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Posted: 5/31/2002 9:04:49 PM EDT
Everything is all healed and working fine!!

Just thought you would want to know[:D].

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:07:28 PM EDT
[#1]

Congratulations.

Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:15:32 PM EDT
[#2]
Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:22:09 PM EDT
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Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
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No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity.  My left nut grew to the size of a small pear.

Sgtar15

PS  Really
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:24:14 PM EDT
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My left nut grew to the size of a small pear.
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YIKES!  [shock]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:26:15 PM EDT
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Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
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No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity.  My left nut grew to the size of a small pear.

Sgtar15

PS  Really
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Wow, that's an injury you can be proud of. No scar to show though.

I gave my first girlfriend a blood nose when she got a little over active with a the BJ. Was pretty proud of that.

Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:26:20 PM EDT
[#6]
Sgt,

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I know WAAAAYYYY too much about your nether regions.

Glad you got better, tho.

-legrue

Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:28:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:29:57 PM EDT
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Did you have penis enlargement surgery?
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No, I bursed a vien last week from overly active sexual activity.  My left nut grew to the size of a small pear.

Sgtar15

PS  Really
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I see, you had a masturbation accident. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:31:18 PM EDT
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So I take it you drove it at full throttle with no stumbling on the curves .[;D]
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 9:55:30 PM EDT
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note to self "learn from sgtar15's mistake and not use vaccumm"
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:01:00 PM EDT
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note to self "learn from sgtar15's mistake and not use vaccumm"
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"Don't disturb me while i'm cleaning my room!"
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:02:38 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:04:56 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:07:04 PM EDT
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Wow, that's an injury you can be proud of. No scar to show though.

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They normally insist on pictures around here.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 10:21:52 PM EDT
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SO what yur saying is you blew a gasket. Better check yur head bolts [:)] Glad to hear you are doing better.
Link Posted: 5/31/2002 11:57:18 PM EDT
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[img]pweb.netcom.com/~mattja/pics/Goat.jpg[/img]

"I'm okay. Thanks for asking."
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:03:21 AM EDT
[#17]
LMFAO!!!  
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:40:26 AM EDT
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So how's your wrist??
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:46:09 AM EDT
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Just thought you would want to know[:D].
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Of course.  I can rest easy now.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:49:05 AM EDT
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In my best goat impression,"That's sounds bahaaaaad!"
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:54:21 AM EDT
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[url]http://www.stihlusa.com/chainsaws/009L.html[/url]

This should take care of that problem.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 6:59:36 AM EDT
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You better take down that picture of Maxine Waters, and go to confession.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 7:06:32 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/1/2002 7:14:07 AM EDT
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Thats just wrong

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 7:14:48 AM EDT
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I was stationed in Hawaii in the 70's with this guy that got busted for engaging in a sex act with a vacuum cleaner.  We called him the Happy Hoover afterwards.

Not that this has anything to do with YOUR situation.  It just seemed appropriate for this thread for some reason.
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 8:41:19 AM EDT
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I was stationed in Hawaii in the 70's with this guy that got busted for engaging in a sex act with a vacuum cleaner.  We called him the Happy Hoover afterwards.

Not that this has anything to do with YOUR situation.  It just seemed appropriate for this thread for some reason.
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So that's how it happened, I knew he wasn't telling the whole story!
Link Posted: 6/1/2002 2:57:25 PM EDT
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sgtar15,
Glad to hear everything is fine. Don't go messin' with a pneumatic grease gun now.

coyote3
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 12:58:35 PM EDT
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I gave my first girlfriend a blood nose when she got a little over active with a the BJ. Was pretty proud of that.

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There should be an AR-15.com medal awarded for this  [:D]
Link Posted: 6/2/2002 5:45:05 PM EDT
[#29]
Pictures please.

before......during......after.
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