...You the Man
I hope the first day back on the job went OK! |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 4:42:53 PM EDT
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Ham sandwich walks into a bar and sits down. Bartender looks at it disgustedly and says: "Sorry, but we don't serve food here.".
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Posted: 10/22/2001 5:22:04 PM EDT
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How do you break up a Taliban Bingo party?
Call out, "B-52"! |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 5:49:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: How do you break up a Taliban Bingo party? Call out, "B-52"! Ten years ago, that was an Iraqi Bingo party [:D] |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 6:26:58 PM EDT
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I love porn as much as the next one-handed typist, but I'll be damned if I can figure out how to see the porn--yes, I have "explored all of the possibilities." What gives? email me or something- unfuck me here.
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Posted: 10/22/2001 6:47:36 PM EDT
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Dissipater 556
I want to help you out, I really do, but that wouldn't be within the rules LT set down. When you figure it out you'll smack your forehead and say "DOH!" Remember! It's in his every post! Don in Ohio |
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Posted: 10/22/2001 10:09:18 PM EDT
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You can't figure it out??????????????
All LT did was put a little different SPIN on things. Those chicks are HOT! Chuck |
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Posted: 10/23/2001 3:56:44 PM EDT
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Hint: what do you see if he turns his head sideways?
Hint #2: A gal with a "nice" chest could be said to have a nice __________. |
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