
Posted: 3/14/2011 5:45:46 PM EST
Last Saturday my girlfriend and I went to red lobster for dinner. The dinner was mainly to celebrate us together for two years. Weeks before the dinner she told me that she didn't want us to get each other gifts or anything...So I'm like OK that's cool whatever..We sit down and give the waitress our order and when she leaves my GF says to me "I got you something...Do you want it now or layer?" Im like your kidding me rite..So she gives me a card with a nice note on the inside with a gander mtn receipt stapled to it..a couple weeks before I had put down $50 on a Remington 870..So she goes and pays $200 bucks towards it...I was so surprised since she is always talking shit about "you and your guns"...My stepfather was like WTF..Your mother never does shit like that..I think I got a keeper... I just had to let everyone know my big surprise.
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Its a trap. You better get her something even more expensive. and Shiny! Quick!!!
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It's a tarp
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"Well, it's something strange, so I got my rifle to shoot it, get a closer look."
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Very nice!
Although she did break the agreement on gift giving..... |
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Originally Posted By Gripy:
Its a trap. You better get her something even more expensive. and Shiny! Quick!!! no, no... i think his 870 will be more suited from HD than trap ![]() |
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GD rules apply. Pics?
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•The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
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Originally Posted By ByNameRequest:
Very nice! Although she did break the agreement on gift giving..... Thats why I was like what the hell is this??? ![]() |
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Red Lobster, really? Don't you have a good restaurant around to go to?
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I thought this was gonna be another one of those "thumb up the butt during oral" threads.
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You failed
Pics of said Gf or it never happened!!!! You should know the standard operational procedure by now! |
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Originally Posted By Gripy: This. But if I were you I wouldn't get her shit in return and wait a while. If she gives you shit about not getting her anything dump her, if she doesn't put a ring on her finger. Worst comes to worse you get an 870 out of it. Its a trap. You better get her something even more expensive. and Shiny! Quick!!! ETA: Originally Posted By Dukota: Yeah I'm a cheap dick but even I wouldn't take a date to red lobster. Red Lobster, really? Don't you have a good restaurant around to go to? |
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Originally Posted By Dukota:
Red Lobster, really? Don't you have a good restaurant around to go to? This, and....you done fucked up by buying into the whole "let's not get each other anything" routine. A good woman she may be, but eventually, that shit will come back to bite you. |
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Originally Posted By Dukota:
Red Lobster, really? Don't you have a good restaurant around to go to? Plenty of nice restaurants around me. Red lobster was the pick of the night....It was delicious |
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Originally Posted By -DesertFox-:
GD rules apply. Pics? pics or gtfo and it's a trap. Go buy jewelry now!!!!!! |
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The voice of reason from the clinically insane.
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Would what she did be considered a straw purchase?
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GD rules state you must post a pic of said gf and of reciept or neither happened
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Originally Posted By Danj:
Would what she did be considered a straw purchase? ![]() No. She put money down on his layaway. |
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Red Lobster
Trap...
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Pics of g/f or BAN.
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this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only..
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Originally Posted By fnub315: this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only.. http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6485/111kqv.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us Nice..... ![]() |
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•The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
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Originally Posted By fnub315:
this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only.. <a href="http://img220.imageshack.us/i/111kqv.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6485/111kqv.jpg</a> Uploaded with ImageShack.us How YOU doin? Gurl watcho name iz? ![]() |
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Originally Posted By fnub315:
this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only.. <a href="http://img220.imageshack.us/i/111kqv.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6485/111kqv.jpg</a> Uploaded with ImageShack.us Ok you get this: ![]() You don't deserve her. Send her to TX please for proper disposal. ![]() ![]() |
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I think she will be defiantly be getting the ring.....Just not quite yet
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I'd hit that!!! |
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Originally Posted By fnub315:
I think she will be defiantly be getting the ring.....Just not quite yet ![]() Why the flying fuck not???? You GF is totally hot, and obviously has a better head on her shoulders than you'll ever have! Lock that one in! |
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You should have gotten her something as well. At least your had better make up for it now!!!!
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Originally Posted By Usagi:
Originally Posted By fnub315:
I think she will be defiantly be getting the ring.....Just not quite yet ![]() Why the flying fuck not???? You GF is totally hot, and obviously has a better head on her shoulders than you'll ever have! Lock that one in! honestly I think I will be getting her the ring she wants a lot sooner than later..I'm going to pull some slick shit this summer and surprise her with the ring.. |
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Originally Posted By fnub315: this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only.. http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6485/111kqv.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us FUCK you I am jealous eta: she seems to have the "full package" as well ! |
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Originally Posted By fnub315:
this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only.. <a href="http://img220.imageshack.us/i/111kqv.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6485/111kqv.jpg</a> Uploaded with ImageShack.us Ft. Lauderdale Beach, Near Las Olas / BeachPlace |
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Originally Posted By niceguymr:
Originally Posted By fnub315:
this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only.. <a href="http://img220.imageshack.us/i/111kqv.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6485/111kqv.jpg</a> Uploaded with ImageShack.us Ft. Lauderdale Beach, Near Las Olas / BeachPlace god damn your good!! |
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Originally Posted By Usagi:
Originally Posted By fnub315:
I think she will be defiantly be getting the ring.....Just not quite yet ![]() Why the flying fuck not???? You GF is totally hot, and obviously has a better head on her shoulders than you'll ever have! Lock that one in! Because looks and giving you money is a sign of a future stable relationship... ![]() Let's not add to the number of divorces. Have standards and watch for red flags, my friend. ![]() |
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Originally Posted By fnub315: Originally Posted By niceguymr: Originally Posted By fnub315: this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only.. <a href="http://img220.imageshack.us/i/111kqv.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6485/111kqv.jpg</a> Uploaded with ImageShack.us Ft. Lauderdale Beach, Near Las Olas / BeachPlace god damn your good!! it was HER answering. we told you it was a trap ! ;) btw, she looks like my ex.. really. |
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Damn, I took my wife out to eat Saturday night and when she came back from the bathroom, all she gave me were her panties.
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Originally Posted By fnub315:
Originally Posted By niceguymr:
Originally Posted By fnub315:
this is the only pic on the computer of her..May not be the best but the only.. <a href="http://img220.imageshack.us/i/111kqv.jpg/" target="_blank">http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6485/111kqv.jpg</a> Uploaded with ImageShack.us Ft. Lauderdale Beach, Near Las Olas / BeachPlace god damn your good!! Meh. I have a good memory that's all. |
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congrats dude, you must be doing it right to make her happy enough to spend her money on yah. and on a gun for yah none the less. you deserve it!
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Originally Posted By kcr121:
I thought this was gonna be another one of those "thumb up the butt during oral" threads. Since this is GD, this is what I was thinking as well. |
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No Profound Signature Here!
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Aww, I was expecting a thread lamenting the lack of condoms last week.
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Unless they were raised by a dad who was circuit bull rider there
Is no way that a woman really would agree to the no gift thing. Learn this, even the good ones like something... the dollar amount only means something to the shallow ones. Sounds like you have a Good one. |
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Must be nice. Back when I was dating my wife, she said the same thing...no gifts. On our date, she give me a $50 gift card to Bass Pro. Then she bitched the rest of the night because I didnt get her anything...
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Originally Posted By ByNameRequest:
Very nice! Although she did break the agreement on gift giving..... No, she followed the rules exactly, anyone married or even dating a female for more than about 3 seconds knows that rule. Now we'll find out if he knows how to recover and the fine that he needs to pay voluntarily. |
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Originally Posted By MiniZ: Originally Posted By kcr121: I thought this was gonna be another one of those "thumb up the butt during oral" threads. Since this is GD, this is what I was thinking as well. Don't knock it brothers ![]() ![]() |
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Originally Posted By Razoreye:
Originally Posted By Usagi:
Originally Posted By fnub315:
I think she will be defiantly be getting the ring.....Just not quite yet ![]() Why the flying fuck not???? You GF is totally hot, and obviously has a better head on her shoulders than you'll ever have! Lock that one in! Because looks and giving you money is a sign of a future stable relationship... ![]() Let's not add to the number of divorces. Have standards and watch for red flags, my friend. ![]() Of course I have standards...Who wants an ugly GF?? She has a good stable job..She's 23 and about to be a registered nurse, Not crazy(thats a big one these days) And most importantly In love me and would do anything for me as I would for her??? Do these words sound like a worried man??? I think not.... ![]() |
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like OMG like!
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i learned something in my last 2 failed relationships...if youre together and happy after 3 years, you need to be planning on getting married. if i were you i would plan on getting a ring in the next 12-18 months
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KEEPHER!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted By fnub315:
Last Saturday my girlfriend and I went to red lobster for dinner. The dinner was mainly to celebrate us together for two years. Weeks before the dinner she told me that she didn't want us to get each other gifts or anything...So I'm like OK that's cool whatever..We sit down and give the waitress our order and when she leaves my GF says to me "I got you something...Do you want it now or layer?" Im like your kidding me rite..So she gives me a card with a nice note on the inside with a gander mtn receipt stapled to it..a couple weeks before I had put down $50 on a Remington 870..So she goes and pays $200 bucks towards it...I was so surprised since she is always talking shit about "you and your guns"...My stepfather was like WTF..Your mother never does shit like that..I think I got a keeper... I just had to let everyone know my big surprise. ![]() I am sure there are 15 replies before this one that states the same, but..... in her mind, she did not put $200 payment to a Remington 870, but a down payment on the diamond ring she expects you to give her. I say toss the bitch out. If she was seriously committed to you for life long sammich making, she would have bought you a Perrazi, or at least a Citori. |
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Originally Posted By 74HC:
Originally Posted By fnub315:
Last Saturday my girlfriend and I went to red lobster for dinner. The dinner was mainly to celebrate us together for two years. Weeks before the dinner she told me that she didn't want us to get each other gifts or anything...So I'm like OK that's cool whatever..We sit down and give the waitress our order and when she leaves my GF says to me "I got you something...Do you want it now or layer?" Im like your kidding me rite..So she gives me a card with a nice note on the inside with a gander mtn receipt stapled to it..a couple weeks before I had put down $50 on a Remington 870..So she goes and pays $200 bucks towards it...I was so surprised since she is always talking shit about "you and your guns"...My stepfather was like WTF..Your mother never does shit like that..I think I got a keeper... I just had to let everyone know my big surprise. ![]() I am sure there are 15 replies before this one that states the same, but..... in her mind, she did not put $200 payment to a Remington 870, but a down payment on the diamond ring she expects you to give her. I say toss the bitch out. If she was seriously committed to you for life long sammich making, she would have bought you a Perrazi, or at least a Citori. hahaha Now that shit is funny |
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Originally Posted By fnub315:
I think she will be defiantly be getting the ring.....Just not quite yet ![]() Freudian slip?????? Defiantly getting the ring or Definitely getting the ring? |
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Damn, you lucky futhermucker!
Keep her close, and put a ring on her finger when you can. she definitely looks and sounds like a keeper! |
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When I get the shotty I will have to take a pic of her shooting it
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